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Rolling for the market drops tomorrow so I can sell my puts and then everything goes up from there

What just happened to futures?

>and then everything goes up from there
pfffft

LEL

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sounds good to me, unlike trump and the GOP's shit bill.

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this

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>retirement plans for community newspaper employees

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Time to lotto call SOXL chains are kind of gay af but its still better profit potential than AMD itself, and if shit goes super haywire you could be in the money by like 150

I can't even get a haircut anymore, everything is on lockdown. Fake and gay.

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>no id required to vote
>same day voter registration
Hmmm... really gets the noggin' joggin'

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>put stupid shit in it that has nothing to do with the issue at hand, just to give people a reason to not vote for the bill and delay aid

>sounds good
Since I need things to move down more. It does sound good. But if the aim is to help the economic situation overall, lel nah.

Gonna bull tomorrow I can feel it

I don't know if that's true or not but Tom Cotton is a retard who wants war with China.

That mean that midget from Indiana?

this, wish i'd gone on friday
might have to resort to doing it myself

>this is your country on a two-party system

>tfw went friday
feels gud

>Tom Cotton is a retard who wants war with China.
Agree. Only a retard would believe we aren't already in a war with China

What the fuck?
Someone tell me why the futures are going up.

got my AMD put on 41 strike, 1st may expiry, should i close it brehs ?

Seriously, same here. If Trump announces a national lockdown I'm just shaving my head kek.

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Another down day, might as well buy baby buy right?. So I went on another buying spree. Up to my Govt check limit sadly. Out of my 15 positions these are my top ones by share count numbers:
ONTX: 12,550
GE: 40
T: 32
DIS: 12

P.S - Those fucks better pass the "check" bill soon; I want my 2400 damnit.

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Nah, give it some more time.

remember people buy up gamestop while its low it will be one of the top companies in a year

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White House briefing starting """"soon"""" (was supposed to start 30 mins ago).
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Had to wait till futures started

God I'll be so fucking happy if Tuesday is green. I'm alright if it's red, but I'll be doing really well if it's green.

>criminal barr on stage.

GE/T/DIS are going to give you great returns user maybe look into XOM thursday mid day for a bit more diversity and gains

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NOOOOOO MY PUTS!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What will the world population be on 31 December 2020?

a few thousand survivors scraping out a meagre existence on the increasingly irradiated Falkland Islands

This is completely retarded what the fuck are they thinking?

Student loan bailout may not be the worst, but they could just erase some outstanding federal debt and let the retards with private loans rot

SHOULD I TAKE OUT A 10k STUDENT LOAN!!??!!??

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>not understanding the game
>only hating it when the other team has the ball

Take out as many loans as you want, the feds will just brrrrr them out of existence.

That last one holy fuck am I reading this right?
>Permanent paid leave
>Permanent
>paid
>leave

None of the zoomers in this thread know 'bout that photoshop.

Dr Trump is still shilling chloromemes

It's all there on his twitter fucking retard

>thinks viruses cause Malaria
>people will buy this guy's snake oil

>Required early voting
>Required same-day registration

In what goddamn world is making citizen have an easier time voting in elections a negative?

As in having paid leave is now a permanent part of that companies policies. Don't tell me you actually read that as someone getting paid leave forever, right?

Well I saw where under the other bill you'd get 3000 per couple v.s 2400 in the original. I don't really give a shit which passes but hey if I get more green outta it who am I to turn it down?

evens and DOW opens down
odds and DOW opens up
even dubs and DOW gaps down to breakers
odd dubs and DOW gaps up 5% or more

There were trumpniggers in here last night saying corona was btfo by this shit lol

I trust this method more than technical analysis btw

>10k bailout for student loans

Then i expect 10k deposited into my parents bank account for being financially responsible rather than taking a loan I couldnt pay back and knew all the negatives about.

Considering how hard they want to remove at least some student loans should i go back to college for a better degree AND instead of using my savings get a student loan?

you got a licence for this gathering

This is exactly why I want to take out my student loan now. I think I missed the fuckkng boat though... and it even fits the repub need for stimulus.

FUCKING

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UK wagie here

Mr shekelberg sent us an email saying we all still have to come into work tomorrow

BULLCHADS... we back

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imagine the retaliation once the US has this under control

the chinamen are FINISHED

oh no no no... the bears......

post now or larp

>Everyone should be fucked because I can't benefit

Literally crabs in a bucket

Hope you bought the bottom today, biznitches. WE GREEN TOMORROW.

>he thinks it's over

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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18200 tested 4 times on DJIA and bounced back

ur the bottom

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The email states that the TV announcement was ambiguous, and those that cannot work from home are allowed to come in although our business is marketing and obviously non essential

Repostan again from the last thread.

Here's a horrendous interview from Dr. Fauci: sciencemag.org/news/2020/03/i-m-going-keep-pushing-anthony-fauci-tries-make-white-house-listen-facts-pandemic

Here's one gem from it, a question that Mr. Cohen asked:
>Q: Right now, why do we have a travel ban on visitors from China when there are few cases in China other than imported cases? What’s the logic?

Amazing. I'm speechless.

based. i think you're right too

I think the thing that's helped me retain most of my portfolio value is that over 61% of it is defensive classed. A bit over 36% is in Sensitive classed while just almost 3% is in Cyclical classed holdings.

LAST CHANCE TO GET IN ON THE GRAVY TRAIN FAGGOTS
antibethera.com/pipeline/atb-346/
>ATB-346 is a novel anti-inflammatory drug that releases hydrogen sulfide. It has shown unequivocal superiority to naproxen in gastrointestinal safety in a large Phase 2B double-blind clinical trial
>Stock up 20% today
>Dose study ends soon
Literally free money, don't miss out.

nO NO NO MY FUCKING PUTS

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There is 0 market for that drug, stop shilling it faggot.

bears once again, btfo

Level 3 circuit breaker tomorrow?

give the cops an anonymous tipoff, considering what happens when you post mean words on the internet a SWAT team should be busting down the doors before lunch break

>oi m8 yu have a loicense to go outside

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>there is zero market for literally just objectively superior naproxen

>trump said he agrees with surgeon general that covid19 is going to get worse
welp thats it boys sell all your shit

nerd

"much much less bad".

>MUH FLU

Why is there 0 market for an anti-inflammatory?

That game was really fun

Why GE aren’t they going to get wrecked soon?

larp then, okay

I'm up 1.6% in the after market, another crab shuffle tomorrow lads?

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