/smg/ - Stock Market General

The Hamburger Should Fear the Strong Edition

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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Other urls found in this thread:

cnbc.com/2020/03/23/cdc-coronavirus-survived-in-princess-cruise-cabins-up-to-17-days-after-passengers-left.html
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/99-of-those-who-died-from-virus-had-other-illness-italy-says
youtube.com/watch?v=ByWdhCECS_8&feature=youtu.be&t=60
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>Now overtaking even China's trajectory

USA! USA! USA!

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first

>believing Chinese numbers
Yanks are fucked but if you think there aren't 100,000s dead in China you're deluded

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fuck. w/e

I have limit buy on SQQQ @ $25 and NUGT @ $6.15. be kind to me bear gods

He is right, you know.

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>not first
>no digits
lmao
buy LMT if it dumps to todays low again.

>cnbc.com/2020/03/23/cdc-coronavirus-survived-in-princess-cruise-cabins-up-to-17-days-after-passengers-left.html

>The coronavirus can survive on surfaces for up to 17 days, a study published Monday by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says.
>The study examines two public health responses to COVID-19 outbreaks on the Carnival-owned Diamond Princess ship in Japan and the Grand Princess ship in California.
>The virus “was identified on a variety of surfaces in cabins of both symptomatic and asymptomatic infected passengers up to 17 days after cabins were vacated...” the researchers wrote.

OH NOOOOOOOO

It's like you guys have never experienced a bear market before. We may be in the worst economic trouble since the great depression and there are still delusional bulls who think we hit the bottom in less than a month.

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Oh, CCL earnings report tomorrow? They are going to get fucked.
>massive refunds and cancellations
>no profit for at least half of next quarter
>maybe a bailout? is it even enough?
>No guidance because fuck it
>Fudged numbers to hide potential bankruptcy
>Cut dividends

>JP225 is up almost 5% at open despite the Olympics being cancelled
everything's fucked lol

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LMT is on my shopping list, what about Raytheon?

Swapped some (not all) NRZ and ONTX for QSR today, figuring fast food is due for a boom until this blows over. NRZ has beeln bleeding like crazy and ONTX is just literally crabbing around .30 for God knows how long. Seemed like a wise enough move

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I hope they do this because it's going to absolutely fuck them and the stock market
Can't wait

insider confidential sauce says HWO.TO is planning a gigantic return, don't say I didn't warn you all. The world is ending.

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Lol, House bill would give a couple 3000 bucks, original senate bill would give only 2400. You should kinda think them if the house's bill or the 3000 part, makes it into the final bill that comes law. (What, so I'm wanting more money. Who don't?). Hey long as 2400 or 3000 extra bucks shows up in my bank in April I'm cool with it.

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FAKE NEWS, thats what I like to call them, the fake news *points finger* There they are folks.

We have the best experts in the world, we have the best people in the world on tackling this virus, the chinese virus, and they all agree the virus cant survive more then a few days outside the body.

>Charlie Cuck
Cringe.

I don't understand this fucking market right now.

>economies shut down to the virus
>fed is buying stocks (unlim $ + QE)
>stocks are now holding price

Fuck this, makes no sense

>tfw they're still allowing chinese imports
>tfw if you didnt stock up in 2019 all your food and supplies are contaminated

lol
wagie wagie

I applied for assistance today. If it goes through and I don't have to work, screw employment. I'll likely do far better in the stock market.

They already posted them

Get in the coronacage wagie, boomers need their personal mail-order ventilators

Imagine, if you will, 110 million americans going back to wage with their lives on the line to save the stock market

they think that because of the social media the crisis came sooner and will pass sooner

Zoom has a PE ratio of 1607...

>Fat gf
>Doesn't cook but likes to eat
>Has a fulfilling career, hates it
>Somewhat emotionally stable
>Should have better boobs considering her size
>Not so big that she draws attention to herself but still could lose a bit of weight
>Gets uncomfortable when you start exercising, but doesn't say anything for risk of losing you
>Great sex

i knew this super hot blonde evangelical christian virgin when I was in junior college.

we used to mess around but she'd never go all the way..

now she's a trophy wife to a guy who owns some local businesses. such is life.

i wish i wasn't such a pussy i bet i could've fucked her ass

kek, I was on unemployment benefits once. I didn't really need it but hey, it was there and at the time the "hoops" you were forced to jump through were not to bad. Only got one check. But it was enough. Bought a gun with the money.

oh, she had short pixie hair but was more of a vixen than a tomboy. but I really like short hair now and that never left me.

fed isn't buying stocks retards

Just because it's an etf doesn't mean it contains stocks.

Really? Where? I cant find it, everywhere says 24th

>Reddit spacing
>such a pussy
We have a solution for you

Which will it be?

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Must not have been to bad. Look at the after hours movement.

Is GE a good buy yet? I feel like it's massively undervalued in it's share price for the scale/breadth of their business

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Oh I think I found it. They announced stealthily on Friday? Missed by -$0.12? Did they even have guidance? What months did this include? Only January and maybe February? March is going to be even worse this quarter. I guess that explains the "random" pump today.

Any svxy chads here?

switch goes right switch goes left switch goes right switch goes left switch goes right switch goes left switch goes right switch goes left switch goes right switch goes left switch goes right switch goes left switch goes right switch goes left switch goes right switch goes left

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we're near the bottom I think
>median age of deaths in Italy is 80
>99% of deaths had pre-existing conditions

the cart is gonna do a drifting maneuver and do both at once

The bottom is looking rock solid right now, I'd be all in.

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We all know the answer

This obviously isn't the bottom, we're probably 3 months away from that. Look to bottom around 13-15k.

>tfw no cute Iranian habibi that watches you trade stocks

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Yes. Before the virus GE was over 13 a share. Culp has/is doing what he set out to do when he became CEO. The results speak for itself. Before the virus and Culp the stock was in the shit. But Culp worked his magic. The stock hit over 13.

>per-existing conditions
I think this is misleading. This could mean they are obese, have high blood pressure, take medication for something (even minor or unrelated). The fact remains the number of deaths vs infection is startling and cannot be explained by saying they had per-existing conditions.

>gf that's not a gains goblin
based fantasy

Trump will do a national lockdown because Boris just did one and the FTSE is up. It's literally that simple.

GE just announced it firing 10% of Aviation. Probably going to happen to oil and gas sector too. And those are their two biggest portions that still make money. The last one is Healthcare, which as you can imagine is fine, but also much smaller amount of income.

Think DFEN can outrun its decay?

yooo i didnt know iranians were hot

do they like americans??

>More than 75% had high blood pressure, about 35% had diabetes and a third suffered from heart disease.
>bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/99-of-those-who-died-from-virus-had-other-illness-italy-says
it might not be the bottom right away, but I think it's time to start buying

Why even bother wearing a mask if you aren't even going to wear it right

>trump doing another 180 in less than 24 hours
the whole reason why he's getting angry and wanting to start up the economy is because it's an election year and he's bored of the virus already

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Only if you hate Israel

Your intuition is correct. Asthma, high blood pressure, heart disease, all of them are strongly correlated with getting boomer removed.

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yeah that kinda sucks for revenue, but I imagine they'll scale up healthcare investment. I'm still convinced it's a good long (2-3 year) play, maybe I'll load around 5.00 a share. It'll probably drop further with the aviation issues right now

They're not really in the oil and gas line anymore since they did the baker hughes merger then split. Baker hughes is it's own company now. GE only owns 37% of it. (w/plans to sell it down the line)

The bottom is when companies release their Q1 and Q2 ERs. It’s priced in that they will do bad, but the specifics are unknown and is what will drive the bottom.

i'll say whatever those titty monsters want to hear

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this

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I'd rather own defense stocks directly so I can point at the TV during wars and say "Hey! That missile's going into my dividend!"

>Trump doing a 180 in 24 hours
this is Trump we're talking about that's not even unusual

Americans do everything bigger

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yeah, I don't think it will happen right away, but it should start going up in ~1-2 weeks in my opinion

What are we having for lunch tomorrow bearbros? Im thinking Dorisa. They know me.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ByWdhCECS_8&feature=youtu.be&t=60

the tracks are connected to the right and loop back around

>"back to work,goy,we need the shekels now!"

hilarous to see Yas Forums anons turn on everything they hated for years

What are your guys' plays for when we hit bottom? I'm thinking MSFT V AMD any others?

TQQQ or UPRO?

If my id is green stock prices return to December 31st tomorrow.

whats the alternative retard? no one works again? we all just wait at home and wait to starve to death?

I'm getting some Alpha Pro Tech vibes from ZM right now, but I feel like they could go higher first. That PE ratio is insane

Glad I bought CCL when i did. Hell I'm in the green now (12.90 after hours)

FUCK I HAVE CALLS AND PUTS BECAUSE IM A RETARD BUT THESE FUTURES ARE BEING HUGE GIANT FAGGOTS

Coronavirus is literally the best thing that has ever happened for me.

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jesus user well done.

NO ONE WANTS TO JOIN YOUR DOXXING DISCORD SERVER YOU STUPID FUCKING TRANNY

I'm pretty sure more than half this thread wants to crash and burn and the most popular meme is mocking the fed for destroying the USD in failed attempts to POOMP IT

I say stranger, I don't think you're from around's here.

DIS

>eradicated plight of communism...
nigga the plight of communism just put your country into a quarantine. god this faggot is annoying.

MSFT NEE LMT GD KO AVGO and buying TQQQ with the divvies

Just report them and let jannies clean it up

Congrats user, what are you doing if I might ask?

teach me sensei

Thoughts on Zillow?

How did you time it so that you still made gains today? Not buying options early?

think DIS will hit 50?

Daytrading calls/puts on SPY. Trading them back and forth with the waves.

Here from wallstreetbets, do any of you faggots have option plays? Seems like you're all too fucking stupid

So I've got 500 im not afraid to lose (I would put in more but I'm afraid I'll be out of work for a while) What should I buy into? Wait for the bottom months from now and do long dated USO calls? I know 500 isn't enough for SPY puts.

Dont fuck with the mouse

Listen carefully friend, you've fucking made it. Now don't lose it. Transfer $500,000 of that into treasuries IMMEDIATELY. Continue to use the other $200,000 as fuck around money, betting money, and coke money. This is the single most important financial decision in your life. 99% of people in your position lose everything, don't be that guy.

Also don't forget Uncle Sam wants his cut.

>hurrr duurr hhurrppp dddduuuuurrrrrrrr

better cash some of that out, you're over sipc insured amount. especially because you're on robinhood

That’s making it to you, user? Really?

r*ddit real estate service AKA dead in the water

Look Trump said everything was fine. Everything Trump says is true. Buy the dip!