Here's one gem from it, a question that Mr. Cohen asked: >Q: Right now, why do we have a travel ban on visitors from China when there are few cases in China other than imported cases? What’s the logic?
>youtube.com/watch?v=RNKG7CEvTlU >Cramer: we're shutting down the economy basically to preserve older people who are dying. so let's quarantine older people, and get on with the damn thing!
Why the fuck did Facebook have an emergency reserve of 700,000 respirators to begin with?
Luke Wright
Should I just cash out and buy a ton of gold?
Luis Martinez
No there's 2 others, one being too lazy to even copy paste the OP and the other one refusing to delete his thread because he was a few seconds too late
Josiah Foster
Zuck is a hugh preper
Parker Fisher
It's for when the sheep rise up and plot terrorist attacks against facebook for invading their privacy
Juan Peterson
Don't worry about it, seriously
Nicholas Rogers
No
Elijah Flores
Cramer forgers that old people's homes were as close to an old people quarantine as possible and it started getting noticed there first.
Juan Barnes
What does FEMA need all that ammo for?
Blake Price
>JAPAN IN AGREEMENT WITH IOC TO POSTPONE TOKYO OLYMPIC GAMES BY MAXIMUM 1 YEAR - SANKEI NEWSPAPER
POST YOUR POSITIONS, SIZES, AND P/L RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE A FUCKING PUSSY
G O !
(day trader chads like me need not apply, obviously you're not in anything and therefore ignore any crazy between-day volatility that is entirely unpredictable :^)
You will likely end up paying 8-10% in fees, commissions etc. If you convert the divvy back to usd then you have to pay 8-10% again. Plus the tax reporting headache. The percentages may vary. In leaf land our best bet is to access a full service(in person) broker to execute something like this
Aiden Gonzalez
A lot of people are about to die to appease Trump's ego.
Blake Moore
>you need to risk death in order for some boomer to get their latte
>A lot of people are going to die because China lied >A lot of people are going to die because the media lied >A lot of people are going to die because congress is obstructing aid >NOOOO!!! ORANGE MAN IS BAD! THE ORANGE MAN! HE IS BAD!!!
Stay poor. Biggest bear liquidation in history will happen this week.
Jack Reyes
You either work without hazard pay and risk every second of it not being down with the sickness, or you can stay at home being a neet until resources dry up and you end yourself. Alternatively, just apply for night stocker positions and bring your own mask and gloves to work.
Bentley Allen
>blumpf makes a joke >eight billion cameras going off
Liam Jackson
Cramer is so boring after hours His morning energy was so much better That was straight garbage
Benjamin Green
Reminder >fatality rate stats are skewed by China lying out of the asshole >fatality rate stats don't factor in indirect deaths and injury caused by the healthcare system being overloaded >fatality rate stats don't factor in people who would've died without treatment >fatality rate stats don't factor in permanent crippling lung damage >fatality rate stats don't factor in cases of the virus performing cbt on your fertility
David Foster
>youtube.com/watch?v=QjmBrg4E4_8 >literally every crash was preceded by a huge bull run, where people overleveraged thinking stocks only go up, and panic sold when things started looking bad because muh leverage
>after the crash is over, you can buy companies for pennies on the dollar and get seriously rich
get ready.
Daniel Scott
Those criticisms are valid. But Trump is president. And he is obsessed with downplaying things for his own ego. He has the most power to affect immediate policy.
Joseph Richardson
Trump is actually gonna expend American lives to restart the economy. Is this a bull signal?
>UK locking down at the exact same time the Orange Dotard is back to "ITS JUST THE FLU BRO WE'LL BE OPEN FOR BUSINESS AGAIN SOON" >futures still green the clown world knows no bounds
Nicholas Wilson
>Wanted to buy a 6/19 USFD 12.5C when it was at 8.6 >Schwab never called me for options >Now its at 13.5 I didn't want money anyways
Camden Long
Bulls get shot on sight don't let me catch you slippin while i'm wearing my supreme you know you bout to get blasted
I will live on rice and beans and keep living on home if it means I get to take advantage of the dip. Don't care if I get fired. Not spending a penny except for gas to get to work & essential groceries.
Brandon Stewart
It actually is. But remember Xi tried to open Wuhan and closed it less than 24 hours later.
Anthony Cook
I did exactly that in 2009, and I'm going to to it again. I spent the last few years setting aside cash to buy the inevitable correction, just waiting for the bottom now. VTSAX crew for life.
Yeah shame there's no government agency, like at the federal level that exists as a reserve, that could raise interest rates to pull back on the over leverage ("booms" if you will) and be able to lower rates during crises ("busts" as it were) Too bad that doesn't exist
Lincoln Mitchell
Trump (or any president) doesn't actually have a lot of power inside the country, he relies on congress and governors and mayors. He doesn't downplay it for his ego, he needs to prevent panic. Everyone is listening to his every word, if he said things are fucked, there would be looting and rioting in the streets. Trump wanted to close borders even earlier but he couldn't, and hes run on a "get out of China" platform. This crisis just proved him right.
Jason Bailey
disgraceful also we need some fanart of mommy birx vs coronachan
i like you. just make sure you don't buy in too early. do your proper FA, then follow it up with proper TA.
Wyatt Long
About 40% long on oil. That's it.
Hudson Cooper
me 500 shares of SPY @ AVG 223.33
Jason Gonzalez
if you think I'm falling for that bait you're sorely mistaken, but it will kill a fuckton of deluded boomers which will be based as fuck >is already causing doubt on whether people's lives are worth it. more like >is a recession and saving lives worthy potentially losing reelection? was asked by Trump and this is his answer,and I'm not memeing.
John Sullivan
>Dow Futures at 2.6 now Ruh roh Bobo
Christian Smith
Oh, P/L. +9%. I had a really good entry when it first hit $20.
Blake Garcia
Oh fuck I heard a loud cough
Jace Taylor
Did someone just COOF in the background?
Robert Reyes
>UK futures +3% just.. what
James Clark
>He bought the "dip" Sorry for your loss bro.
Hunter Clark
the only way we will truly overcome the downsides of the human condition is to have strong enough AI that can run everything. there's probably some phrase for it, like transcendental technology or something, but you get the idea. technology is our only (realistic) savior, at the end of the day. it's a real thing with extraordinary powers, unlike God.
James Jackson
I sneezed at the grocery store checkout the other day. Spooked the cashier lady a little.
