Yes, this is the president of United States of America begging world economy to not go down on twitter

My favorite is when he tweeted
>STIMULATE!!!!!!!

i sincerely will never understand how ANYONE thought for a single second that he knew what he was talking about when he was freestyling on stage.

Its hillarious, he Still freestyles on stage.. can you imagine not even getting prepared with one liners and stats for even this?

>Its hillarious, he Still freestyles on stage.. can you imagine not even getting prepared with one liners and stats for even this?
He can't recall them properly, anyway. He's too old and confused.

The US loses 30,000 people annually to flu
The world loses 500,000
We currently have 500 US deaths from corona
And 16,000 globally

China had peak incidence and recovery within three months
If we don't start seeing at least 50x the daily incident disease rate and death rate we're currently seeing it's not even as important an illness as the flu

The normal, seasonal, non-pandemic flu
That nobody even thinks about

Who gives a fuck about the stock market? The thing has been a sham since at least the global financial crisis. If people weren't putting their money in mutual funds (at the urging of the mutual funds) almost no one relatively speaking would be participating in that busted fucking turd. Go try to trade U.S. equities. It's all fake order flow. Market is probably crashing cause some dumb fuck retail trader fat fingered some short puts on the indexes and the bots went after his position then accidentally triggered other bots to start selling which then triggered others to start selling and so on. It's that fucking Jewed at this point.

It's painfully obvious now he doesn't know what the fuck to do. He darts from one end to the other with no idea how to handle things.

Look guys it's really simple. We can turn this around tomorrow. Just. Stop. Selling.

Attached: 1500069376029.png (512x512, 128K)

The administration has concluded this is a no win scenario and the US is going to have this worse than Italy with this new plan

there are zero deaths ever to "flu" and "corona", since neither of these viruses exist, nor do pathogenic viruses exist at all
virus hoax starter pack
wissenschafftplus.de/uploads/article/Dismantling-the-Virus-Theory.pdf
whale.to/a/infectious_scares.html
youtu.be/3cnlynJZLtM
vexmansthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/bc3a9champ-or-pasteur-a-lost-chapter-in-history-of-biology.pdf

I unironically hope some madman assassinates trump

Biz, biz is somewhat interested in the stock market.

No fuck you

Attached: 1584474771036.png (672x644, 199.52K)

>chief retard busy being a turbo tard when the world desperately needs him to be serious
The old man is going to shitpost us into the great depression 2: electric boogaloo

Attached: 1564674849186.jpg (624x624, 42.43K)

DELETE THIS

Attached: 635362E2-0DDB-44F2-B0B8-CA7077FDADDF.png (280x291, 106.23K)

As long as you aren't Gen X or a boomer this is a great time to be alive (assuming you can hold onto your job). We get to buy in low and ride this to a prosperous retirement

I mean don't get me wrong. I want the economy to crash and boomers to get fucked out of their retirement/buy all the cheapies that I can get my hands on BUT I don't want to have to wait 10 to 20 years for recovery. I want the economy to start soaring again and ride the wave up in a few years.

Attached: 1569558777282.jpg (300x300, 23.07K)

not as much as cheeto, its not a life or death matter. Trump however, made the market the cornerstone of his Presidency. The mark by which he shall be Judged. Which literally could not have backfired anymore if he'd tried. He needs to be relieved for someone with a sense of priorities before he genocides the fucking nation. In his current state of desperation, everything he says, every decision, all makes shit 10x worse.
>he hasn't understood 'scorched earth'

Well 15 days kills the virus. The end. Stop shorting! Do not prep food and masks! Stop!

>cnbc.com/2020/03/23/cdc-coronavirus-survived-in-princess-cruise-cabins-up-to-17-days-after-passengers-left.html

>The coronavirus can survive on surfaces for up to 17 days, a study published Monday by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says.
>The study examines two public health responses to COVID-19 outbreaks on the Carnival-owned Diamond Princess ship in Japan and the Grand Princess ship in California.
>The virus “was identified on a variety of surfaces in cabins of both symptomatic and asymptomatic infected passengers up to 17 days after cabins were vacated...” the researchers wrote.
OH NOOOOO

He said a lot of things, like we would finally exit nato. Our ruling class (mostly kikes) has us completely fucked.
As far as this "stay at home... for 2 seconds" reversal goes, it's pretty funny.

yes this is the media whining about the president using twitter

the media is a joke

CLOWN WORLD CLOWN WORLD CLOWN WORLD CLOWN WORLD CLOWN WORLD CLOWN WORLD CLOWN WORLD CLOWN WORLD CLOWN WORLD

The president keeps flip-flopping during a fucking epidemic and economic catastrophe, and I bet the Dems will still find a way to lose the election.

he's scared
nordcvcks can't do anything

At least we have biden. He definitely knows what's going on (although I believe cornpop is pulling the strings).

Yeah dude,
but imagine having such positive reinforcement from getting on stage for years without learning any new information and getting love from the cult..
that you feel comfortable not learning anything even now.

I hate you panic fags so much, you get shook by the most obvious psyops and then fuck up the board for weeks at a time.

>its not a life or death matter

How can you say that without even knowing my positions. You have no idea how poorly I've weighted my risk. No fucking idea.

pathogenic viruses don't exist
virus hoax starter pack
wissenschafftplus.de/uploads/article/Dismantling-the-Virus-Theory.pdf
whale.to/a/infectious_scares.html
youtu.be/3cnlynJZLtM
vexmansthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/bc3a9champ-or-pasteur-a-lost-chapter-in-history-of-biology.p

because you can be rich, you can be poor
neither are as important as being alive or ded
lay off the hyperbole

fuck off to /x/, you absolute retard.

>Quarantine vacation's over!
>Back in the cage, wagie!

Attached: 1536201808280.png (498x499, 25.79K)

The virus isn’t seasonal

This. I think no matter what everyone loses this election. This game is fucking rigged.

All i can hope is that the bailouts don't work. All this shit needs to die. I hate the system so fucking much.

there's nothing paranormal about pathogenic viruses and infectious disease being a medical hoax which has been perpetuated since antiquity

Wanna know how I know you aren't even paying attention to the DOW?

>make green line go up
>pls MAKE GREEN LINE GO UP
>PLEASE I NEED THIS

Long morticians and coffins.

Attached: usausa.jpg (896x686, 152.85K)

Based retard

He's just shitty the Germans didn't sell him the cure

How about you just get some corona samples and huff them? Huff them long and huff them deep.

When you don't get kung flu, you'll be just like those ulcer guys. You might even get a Nobel!

Ah, death, the permanent layoff.

He needs stocks to pump to help win reelection. He doesnt want everyones 401ks looking bad when he out there speaking.

sorry bro, you took government propaganda too seriously. they're covering the deaths from the virus up, they aren't making the pandemic up.

Attached: china lies.jpg (793x608, 71.47K)

And for this reason we rooted for him

Attached: download (1).jpg (327x154, 9.67K)

I would like to see 'business as usual' next week. But someone will have to talk my employer and our clients into it.

except for /x/, where atheists think they're in good company

Ironically the only funerary company I'm long on in my portfolio is Tear corp.

In Japan.

One of the few places capable of managing this apparently.

fuck me why does this keep happening.

he claimed that he was seeing data that the mortality rate is closer to one percent instead of 3-4 percent as was previously believed. so 10 times deadlier than the flu. get back to work wagies the markets demand it. oh wait youre already laid off? oopsie.

Attached: 1583817510824.png (874x1046, 369.7K)

This.

Lives > Stock Market.

based and redpilled
sometimes i forget

there is no such thing as "corona samples", because the virus doesn't exist
it's not that hard to understand
get acquainted with the information I've presented, and you'll realize it for yourself

>Boomers start dropping because hospitals can't take in any more sick boomers
>Stocks shit themselves again

He really hasn't thought this through has he?

Kek

It's less than the flu.
It's the common cold.
Imagine shutting down the world economy over the sniffles.
Fuck doctors and nurses.

Bro how do people get sick from other people then?

This is the Schizo starter pack.
Just because MK Ultra and Tuskegee Study happened doesn't mean everything is a lie.
I would ask your thoughts on Flat earth but probably more of the same.

Lmao nigga you PEEIN

they don't that's the massive hoax which has been perpetuated since antiquity
the germ theory of disease is the fundamental flaw of modern medicine
people might get sick at the same time due to being exposed to common toxic substances in food, water, air, and so on, but the idea that disease is passed on between people is false

>flat earth
Old news, now it's all about electric universe theory.

>Fuck listening to the people that are best informed

Its really simple. What he is doing now is literally going to tank the economy even harder when millions will be sick a month or two from having been going to work and rely on health services that are probably already now on the brink of a collapse.

schizo would be to believe in the germ theory of disease, and that pathogenic viruses and infectious disease is real, since none of that actually exists in reality

bommer you need to understand that social media is the peoples new fake news

based coomer

so the US will basically run as a reference group. Personally, I think this is going to be disastrous but either way; gl to everyone!

what exactly is that supposed to mean

No vaccine and this will become seasonal. You got what you wished for, a super flu.

Retards.