/smg/ - Strangle Market General

Which stage of grief am you on, /SMG/?

CNBC livestreams:
123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

People taking their last breaths:

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baste boomer

We are all sinners in the eyes of an angry southerner

based and ryonapilled

IT'S OVER
THE VIRUS IS FINISHED

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should we be short or long here?
pls

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What will hit 17k first... Dow or global death count?

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HOW LONG UNTIL THE VOTE REEE

He should have picked up the phone...

It was Bogandoff

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use this thread next

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If the corporations dont get bailed out and they all go under, what happens to the economy when literally everyone becomes unemployed at the same time? This entire economy is a joke.

Dow

saved

short

Aaaaaaaa stop pumping!!!

The only puts I bought and they pump hard reeeeee.

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>kudlow drunken drawl on cnbc again

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post toward the end of this thread fren

>this bill doesn't stop a pandemic
no shit, it's a stimulus package to keep the economy afloat

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Thanks, it took me ages to remember what volume of DBZ that scene was in.

So fat he's struggling to breathe. God help him if he gets the virus.

BOEING'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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DREW CARRY?

My province is at 55% ICU capacity and the cases keep going up

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>Muh natives
Good lord it's just like Canada

Stay safe

What province?

Does this madlad have corona? Breathe bruh

YO WHEN DIS NIGGAS FINNA VOTE ?

Seriously, why the fuck are people against keeping corporations from being helped? Do people not realize if big names start going under our economy will be even MORE fucked?

>buying puts on a red day and not just a red day but a second red day in a row

lol retard

SPX....L

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BC

not leaving the house until the plague is gone fren

Buy spy puts or wait?

their speaking time should be up soon

get on the stonk sidelines, its just pure gambling

stick to btc or gold until april

Shut up you fucking faggot boomer
You're a socialist

lmao, what are you, some sort of communist, bro?

live in BC as well. Vancouver is going to be decimated. I suspect 1,000's infected before its all said and done. Maybe RE will drop,

fucking big corperations wasted all their money on stock buy backs and now a bail out is the solution? fuck them, let them burn, that's how eco should work.

because most big corporations am just gonna mass layoff employees if they were to get free money.

when big line go down big line also go up before big line go down again, wait for big line to go up

>our economy will be even MORE fucked?
Yes please

rkg

Because last time we helped them they just hoarded the money and set up the current crisis.

boomers are voting

i never made so much money in my life than with puts in one month

what a timeline

They wasted all their money in share buybacks to get rich, tax evasion and filling up offshores, and now they want gibs. Let them fail I’ll make more money off shorting them

everyone is laughing at me for being 100% equities and 0% short right now but it's not like Pfizer is going any cheaper, I can stock up on SQQQ after the stimulus bump

The current crisis was caused by a fucking flu. Not the “da corpuhrashuns” you stupid dumb fuck.

1929

Washingtonbro here. If we all make it, I hope to enjoy a craft beer with you guys at the first Cascadia Republic national rally

corona virus burst the inevitable bubble, just the spark igniting the fire that's been building for years

We were going to 30k you stupid fuck. You are fucking stupid. We were going to be rich you fucking fucker.

Repo operations to prop up liquidity have been going on since like September. The Wu flu only hastened the inevitable.

sauce?

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE

lmao bullcuck

Spotted the bullcuck boomer

Because these corporations have created this situation in the first place. Do you think bailing them out will let people keep their jobs? Wrong. The executives are just gonna give themselves bonuses and fire people anyway. These corporations took risks they shouldn't have and now they have to face their consequences.

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>Vote on Advancing economic aid plan

IT PASSED

You'll still be "rich" when the fed prints infinite money and gives everyone a trillion dollars. Just gotta change your perspective on "rich". It was fake when it was pushing 30k and it's fake now.

Seething

I am dancing on stream watching the DOW collampse :3
come join da fun
twitch.tv/winnebagomccoy_

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That growth was nothing more than a measure of how much wealth was being siphoned from the lower classes by the oligarchy. The corporate elite deserve bullets through their heads, not bailouts.

is my stream behind they're still taking votes

Because if they die the society dies with them

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why do you guys assume any bullish post is a bullcuck boomer when it reality it's probably some retard larping as a bull for replies

Seething

spotted the bagholder

I see...

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Holy shit hazmats just stormed into the senate chamber! It's over!!!!!!!!

>Cascadia
solves no problems, instead of pinkos in Ottawa and California dicking over Cascadians, pinkos in Vancouver and Seattle do it.

are they already voting?

Are we gonna see this pass or not?
Reply with opinions

Yas Forums is stupid, that’s why. I don’t even trade. I am just here to fuck with retards trading on a fucking PHONE APP who think they are some cutthroat wolf of Wall Street

QUADS CONFIRM GOLDEN BULL RUN

why is $PLAY up like 20% today? why do the put options look like this? I don't understand any of this

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>Corporations being social responsible with the free money they are given
Ultimate kek

nah, not this time. market drops 2000 points, senators get blamed, come back later with new bill and it passes, market goes up 4000 points. this is how it worked in 2008

olympics postponed
load ewj puts

Poison pill

I'm honestly spooked enough by the talk on CNBC and elsewhere to stay away from any ETF products for now
I'm only buying shares of companies
I don't want to add any complicating factors in these market conditions

How the fuck is "Senator Whitehouse" not president?

THIS IS MY SIGNAL TO BUY

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based

Half of them literally already said this one isn't going to pass. Have you been watching the stream at all?

what's wrong with phone apps? we spend thousands of dollars every couple years to carry around a 4k supercomputer in our pockets, why are you mad that we'd use it as a computer?

unless you're a salty poorfag with some A series samshit lmao

sure but their business is still completely fucked

kek, Schiff is drunk live on stream

I can't count the whole senate. Not everyone got to talk.

What do you mean?

>he doesn't realize that everyone is aware of this and replies to the bait posts seriously to bait those who are baiting.

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TLT was trading at 6% below it's NAV. corrected now, but shit gets wacky sometimes.

You post shit like this on normiebook. I can tell
>inb4 “n-n-no I don’t!”

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lmao, imagine not always doing the opposite of what CNBC tells you to do

ETFs are a constructed product, so if things get really weird they can perform unpredictably.
Leveraged products or anything with "creative" construction mechanics especially.
It isn't likely, even with how weird things are now, but I don't see any reason to expose myself

IS IT GOING TO PASS OR FAIL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I don't mind buying shares of stocks
It's not just CNBC, I have my own doubts about some of the products' behavior

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guys serious question. i got $500 to throw away what are some reliable stocks i can buy?

>having a fagbook
>complaining about smartphones
lmao ok boomer

EWJ 4/17 41p

yeah, sure buddy. and you don't realize that i realize that everyone realizes that they're bait posts and i'm baiting you. and the person who replies to me next realizes my realization and is baiting me right haha

Why

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>buying before a great depression
fucking retard

me actually lost sauce :(
if anyone knows would have find again

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

I suggest buying rope instead. You can flip it for a profit after all these bulls realize whats gonna happen

At the end of failing Republics, internal divisions get worse, despite deteriorating conditions.

MSFT is down enough to be a bargain but also is profiting from the downturn with their cloud solutions, skype, etc

how could you lose sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>reliable
Buy an S&P 500 index fund and a US treasury index fund.

very true

I don't even need to know the political party of the women beforehand they're all democrats and voting no

lol im serious. i know im not gonna make 6 million dollarydoos just something to get me started in learning this stuff

me made that image 3 years ago :(
since then that guro got copyrighted off internet

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Considering selling puts as they seem more profitable.

just wait until we are at the bottom

thanks

all in on aapl

BA moving up

Lmao these boomers pumping this shit up like crazy