AUSFAGS REPORT IN

>550$
what is that like 150 USD?

>green and purple
THE DOCTOR IS IN

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>actually have savings
>it's all going to get inflated away because of all the scomobux
Thanks NEETS.
Don't even know where to stash my cash for the shit show. Stocks are in the shit and PMs are sold out everywhere.

This is the spirit of ANZAC

I do sympathise for you, but you should've seen what was going to unravel a month ago and bought gold.
>inb4 victim blaming
It's not too late to put your order in before the AUD tanks further from 60c

stay mad boomers, thanks for the gibs LOL

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find a Centrelink

buy the dip you money hoarding faggot

If I had 50k in the bank before all these inflationary money pumps, how much realistically do I have now (i.e. now worth $40000, etc), and how much will I have at the end of all this?

sauce mate?

news.com.au/finance/money/coronavirus-students-to-get-550-extra-in-stimulus-package/news-story/ff3b68cd10a1927f3c0bfe596c35433f

>tfw kiwi in aus
>get nothing

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Thanks doc.

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fuck me dead cunts its fucked. been saving for 4 years and now im gonna get rekt by the hyperinflation, wtf do i do

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what's the best dole to sign up for bros? there's like 5 of them

There won't be hyperinflation. Even with this enhancement, neetbux are nowhere near proper wages. Australia will be importing less.

I hope so mate.

my casual job is on hold, i'm a foreigner with a permanent visa. how do i access neet funds?

this could be huge i don't know if the wagies will want to go back after tasting the neetbux

inb4 prices of everything double

i'm a us citizen can i cash in my american neetbux as well as my australian neetbux or am i in some sort of cucked limbo with no tendies from anyone? who is my daddy?

I CANT APPLY CAUSE THE SITES DOWN

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Anyone watching the news bulletin?

>all fun is banned
>but keep working goy
Thanks Scomo

just here for my dd
thanks doc

>Working just over the threshold amount of hours to claim coronabux.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's the threshold m8?

>Parents own a single investment property
>They've paid millions in tax at this point
>Eligible for zero dollars and zero cents plus tip

Uhh yeah, I'm thinking this system is based,

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Thank you for your service, wagie. Now get back to work so I can buy a new onahole.

oi, i found out my visa lets me claim these free tendies. should i Yas Forums? i'm a foreigner waiting to become a resident. it doesn't feel right but i don't have a job until further notice. what do?

last time I applied for centrelink I got denied, how do I apply for the neetbuxs? just try again with centrelink?

>AUD freefall to mass gold cash-in ended; gaining back the value it lost
>gold currently at over AUD$2800; if currency stays down and gold continues to gain back its value, 3k an ounce is likely
i only invested in gold to protect against inflation and my irl Yas Forums m8s laughed at me saying i should have played the sotck markets instead...

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also I am a dumb retard who is seeing the market fall going "oh maybe now I should invest".
Totally fucking clueless at this I'm literally just on watching a few youtube vids, any general pointers or just wait until the market bottoms out and invest in a bunch of companies that will likely end up back up.

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Its all going to BTC.
Tfw the goverment helps you bring them down by subverting their monetary policy.

ScoMo is the worst leader this country has ever had, hands down.

Claim claim claim

Your not gerting a job any time soon. Unemployment is going to go above 20% in the next 2 weeks. We're only just getting started.

yes

Buy PMGOLD

is your housing market finally going to crash or what?

Fools, theres no point not buying gold unless you dont have gun, tools and general utilities taken care of first

Fucking hope so

If coronachan kills enough Boomers its a near certainty.

Our housing market is owned by Chang, it depends what country he is in right now.

>he still enumerates currency in AUD

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no way. interest rates are being slashed, govt is subsidizing current loans (guaranteeing banks 50% of the value of unsafe loans taken out during this period) and business loans are being put on hold for 6 months (like so people can prioritize other debts like mortgages). the only way for the housing market to crash is if people simultaneously stopped buying homes and default on their loans on mass (which would decrease demand exponentially).

>tfw aussie in new zealand
>get nothing

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how can i use my neetbux to get rich during this crisis?

It is almost like the US during the GFC - long housing and the banks, dickhead

Do I have to apply for the Canadian NEETbux or will it just be mailed to me for literally no reason like those odd checks?

When will the fucking housing bubble pop?

I cannot afford to buy property with cash.

Just buy Unification user.

Isnt there a 2 year waiting period for prs?

About 230 haha

Get in brother

Bro sco mo is giving us $550 EXTRA NEETBUX

with cash? do it with niggercoin