/smg/ - Stock Market General

This isn't an economic depression, this is the begging of a new dark ages edition

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Stock market words:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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Free chart:
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screeners:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
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first for bears

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it all comes
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOWN

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>SQQQ still $30
>retards still buying it
buy at $25 or lower idiots

based

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>Olympics Postponed
>Stimulus bill blocked by dems again

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I CAME TODAY AND CRIED

Dow-chan?

checked and admired

>Stupid DOW! Crash faster!

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I’ve been a fool to myself~

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First for worldwide collapse and return to tribal living in harmony with nature.

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>senate votes against stimulus package
>dow barely moves

you fokin wot m8

I think the days of the big dumps are over and we're just gonna slowly crab down. So i'm switching to swing trading.

Wonder if anyone is waiting till congress passes something to sell, hoping for a pump to dump on

McConnell: Delays could push stimulus passage to Friday

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Why is it not crashing I was expecting we'd have an immediate circuit breaker after that. Dammit Jerome.

slow and steady wins the race!

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>it's only a 3% drop, bobos!
>the economy will recover so strongly, it would be like the nothing never was
>BVLLCHADS RISE UP!
>meanwhile

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How long till we see crude oil start to drop again? It dropped over the weekend but i need it to drop more :)

fuck my life. im putting all my shit on limit sells GTC and not coming back until they fill

fuck you all

LMAO
>Norwegian Prime Minister: Poor people need to help out too as civic duty, besides, it's the rich who loses the most in this.

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I just bought 10% with my stack into Disney, Raytheon, Marriott, and BABA. I am not sure if i fucked up yet or not.

Either way I still have 90% of my cash to buy with.

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How many of you fagets are still making money right now?

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Everyone already knew it would fail. You need actual news to spook boomers.

I told you faggots two weeks ago to get ready for 17k and you all doubted me. I would like to revise that now and say get ready for 13k.

You are now warned.

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Yeah we've been pretty consistently down and vix has been mostly falling too

I guess the big moves are mostly behind us.

What is coming up that could shock the market by being worse than expected?

>wife and i start fucking on lockdown, haven't had time to do it for ages
>she seems looser than i remember
>throws it back like a pro with moves she never had before
what does this mean?

post more cute girl

schumer at the very start said "this will be a repeat of last night's vote" and that the bill won't pass. if it was going to move, it was then

Genuine question here:

If congress keeps postponing the checks for people could Trump realistically issue an executive order to bypass congress and get the fed to just directly send Americans the money?

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HNNNGGGGG
I WISH MY FACE WAS THAT CHAIR

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>"black" monday

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'ere we go!

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It means neck yourself boomer

SPX and SPY have resumed their drop. now at -3.5% and sliding

Get a paternity test

thats a yikes from me bro

>How did you learn, how.. how did your pussy game come up?
>Yeezy taught me

I'm concerned that people aren't taking the virus seriously. The lackluster approach by the administration coupled with people going out anyway will result in tens of millions of infections.

Im working on hive so this doesnt affect me a bit.

Feels good bros

Soon

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sounds like she had some good practice while you were at work sweaty, might wanna tip the lad for the help he provided

my, aren't we an angry little zoomie? sorry you're not getting your trumpbux pal

It means you have to stone your wife for adultery

I am because I'm all in PMs

>senate vote against stimulus package
>everyone is surprised the market isn't dumping
There will be no bailout, so what's the problem?

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Everyone who thinks that the nothingburger has been confirmed by the italy numbers.
WHAT DO WE BUY HERE
Calling all bulls.

So, lemme get this straight, we decided to blow up the entire economy, all to not have 8% of old people die?

CNBC said Schumer said it was looking like it would pass or something...
Stop reposting smg regular’s pics, it’s confusing. Go to google images or yandex and find some pics you like. Or go to another board or a foreign chan.

how much money do i need to make anime real?

You know what it means.

>tfw almost red on my tim apple total return

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People bet that it'd go down and anyone who so much as sneezes must be a cause for it to do so. When you're a hammer everything is a nail.

>tens of millions of infections
>when just california is predicting half the state's population will be infected
cute

>americans

this is why the bill failed Nancy wants more money for niggers

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this is the boringest market ever

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plz dont create a Covid baby. thx

If he goes full china, democrats will accuse him of being hitler. Fact is, america is fucking retarded and americans are simply too dumb to survive something like this. Get ready for italy 2.0 in less than two weeks.

Oh no... user... I'm sorry...

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We can only hope. Corona-chan better her game together, we're doing our part to make it easier. These pathetic numbers are not gonna cut it.

Looks like mine. IV is destroying my put options but my intelsat investment is up a few dollars.

I hurt myself today.

>Norwegian cruise mooning
I TOLD YOU FUCKS
LATER LOSERS

me

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Listen to this guy. He knows shit than most of the people in that room.

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I downloaded it on Yas Forums you dumb fuck
You didn't make the pic
You didn't make the anime
The pic is as mine as it is yours
Faggot.

Lads I have 850$ I had to get out of UVXY kicking myself for not selling when it was over 100$ a share what should I be looking at next? Wait for a pump and go all in on sqqq or SDOW? look at buying a put on something?

>all in cash, pms and tp
>market still setting new lows even during off hours and weekends

If it wasn't for this rain I could be fishing all day today.

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People who care are watching it live, you have to be quicker than they are

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Those 8% have created more wealth than any of you kids ever will. Hell, they're the only reason YOU are alive.

What if she got her head chopped off instead? I think that'd do a lot more for the market.

>people get no money
>people can't buy anything, foreclosures, rents due
>economy crashes
>stocks crash

Oh no what would we do if the coronavirus targeted those communities and took out 50% of them

Oh god the horror

so in 3 weeks we can buy the dip

>all in philip morris
>down 40%
>i am up

It means she's been blacked. Just be sure to record it next time so I can see the action.

>WE CAN ONLY GIVE MONEY TO POOR NONWHITES
*honk honk*

How do I wake up?

Indeed, white incel muslims invading the US court would shake up some feathers.

its all priced in bros

this guy looks like eminem

I think somebody coofing on her and watching her 90 year old alcoholic body die of severe pneumonia would be a fitting end

Maybe we already have.

>McCarthy just walks out with her head on a stake one day and declares he's now the majority leader
Big bull signal

How much is Elon making?

Based

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>dip
More like canyon

You have no clue on how protracted this pandemic will be, do you? When will it be okay for people to leave quarantine? What will happen if the spread starts happening again? Just go under a second lockdown, when most people are likely unable to find work in the interim?

Wuhan is still under strict quarantine and movement is heavily limited and monitored. If you think that will fly in the rest of the world, you're sadly mistaken.

no because the fed is technically not under his control, it's an independent entity, no matter what Alan says.

he could issue the order, but he'd have to find somewhere for the 1.5 trillion to come from.

your wife secretly camwhoring is the best case scenario. Is she hot?

HOLY SHIT DIE ALREADY

>Stop reposting smg regular’s pics, it’s confusing.
Please do not encourage avatarfagging or partake in avatarfagging

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>for the sake of our non-profits
aka ADL

So when's the next ISIS youtube clip with that kinda cool arabic singing where you behead Americans for wrongthink coming?

I am already making twice my grandfather's highest salary, and I didn't even have to kill a bunch of Kong's inna woods and go through 4 years of severe alcoholism.

Ok here's the situation lads: I just spent over a decade funding VTSAX and got up to a few hundred thousand. I've got about $60k in money market funds waiting for the bottom, should I
a) throw it all in VTSAX when things stabilize
b) start YOLO options trading
c) invest in crypto
Option C is a joke btw.

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Fuckoff newfag retard
I was! But then I had to eat breakfast, and I couldn’t hear any yeas or nays

How dare you use my call sign to say such things

We really have different ideas about what "mooning" is, don't we?

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Same reason sanders is getting BTFO by bernie

Welfare apparently should only exist for black people and hispanics and they dont want anyone else getting in on their programs

>global economic affairs and the global economy at large hinges on the fluctuations of the American economy, the one run by the dumbest most incompetent government with the dumbest people living in it

Truly a hellish timeline

This man is right, the US has delayed at every step of the way when dealing with the kung flu. The markets have accounted for all of this.

Bought Boeing puts at $102 and it spiked like 10 dollars. What’s the chance is drops down to $95

>Pumping

all the way up to the conSOOMer

>I didn't even have to kill a bunch of Kong's inna woods
Which is exactly why and how you could make that money you insufferable little faggot. Your grandfather sacrificed years and life to give you this future, and you want them dead in return.
The classic case of the "ME ME ME" generation

Those are the people who vote and donate.
You’re supporting the tripfags with this post

>people get no money
We still get money.

>people can't buy anything, foreclosures, rents due
What is free food and rent extensions.

>economy crashes
>stocks crash
Will never happen.