/smg/ - Stock Market General

me hope you loaded up on green bean stock and cans user

CNBC:
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Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
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screeners:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor


CNBC zombies:

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BUY AIRLINE STOCKS

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>French banker fuck on CNBC called this the worst crisis since WW2
Oh fuck off

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Bros what's going on with oil?

TUMBLING
TUMBLING DOWN

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bottom is a state of mind

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WE'RE ALL AS GOOD AS DEAD
AAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!;!;;;;;

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>iran
>part of the American Empire

bruh

The slump is picking back up

Not yet. Patience.

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im scared, can some helpful user assuage my fears?

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Serious question: Is there a way to sell warrants that promise the delivery of black slaves(only if legal by then)?

NO BAILOUT THIS TIME REPUBLICANTS LOLOLOLOL

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Remove Venezuela Cuba and Iran. Add Austria Sweden and Ireland

Rate my stocks

>t. Investing since 3 days ago

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>have deep in the money put against boeing
>50€ profit, want to sell
>order denied by issuer
>give them a call
>dump my position
>want to buy a OTM put against BA from a different issuer
>entire warrent list doesnt have an ask price
>call them
>"we are not hedged enough, so we currently can't sell those to you"

Holy shit. BA is going to zero!

Is this in Northern Cali? The scenery there is stunning, loved my time there.

t. yuro

I don't understand shit about economics or stock market, so please explain to me like I'm a retard.
How bad is the situation?
Is this just you guys being bored of quarantine or is something really going on?
How bad when compared to 2008?
Can it get worse? If so, how much worse?

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will we ever run out of essential food items at the grocery store during this in the US? some user was telling me that they'd keep shelves stocked even if they had to get the military involved, is that true?

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Get in the mood /smg/

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History repeats itself
great depression followed by world war incoming
hunker down

>30% unemployment
30% unemployment
>30% unemployment
30% unemployment
>30% unemployment
30% unemployment
>30% unemployment
30% unemploymen

>catalyst to tank a paper tiger
Yeah shit's actually been fucked for decades now, this is just happened to be the tipping point.

It can get worse. You're looking at a possible 10-20% GDP slump in Q2, with around 20 million unemployed. As a start, it might get better if things start to turn (they won't)

Why the fuck the VIX going down along with the market???

We don't know. The Federal Reserve is loaning out infinite money against student loans. So, uh, at least that bad.

No more circuit breaker volatility swings, so things are relatively more stable

>IBM's director of research, Darby O'Gill
wtf?

It's all so tiresome

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Mommy

This is already worse than 1929. Unemployment is expected to go up to 30% by the time this is all over.

Media has used the depression word several times now. This is gonna be bad.

There's going to be a big poomp when stimulus passes, yes? Should be a good time to buy up TVIX, SDOW and SRTY

It's pretty complicated but there are a couple things that are important right now.
Before the crash the market was way overvalued, like absurdly so, some seem to think it was the result of passive investing from a very high number of retail traders/401k/IRA owners inflating the price of securities.
We had a very long bull market ever since the recovery from the crash in 2008, it was long overdue for a correction. We're roughly at the level of an appropriate correction right now.
There are various other issues, mostly having to do with the fed's methods of market stabilization failing, and them blowing their entire load trying to stop a correction.
Now we're at the point where the Fed is nearly out of ammo, and we're still going down, they blew it because they couldn't let boomers feel the brunt of the passive investment ponzi scheme.
At this point, we're looking at a recession at minimum, and it is entirely the fault of boomers.

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>the pump cost infinite dollars
>didn't work

total economic collapse.

>it's on the expensive side, but when trying to support a new local business in the wake of a pandemic, it's worth it.
lol my remote co-workers are clueless

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I don't know, I have a feeling the pump will be crushed just to destroy every last bull. That should put the bottom in, but not until everything is burned to the ground.

jesus christ user tone it down a little, this isn't worse than 1929, it's people saying stuff like this irresponsibly that is causing all of the panic buying that's fucking everything up.

the worst part is that the people with 3-4 months of food are just gonna die 3-4 months later than the rest of us, we're much better off if people just get what they need instead of being a bunch of selfish assholes.

welp just got a call, lost my job. It's all ogre

>S&P 2200 broken

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nobody trusts an economy on respirators user. If anything stimulus cement the idea that you should steer away from investments.

There is a pump now so the dump in a few days liquidates more longs

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>They're just gonna die 3-4 months later than us.
Dear god I laughed.

>Bought 20 shares of TVIX at $460
My only regret is not going for 50.

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sorry to hear user

You call this a pump? I dont want to see the dump

S&P 60 POINTS AWAY FROM CIRCUIT BREAKER

The markets just lost another point. Everything is now starting to turn consistently down and we might be looking at another selloff.

Fields of red boys

the point is that we should be working towards long-term survival, not throwing that away for short term panic shit. if the world is fucked that food storage isn't gonna do shit for you, sorry. better to limit ourselves to what we need to keep the system going until we resolve this crisis, so we all survive and come out okay on the other end.

Schiff is gonna be live in about an hour FYI
twitter.com/PeterSchiff/status/1242113640301502465
youtube.com/watch?v=Wcg6wZlDVrs

AYO, HOL UP. DIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

Nobody disagrees with you friend.
It was just funny the way you worded it

Normally, now bare with me now, you would cut costs during a recession/depression right?

Into the trash it goes

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>How long have you been consistently wrong now?
What do you mean? I have always been right about my oil calls. You must be talking to SNSS user.

>Maybe pick up a different hobby avatarfag.
I have dozens of hobbies, mostly long term.

>the worst hasn't even started
>DJIA 28k to 18k
Worst has already passed and it is now time for recovery!

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good i want $25 XOM

We aren't asking for a bailout.
We just want money.
:)

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NUKE CHINA NOW

Is TVIX going to crater if the stimulus passes?

Gonna buy as many tqqq as I can possibly afford when it hits fucking $8

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE SUPER FLU

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youtube.com/watch?v=2o7dkC8XWJ4

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DOW going towards 18200, wonder if it will break 18000

FUCK YOGI
FUCK PANDA
FUCK GRIZZLY
FUCK POLAR
FUCK BEARS AND FUCK YOU

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bros this collapse makes me want to BREED asian SLUTS
Help

How long until they pay us to hold stocks?

Yes

Mommy stop mommy

I think I'm gonna cooooooooooof

aaaaaaaah

On the plus side, today cant get any worse when we go sub 18k

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nice $100 portfolio bro, you're gonn be millionaire!!!1!

guys im officially $10k in the hole. what do i do?

Dubs and DJIA will go above 20000!

An hero

buy the dip

>tfw setting up a master plan long strangle on SPY

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Nice one Jerome. It's definitely not gonna get wiped in 10 minutes like all those other times.

just going to regurgitate the same old. Buy my gold. Dollar go down. Fed bad

who cares dead company and no dividend anymore for the boomers

I regret spending any money on AMD puts this stock just won't die

Keep racking up debt. Once it reaches a few billion the government will print money to bail you out.

>(((ratings)))

Why are you buying stocks right now? Why not options?

>tfw sold TMF and SDOW for small gain this morning

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Bruh, the virus has already left China. America and mainland Europe are the danger now

Nice QE fedfags

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wait for the bull trap, sell when spy hits 265 and load up on cheap puts

What are some ETF's or stonks I can long hold?

I don't have the time to be checking due to remote classes

lmao it's funny cause it's true

g-guys i'm afraid Jerome will go crazy and actually print trillions or something

I mean...why wouldnt he? He's been printing whatever amount he wants without any repercussion

>fed went insane
will this have any consequences

Idk man, premiums are too high for me to do a strangle personally.

Bulls thinking that infinite money would save them, we are going to make history with bobo the 2020 will be the mother of all crashes, this will be a black year

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TVIX is scary as shit

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>ETF
>long hold

That's the most Reddit thing I've read all day. Unironically kill yourself.

M-O-O-N that spells stock market crash

ah, fair enough then. sorry im just scared of starving to death, one of my deepest held fears that I'm only now realizing I have. this whole situation just seems surreal, before a month ago i would have never thought this would even be possible.

i really gotta take a break from watching CNBC and reading all of the bobo posts being spammed here...

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WOOOOOOO were going down bois! HAHA

YEEESSSSS HAHA EAT SHIT BOOMERS WITH YOUR FUCKING PENSIONS AND SS HAHAHA YESSSSS

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Im unironically thinking of buying some

>Largest 12 month economic contraction on record
>30% Unemployment

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Next Monday will probably be the mother of all crashes.

>Bruh, the virus has already left China

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any company that you don't think would go bankrupt under any circumstances
like KO.

at one time

Evac
youtube.com/watch?v=gGi8LvE9Afk

What happens when the Fed buys all the stocks and there are no more stocks for the Fed to buy?

work on your iron hand ultimate technique, it too late now

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>that thick unbreakable support at 18k

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deserved for trying to replace 75% of the line up

Sheit, I had IAU for the longest time and it was just bringing in money. I sold it around early January

IT'S LITERALLY OVER, BUY GUNS AND AMMO AND PRAY TO YOUR GODS

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>feds pretty much said they have unlimited money for stimulus
>people STILL havent sold everything because itll be funny money soon

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>fed step in and plead with states
>"please PLEASE don't release your numbers"
I can't wait

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Why do we still have a national debt is my question, mind a few more rolls of trillion dollar coins and get rid of debt, you don't want debt like this during times of uncertainty.

leaked video of federal reserve money printers right now
youtu.be/ndARmHMcMqo?t=45

unbreakable printer

then the communist takeover is complete

I have $30,000 burning a hole in my pocket. What stocks to buy?

My brother says I should buy some Exxon Mobil but that seems like a retarded investment considering crude could go down to like 5$. Any ideas?

Can't wait for the stimulus to pass in 5 mins and my 401k to go to the moon.

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They force all private companies to become publicly traded

I don't understand, why?

They win.

they said this about 20k

Thx, Im think WMT or MCD rn, have the funds to get it too lol

Why would you trust China when they have a huge history about lying like with SARS, hell back in December with Corona?

*(((They)))

20k in credit card at 17.9%
22k at 11.9% for unsecured loan to pay off previous CC balance
25k at 8.9% to finance the 'stang
No mortgage or student loan, so not really up to the tits I guess, but didn't have any debt before oil prices took a shit the last time around.
Was unemployed for 2.5 years, but got a job last October and a raise last month to 88k, so I was planning on paying it all off in 3 years anyway.

Airplanes

Are we gonna stop falling?
Is it time to buy the dip?

ThinkOrSwim has by far the best option analysis software.

A-AT LEAST I'M STILL MAKING BELLS IN ANIMAL CROSSING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Can SQQQ or SPXS hit 1k+ a share if the whole thing crashes?

the government will own most if not all business. think about that for a sec.

SENATE VOTE IN 1 HOUR

Bets on Democrats blocking it again? If so we going down down down

we're going to 0

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>mfw 3 weeks ago boomer dad laughed at me when I said DOW would at least hit 19k
Get fucked boomers.
Sincerely,
Zoomers.

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NRZ IS GOING TO $0
RIP REITS

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How do I get a qt asian gf that can femdom me?

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This is it. We've hit the bottom boys. Bulls are back in town!1!!!

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Yas Forums what does this trend mean?

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I need to take my meds but NESARA is really the only realistic path out of this knee-high shit am I right?

>crude could go down to $5
your brother lives in reality, you should listen

SUB 18K TODAY

BRACE FOR IMPACT

I couldn't have imagined buying 2000 TQQQ a month ago and now I could easily this is crazy

hyperinflation is one of the best ways to erase your debt. When you earn $100,000 each month due to gov printing money you can easily return that 10k.

>25k at 8.9% to finance the 'stang
based retard

>the logical conclusion of capitalism is communism

vote starts (allegedly) in 2 minutes

I'm thinking bullish.

does anyone know how Degiro handles dividends from acculumating etfs? do they just pay out regular dividends because no DRIP?

RENT IS STILL DUE. FIND A NEW JOB!

not on my watch

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what's your buy price?

Ask him how much he bought.

It means Bobo pulled off his suplex, becoming world champ with the ensuing pin

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Will China ever actually pay for their crimes against humanity? Or will the literal rest of the world be eternally cucked by this scourge?

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>References cited:
>1929 crash
>2008 bankrun
>Leman Brothers

What is even going on anymore, deflation, inflation, whatthefucklation?

SENATE VOTE COMMENCING:
youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

NUKE IT YOU DEM FUCKS

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Oh I heard it was at 1 PM EST

is this just gonna pump til the vote?

STOP SAYING ECONOMIC COLLAPSE!

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE!

ONCE WE BEAT THIS VIRUS THE ECONOMY WILL FLOURISH LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Jerome I swear to fucking god if you nudge it up one more time when it's about to go into the 18200s I will penetrate your mother.

And so it begins....

youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

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The dems:
Hey you cant give out money! Thats our thing! REEEEEEE

they will block and blame it on trump
they have zero issue with quadrupling down

youtube.com/watch?v=kWJ9kbaLT5Q

state oligarchy actually

>Yas Forums what does this trend mean?
We're just crabbing but the downtrend is almost over.

>using slow google
Investing.com has 18500

QUICK WHEN DOES THE FUCKING CONGRESS VOTE ON THE STIMULUS BILL?

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I don't know if you bulltards have actually gone insane or you're just trolling at this point.

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based

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now
youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

Number go up, number go down

We should have let the parasitic boomer class die. So retarded to do all this just to protect them and every other undesirable.
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG.
But if China didn't have nukes, we could invade them and make their bug people be our new slaves/markets.

>Was looking at a disney put earlier striking them at $75
>Didn't think there was a chance of them going that low on 3/27
>They're now at 81
Did I fuck up?

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Lol got eeeem

call jerome, trump

>rent is still due
>implying

Stocks for short term gains?

Its fucking sickening that every time I come to /smg/ For the past month and a half the first posts are.
>how bad is it
>its a nothing burger
And its all by single ids, they never post again after that. You retards have to stop feeding the obvious bait posters who steer conversation away from anything of value.

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what stocks should I buy Yas Forums

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Friday I got spy puts 215 20/23
Fellow bobos, do you think I was too cocky.

cause this is my 3rd day trading and idk wtf im doing. im pretty much learning on the go using small money

I pledge alliegence to the flag.

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>ETFs tank 25%
>no dividends in sight
>100 american funnymunnies down the drain
>all that value just from specuators alone, gone in a week
credit union time

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Just wait after the Dems block the GOP proposal. It is sure to go back down that number.

can someone help me understand whats going on with volatility etfs like TVIX and UVXY

What the fuck?
Is it pumping?

You fool. You actually buy stocks to protect yourself from hyperinflation.

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you guys bought that 32$ tqqq dip right?

Crabflation

Race to the bottom

Market predicting the bailout gets passed

WHY ISNT OIL GOING DOWN
FUCKING XOM AND BP AND XOP GO DOWN
GO DOWN NOOOOOWWWHFIRIRGEIOSJEVROOFUHSHEOFORNBKAPPCUEHYYYYEEYYYYGT

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bio-rad

that pic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Watching intently.

TURTLE MAN!!!!!!!!!

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TRUMP BUCKS! TRUMP BUCKS! TRUMP BUCKS! LETS FUCKING GO!!!! PLEASE LET THEM PASS IT BOIS!!!!! I NEED MY FUCKING TRUMP BUCKIES!!!! NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

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>there are retards right now selling at the bottom
Sorry for your loss.

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Do it you fucking lib niggers. I need it to go below 18k. Bears must win.

Do the right thing and vote it down, no check for neets? No check for all.

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Investors hoping that the relief bill gets passed

Dems aint gonna pass this shit
They're gonna demand tons more gibs if the fed just gave itself a license to print infinitely
"Why ain't Trayvon gettin' any of that?"

I hope it doesn't pass.

GIVE ME MY FUCKING TRUMPBIUX

Who dis?

Hahahaha, looks like this shit ain't passing.

The DOW is steadily going up
Based

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More and more people are agreeing with you every day this goes on

why Bio-rad

I love how smug Mitch is when he reads this stuff, kek'd.

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They blocked it last time cause rich people would have gotten too much.

right now.

POOOMP HARDER

LMAO at Ol Mich

DEAL IS DEAD

>inb4 Democrats reject it again to continue to let this country burn because orange man bad

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Reminder that during the Greek Depression in 2009, unemployment only reached 25%

We are absolutely fucked lads

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Vote it down you dem jews, for once I am entirely on your side. I want the freefall.

It's very volatile right now but not relative to the -9/+9 days we've had in past week or two.
Not entirely sure though.

source?

Cursed tweet

Why get 1000 bucks that only last you two weeks when you can get 1000 bucks every month for a year permanently?
If the kikes can get 1 trillion a day, why not the public?

HOW DO I BUY GUNS AND AMMO WHEN MY STATE IS ON LOCKDOWN

lol nothing is getting passed today is it. anyone else watching mitch mcconel

In the end user, we don't know what will hit us, case studies will be written about the confusion, the infinito no jutso, bill ackerman meltdown will be replayed on Tv and movies, even winning an oscar for best supporting actor, the 0% rate will be forever forbidden, Jerome's lineage will be hunted to the end of earth, some might even say that jerome still lives in a forgotten cell of the old Guantanamo, where he plays with an 2002 printer saying that he can save the economy, kept alive by injections of COVID-20.
In the end user it wont even matter

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I swear he's talking like he's off his meds

I NEED SUSTENANCE! I CRAVE GIBS! I NEED BIG FAT TRUMP CUMMIES IN MY TUMMY!
youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

Fuck you

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Yeah, too many scam pumps going around. It's just risky to go super short-term imo.
Mine are $220 exp May 1st. I might just hold and exercise instead of selling.

China is fucked too bro, do you think the largest export-based economy isn't going to take a hit when the rest of the world is down?

watch the senate, they're acting like children

why BIo-rad. They have the cure to the super flu

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based smug mcconnell
lmao

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THE WAY MITCH IS TALKING THE VOTE WILL FAIL
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
LET IT FALL WOOOOOOOOO

but like forreal tho, why AIN'T Trayvon gettin any of that

NO DEAL
>NO DEAL
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>told boomer parents to take money out of the market 1 week before the crash started
>they don't
>"the market has never been stronger user"
>lose 100's of thousands of dollars
>still won't admit they were wrong
why are boomers like this?

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What's the point of giving it to the NEETs when they're just going to spend it on buying junk and other pointless things instead of actually buying it for food and medication.

>They win.
Who wins?

>Wont someone think of the 401ks

Fucking Mitch

Are you watching Mitch speak right now? The Dems are still going to block based on how he's talking.

they'll wipe out whites and be part of the nwo

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SELL EVERYTHING

DO-NOTHING DEMS ARE REQUIRING GREEN NEW DEAL FAGGOTRY IN THE STIMULUS BILL

also, instead of buying, what shouldve i done instead for RH

Market Order?

47-47 vote, need 60 to pass
PUT IN YOUR SHORTS NOW FOR FREE MONEY IN 10 MINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck no. Did you see how much bickering was going on last week? Not a chance in hell.

brainlet here why the fuck is the max loss for an option 11k?
dosen't selling a put just mean that I'll just buy 100 shares if it does hit my strike price?

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Go all in on inverse India ETFs

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They are a suicidal group. They want to die but faggy millennial libtards won't let them. 2020 is redpilling them, Gen X, and zoomers that they need to die and die probably brutally to stop any other generation from having a death cult mentality.

I WENT ALL IN ON TVIX AT 550 WHY WONT THIS SHIT GO UP FUCKING CHRIST

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>DO NOT HAVE THE VOTES TO PASS
>DO NOT HAVE THE VOTES TO PASS
>DO NOT HAVE THE VOTES TO PASS

SHORT SHORT SHORT!!!!!!!!!!

He didn’t buy any because he’s been hodling tesla for the past 4 years. You’re probably right though, but he has given me some good tips in the past.

most people aren't getting any if it passes

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pt2

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youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

NOT A JUICY POLITICAL OPPORTUNITY CONFIRMED

Should I hold or sell before this vote?

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Mitch is fuckin PISSED

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MITCH WTF I NEED THE TRUMPBUX

Because they think the government will always save them.
They have lived through multiple bubbles and after every one things have gone up.
They can't fathom a situation where things could play out differently. The big government will always save them in their minds.

Like what

Fuck off schizo

Boomers gonna take yangbux from zoomers again LMFAO

Sell and open shorts right now

Based and neetpilled

You are thinking like a dirty commie rather than a capitalist. If they spend it all, that goes back to fuel struggling businesses outside of key industries, that is a very good thing. It is only bad when money sits and does nothing, like what boomers do with it by not investing and not spending. And if they won't spend like me, then that is more stock money so fuck yea.

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where you watching the vote bru

Welcome to Yas Forums, enjoy your ride. Best time to join until we all die.

Nigga how many do they need

Tifa from FF7 you uncultured swine

How dare you