If we get actual jobless numbers on thursday and not faggy generalizations like Trump wants then crash then.
Gabriel Rivera
Expect anemic reactions from the markets overall. Probably going green in the morning as the futures are trading up. S&P futures are up 4.5% on reports of good market results from ASEAN country markets. HSI up 4.3% on reports of the QE infinity nuclear option being used. NIkkei also up 7.4% based on the economic news in anticipation of liquidity from american markets. Dow futures are up 800 pts on the same reports. BTCUSD is currently 6597 JPYUSD: 110 EuroUSD: 1.08 And AUD: .59 Stocks are expected to at least start out trading positive tomorrow but uncertainty in the markets indicate QE may have a limited impact. unemployment claims are due out on thursday as is a possible vote on the Bill.
Cameron Hughes
I picked up "The Intelligent Investor" per Yas Forums recommendation. Wish me luck boyes
Landon Roberts
we are likely to see a relief pump and then another dump of some sort
but levels and timing are completely unknown, don't trust anyone who tries to tell you anything certain
What stocks should I be dca'ing right now? Also what stocks that provide good divdends in general? I remember an user with a large list of stocks that were good for dividends iirc. Anyone got the pic?
Eli Baker
I trade on Robinhood because my data is worthless and I never lose.
Get fucked losers. Enjoy your portfolio fees.
Evan Howard
>buy a stock >it turns a profit >sell it for a profit >check back next week >it went up even more >buy it again because you think you sold to early >it tanks >sell at a net loss
>This is finally, definitively, conclusively the infinite-money backed bottom. No more down from here, ever. Fed escalation will surely work THIS time!
>What stocks should I be dca'ing right now? None. >Also what stocks that provide good divdends in general? None. >remember an user with a large list of stocks that were good for dividends iirc. Irrelevent, none will keep paying them.
good old fomo buy in hodl right over the top and down the back side
Adrian Flores
Proof that IQ has nothing to do with making money
Carter Miller
IQ =/= wisdom.
William Williams
Trump is going to kill all the boomers
Brayden Nelson
The AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Hudson Lee
Realistic scenarios only please
Luis Nelson
I really wonder what kind of shit trump would pull if he gets a second term. Lame duck Trump would be the craziest presidency ever
Zachary Lee
Okay, we crash below levels of 2008 and immediately pay bonuses to jews who caused it.
Grayson Stewart
He would just pardon all of his cronies like Flynn and Manafort and then make a couple last gasp partisan executive orders that will easily be reversed by Biden
Sebastian Jones
>"The Labor Department email also asks states to only “provide information using generalities to describe claims levels (very high, large increase)” until the department releases the total number of nationwide jobless claims for this week on Thursday of next week."
Big loss Thursday? Is Fed is pumping this week to cushion the loss they expect?
Andrew Robinson
Already half baked in, if they’re not as bad as Goldman predicted...
Adam Roberts
What’s a relatively safe stock to buy now to hold for the eventual recovery
Tyler Gutierrez
This book will make you rich if you can travel back to the 1940s
Jordan Nelson
>Biden having anything resembling control of his faculties in 2024
Of course, it's basically their agenda. They talk about propping up the economy, but it's really just about propping up the stock market. Why else would Trump show up every day to make these promises 30 minutes before market close for two weeks
Ayden Sanchez
So what do you suggest? Is there even a book, or do you have to wade through the biz bullshit and shady blogs?
William Thompson
you simply got bogged
Colton Price
Watch the tutorial vids on how to value a company made by Martin shkreli on YouTube.
Ryder Cox
AMD. XOM. I never saw AMD NOT recover.
Leo Howard
What stocks do you have user?
Josiah Reyes
But I wanna triple or quadrupole my investment
Buying an ETF is too slow and takes years
Oliver White
Talk about gambling. Is that your accounts total value!?
Gavin Thomas
You saying markets are going to crash more? Im only dcaibg a little bit per week.
Logan Reed
Go all-in on a penny stock
Jack Cooper
every brokerage house is free now didn't you hear?
>You saying markets are going to crash more? Nigger it's barely been a week, we're not even halfway down.
Jackson Foster
The nikkle boomed lads
Charles Bailey
SEETHING happening faggot
Joshua King
See you on the bottom delusional bullcuck.
Ryder Morris
i got fucked hard yesterday friend, and this is my "working from home" thing and if i have another day like the last few i'll be forced to reup from my checking account using grocery money. but it'll work out :)
Yet another bulltrap in a monthlong series of bulltraps
Josiah Torres
How the fuck do you lose money in this market. What the fuck are you doing nigger? This isn't gambling, go to some private blackjack house if you need your fix.
Literally just short DOW and SPY nigger, it's that easy.
>that jackass in the last thread linking Super Eyepatch Wolf He's my countryman, but he's a massive faggot. Either overly emotional, or smart enough to be emotionally manipulative. Either way, it's not a good look.
Daniel Sanchez
I fell for the Bear meme and am stuck in a put that expires on Friday. Am I fucked bros
Benjamin Gray
can't afford a good put :(
Evan Young
Yes, this glorious bull run we've been experiencing the last few weeks will never end. Bobros BTFO forever.
Grayson Mitchell
What bull run
Justin Richardson
Buy index ETFs instead of puts retard. Did you all just waddle in from fucking wsb?
Joseph Hughes
>america still hasnt peaked yet >reopening the economy >bailouts and bankruptcies everywhere yes, we have hit the bottom! why are bulls so delusional?
Depends if the strike price is realistic or not. Thursday will be a total fucking dump once unemployed numbers worse than 2008 roll in. If you didn't go overboard you'll be green.
Asher Wilson
contracts on what/? call or put
Henry Powell
How long will they let us get away with buying SQQQ at 25 then selling at 30? Surely some algo or hedge fund is going to fuck us for being predictable?
Ayden Rodriguez
yes, its called being a Yas Forums user
Jaxson Hughes
IT WAS A 100 PUT AAAAAAAAAAAA
Easton Edwards
> what bull run??!? Right behind you! Made you look.
Kevin Sanders
Thanks user, was thinking of doubling down on puts if the market pumps further tuesday or wednesday
Isaac Morris
>Literally just short DOW and SPY nigger, it's that easy. Shorts about to get culled today with IV crush and bigly green day.
Henry Martinez
Keep in mind the fed is going to use THAT so once the numbers hit, they'll probably start dumping trillions every 5 minutes.
I know that's how the futures look but what us there to justify the green? The helicopter money didn't even go through (right? Kinda lost track)
Jason Myers
>Shorts about to get culled today You have to be deluded to think after last couple days DOW and SPY will end up in green. This has been a total massacre so far with 0 positive news.
Ian Jones
Fed printing unlimited money Orange man says back to work
Leo Richardson
Why euro lines go up?
Adam Lee
If you mean the great forbidden jutsu even Jerome wouldn't be so desperate or reckless
Jaxon Thomas
I'm almost certain it's the fed buying futures to trick retards into thinking it's over.
We're literally playing against fed's willingness to ruin the USD and turn US into Zimbabwe. The game question is - will they?
Owen Carter
AAAHH WHY DIDN'T I SELL MY TVIX
Zachary Moore
So we have a pump day, That mean crude oil will go up aswell? Might just buy some certificates
Noah Cox
Because trump wants to reopen the economy already.
Why cant the fed let the markets crash without printing money?
Connor Gutierrez
What if Rand becomes a carrier and infects all of Congress?
Kevin Parker
>Because trump wants to reopen the economy already. Absolutely bullish, once the virus kills all the worthless eaters and wagies we'll be able to implement full automation and reach efficiency levels never seen before! Golden bullrun confirmed!
Nothing really. The fed i think it just straight up buying up stuff. >think after last couple days DOW and SPY will end up in green Yeah but futures are up almost 5%. All of foreign markets held that green too all day.
James Sanchez
Yeah it's up already in overnight trading. Currently low $24s.
Jose Evans
>tqqq up 12% premarket
Should have hedged with calls...
Colton Ward
fucking retarded niger fucking /biz is so fucking full of morons holy fuck I wish you fucks would get corona so bad. THE DEPRESSION OF THE 30S WAS CAUSED FROM MONEY BEIN TAKEN OUT OF CIRCULATUION BY THE FED DUE TO OVER SPECULATION 2020 MASS EXODUS OF LIQUIDIDTY(THAT MEANS MONEY NUFAGS) BY BOOMERS TO BUY TP AND STUFF UNDER THEIR MATTRESSES WOULD HAVE HAD THE SAME EFFECT AS A DEPRESSION. A SUDDEN EXODUS OF LIQUIDITY SO FED PUT MONEY IN TO SAVE ALL OF YOUR WORTHLESS LARPING LIVES. STUPID FUCKING RETARDED CHILDREN YOU KNOW NOTHING, YOU ARE LUCKY SPOILED FUCKING BITCHES THAT HAVE THE LUXURY OF COMPLAINING ABOUT THINGS YOU KNOW LITTLE ABOUT AND IF SOCIETY WASNT SO ABUBDANT BECAUSE OF MUHHH FEDDDD FIAT REEEEEEE YOU WOULD CERTAINLY DIE OF EXPOSURE OR SUCCUMB TO NATURAL SELECTION YOU LITTLE FUCKING BETA UNHAPPY VIRGINS COME AT ME
