Will the next stimulus pass before thursday's unemployment numbers? I need to time my moves accordingly
Jeremiah Howard
Does anyone have a link to the Senate stream?
Michael Diaz
Squeeze all the short sellers out of the market then proceed to dump.
Tyler Sanders
DONALD TRUMP WILL COMPLETE THE SYSTEM OF GERMAN IDEALISM
Jose Lewis
I lost my entire FUCKING INVESTMENT WE WERE FUCKING RED UNTIL THE FED NIGGERS PUMPED THIS IS NOT A FUCKING FREE MARKET FUCKING KIKES FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOTS
>acknowledges the US government is corrupt as shit >acknowledges the US government actively tries to fuck over its own people >"JUST LET THE GOVERNMENT BUY INDUSTRIES"
I don't get it. He's really smart. How can he be so dumb at the same time?
Grayson Reyes
SHORTING THE MARKET IS NOT AN INVESTMENT.
IT IS SPECULATION. AT BEST, A HEDGE. AT WORST, A GAMBLE.
>waste It's not wasting when it has no value. When you can replace those trillions in an instant of BRRRing, it no longer matters.
Tyler Diaz
Thanks frens
Daniel Sanders
bull market confirmed
Luke Long
Pal I'm no going back to work either. Only ever had one job, it was just a Christmas job. But folk thinking that there's going to be some revolution because of this virus are delusional. If shit really hits the fan it will be full on anarchy. Larping as some revolutionary just because you aren't going into work is gay.
Carter Taylor
What if I speculate to make free money to put into stonks DCA style hold the onions extra ketchup??????
Anthony Brown
they make "super aleve", their patent is basically on gluing a sulphur moiety to aleve and that somehow makes it more effective
Carson Gutierrez
And so, this marks the end of my spy puts, the IV on these is starting to crush so im gonna find an alternative, they've been good to me thus far.
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>retarded boomer nonsense lol we've only just now hit proper market valuation, and that's market valuation based on GDP a month ago. Now lets get to the proper level for a pandemic. You have a boomer mentality, and that's all that matters.
Alright biz, what do I do with this zimbabwe clown market? Should I just buy stocks as if now is the bottom because the fed is gonna weekend at bernie's this shit, or do i keep waiting for an inevitable plummet? I was gonna keep waiting, but if the fed is just gonna brrrr to the moon what's the point?
Daniel Evans
WILL THE SENATOR YIELD
Ian Baker
>bears on suicide watch but user I sold my SQQQ at a $5/share profit this morning and bought into IBM and Brookfield
Idk why this is so hard for you guys >buy cheap SQQQ ($24) >wait for crash >sell it for $29 later >buy bluechips >repeat >wait 2 years >literally free money short AND long term
It's like that DCA bullshit boomers use except I'm not losing money in the downslope
you can get some small gains with slv. then get dividend stoks
Brody Hughes
we know, but the jews wanted trump out
Benjamin Baker
>zerohedge.com/health/holy-shit-not-flu-medical-worker-describes-terrifying-lung-failure-covid-19-even-young >“It first struck me how different it was when I saw my first coronavirus patient go bad. I was like, Holy shit, this is not the flu. Watching this relatively young guy, gasping for air, pink frothy secretions coming out of his tube and out of his mouth. The ventilator should have been doing the work of breathing but he was still gasping for air, moving his mouth, moving his body, struggling. We had to restrain him. With all the coronavirus patients, we’ve had to restrain them. They really hyperventilate, really struggle to breathe. When you’re in that mindstate of struggling to breathe and delirious with fever, you don’t know when someone is trying to help you, so you’ll try to rip the breathing tube out because you feel it is choking you, but you are drowning. >“When someone has an infection, I’m used to seeing the normal colors you’d associate with it: greens and yellows. The coronavirus patients with ARDS have been having a lot of secretions that are actually pink because they’re filled with blood cells that are leaking into their airways. They are essentially drowning in their own blood and fluids because their lungs are so full. So we’re constantly having to suction out the secretions every time we go into their rooms.”
Jayden Turner
I am starting to DCA now, just bought 3k of Disney and 3k of Raytheon.
>HELL YEAH SPRING BREAK WOOOOOOOOOOOHGODCOOF COOF COOFING COOF >phew... must be allergic to something >anyway, stocks are cheap, time to buy now right?
Asher Morris
Backpedal you fuck, Kudlow!
Thomas Bennett
He's the hero we need
Josiah Hill
this guys the poster boy for Yas Forums lmao
Eli Long
I prepped two months ago. Been trying not to get infected so I don't kill my old parents. What else should I do?
Carson Jenkins
Buy my gold. New Fed QE will cause inflation. Buy my gold. Runaway inflation will collapse the dollar. I will be right eventually
Kayden Davis
bulls have suffered brain damage from being repeatedly btfo
Jose Allen
he sounds like some guy on a street corner
Sebastian Bennett
what games he got, i'm not giving this gold boomer a view
Eli Anderson
Why yes, i deliberately infected myself with corona on a boomercruise, how could you tell?
Isaiah Nelson
>BA halts because pending news >Production shut down >Pumps on open R-right..?
