/smg/ - Stock Market General

any suggestions on a good website for getting educated on this whole nCoV situation and what happens next, that isn't so panic-causing? like, level-headed logical information and advice about what to do as the situation unfolds?

im all for fun and memes but i also want to actually get some real and useful information some times instead of a million AAAAAA-posts, you know what i mean?

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What a gay fucking day. all weekend waiting to bust my nut and the fed cucked all the bears an hour before open only to trade sideways all day.

free market is over

Hate to say I told you so.

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What's your % for the day?

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I would like to thank the federal government for taking all of my money. Thank you.

Capitalism in a society reaching its carrying capacity is a mistake. Looking forward to Finland ruling the world in fifty years.

Is putting a few grand in tqqq and sqqq and just riding it each day a sound strategy?

Ok.

anyone looking at buying calls for $DRI (Olive Garden) towards the end of the year?

>the stock fell through to the fucking aquifer already
>calls are pennies
>possible rebound by december (?)

thoughts?

There was no money to be made today. So fucking disappointed.

Okay guys, I bought today Alibaba, Disney, Starbucks, Marriott, Raytheon. Suggestions for my next round of buys?

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AHHHHHHHHHH

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anyone want to come over to my animal crossing town

What is this, I though this was the DOW not some shitcoin an Indian guy decided to pump and dump.

what did you think would happen

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What ticker is like SPY but for the DOW?

Commodities are doing fantastic I love futures trading!

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five foot of rope

Yeah. It's called do your own research.

I could provide the answers you seek but that's a lot of time and I WON'T do it unless I'm getting paid considerably for it.

Easy to lose but it's my strat so far

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .67%, crab day crab day, would have been up bigly if GEO wasn't having such a hard time. Poor reits ;_;
Interesting day, don't know what to make of it yet. Disconcerting that we remain down on Fed announcements like this, but at this point it'd be crazy to expect any different. Port stays in neutral for time being, rally off technicals or another leg down off news/unemployment/every small business in the US going under both highly possible from here imo

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>Couldn't infiniBRRRRR back up to 19.000
Disgraceful

Imagine if Google starts charging people to make Google searches and uploading videos onto YouTube because their stock value goes down too much.

What are you talking about? I made good profit today shorting the peaks.

lads, should i close my AMD puts ? strike 41 expiration 1st of may

how's your economy looking?

GOOD
Actually yeah, it is. I'll prolly short them for a little while longer but it's gotta rebound eventually... like a year.

DING DING DING DING DING

How did everyone do today?

Today we're tapping into the food reserves and having sardines for lunch.

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a gun and one bullet

the world is always trading on an emotional level

thats pretty much all you need to know about how markets react

Thanks for your helpful advice son, Go to your room and larp with your friends as if you have money now.

Olive Garden is trash and deserves to die but their assets are higher than their valuation right now. Buy and watch it get sold for parts at 5x the final valuation.

Down a shitload fuck everything

Your annoying.

Based and capitalist pilled.

I'm having deenz too :o
Also cracked open one of my four remaining Bangs. Dreaming of cherrystone clams and aperol w/ prosecco >_

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JUST

I thought today was our turn bearbros

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Major UK announcement in 23 minutes

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DIA

it's shit
my token meme shortside protection fucked me, I'm done with FNGD tomorrow.

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Who's to say those assets won't lose value? Real estate takes a few months to come back to reality

Starbucks and Marriot are a mistake imo. Rest are good.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Only down like 1.5%, literally chuckled as I closed the window.

I got judged today too user. Just HODL

You must be getting gaped

reminder bulltards predicted a green day
I predict bulltard suicide day tomorrow

>pumping last minute to avoid people shorting it immediately

Got tons of them at the gas station here. Sucks to be you.

RED LINE GO DOWN STOP MAKING RED LINE GO DOWN BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHY RED LINE KEEP GOING DOWN BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Wow. You are fucked.