/smg/ - Stock Market General

YOU BASTARDS SAID DON'T SELL, THE MARKET WILL KEEP GOING AND GOING FOREVER

MY RETIREMENT IS FUCKED
MY INDEX FUND IS FUCKED
FUCK YOU

green EOD

fearmongering jew

Everyone sold SDOW and SQQQ, right?

When do we buy back in?

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pump it

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Cashed out my 30March spy puts, time to buy some may puts with the profits

WHY ISNT CUOMO THE PRESIDENT AND NOT THE ORANGE BUFFON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

it's educational material for oil traders

24

Zoom out, just keep zooming out

Load up on ONTX before the Wednesday blast off

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>WORST CRISIS SINCE WW2
WORST CRISIS SINCE WW2
>WORST CRISIS SINCE WW2
WORST CRISIS SINCE WW2

SELL SELL SELL

youtu.be/oa4i9Ap6dCg
calls on zoomers

How long until we reach 17k at this rate? two weeks?

Under 18.500
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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There aren't enough VLCC and tanks to hold all the oil that's not being consumed if this goes on for more than a year. Negative oil is very possible

What stocks have the best dividends? Here’s my plan anons: invest in cheap high div stocks, call USO 2021 at 8 dollars. Good? No? Yes?

PRE MARKET PUMP WIPED OUT
FUCK YOU JEROME
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

What the fuck is going on today, ftse back to minus 4.5 again after a brief spell in the green.

It's fucking broken

>had a chance to buy sqqq at 29
>"nah dude i already missed the dip"
>bought tqqq at 34.60
>mfw it just keeps going down and sqqq up

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moshi? moshi? Buy BLMN and AXL? B-b-b- BASED DEPARTEMENTO! NEEE HOWWW!!!!

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IT COMES DOWN TO NOTHING

Ultimately, how low is it going to go? 2008 levels?

same lol

GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
>GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
>GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
>GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
>GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
cnbc.com/2020/03/23/coronavirus-fallout-ge-aviation-to-cut-10percent-of-its-us-workforce.html

YOU FUCKERS JUST TOLD ME THIS IS THE BOTTOM THEN HOW COME IT KEEPS GOING DOWN

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Something like that.
I expect it to bounce from these thousands just like it did from 20k. Might take a while to hammer through.
So many people expecting it to turn at every psychological barrier.
It's a long bouncy way down to 12k that this market is digging.

Old news

So what's the bottom, 1800 pts?

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Fuck you jerome my account is only down 0.25% once this IV crush gets unfucked i'm goona have a ton be rich

Holy fuck this is amazing.
Unlimited money of FED vs Biggest economic crisis in history.

So who gonna win?

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I can't fucking keep up with the threads

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Maybe this is a good thing, you know? We're back to 2016 levels, pretty sure that's the last year I felt a bit of happiness. Money is a temporal object, it comes and it goes, but the memories we make on this earth last forever.

>AXL
spooky
are you sure baby

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shit's fucked, you know?

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have you heard about this coronavirus thing

Why is it so high?
Wasn't this supposed to be worse than the other mondays?

HYPERINFLATION IS HERE. GET READY FOR STOCKS 1000X

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Buy Crisco

>since ww2
user, even mainstream media agrees to say that we're at least 1929 level of "we're fucked"

SHOULD HAVE SOLD YOUR RETIREMENT BACK IN THE FIRST WEEK OF FEBRUARY WHEN Yas Forums TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS CHINK PLAGUE FAGGOT

GET LOW
GET LOW
BOBOS WE BACK
youtube.com/watch?v=IYH7_GzP4Tg

IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOWN

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Why is tvix going down? Are all etfs just shitting because?

lube it up

You got it user. Most will never.
It's the experience, the feeling of joy that is the most valuable asset of them all
youtube.com/watch?v=g_ihXlWKC7g

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>TVIX still -20%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=PXA78JkrwMc

NYC TURNING INTO IRAQ LMAO

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THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=xZaIBl18gTs

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OH WHEN IT ALL, IT ALL FALLLS DOWNN
I'M TELLING YOU OH, IT ALL FALLS DOWWNN

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HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS

I BOUGHT GE $21 CALLS ON FRIDAY EXPECTING A BAILOUT BOUNCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You got raped by the Saudi Oil Dump.
You should have sold that Monday

The Fed went brrr today

I HAVE A QUESTION
Since the Fed is owned by private banks, is QE an elaborate form of stock buybacks from the banks to themselves?

LITERALLY JUST ANNOUNCED RETARD FUCK YOU

everyone is trying to find the bottom, but no one knows
the search continues

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mfw i didn't sell yet

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Because there is a light at the end of the road

>bought SQQQ at 29.5
>realize how retarded I was
>sell at 30.5
>SQQQ now at 31.11
oh well I somehow still made money at least

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
retard

To short and make some quick penny gainz, yes. BLMN is legit tho. When that stimulus drops and all he normies go out to get fast food and restaurants they are gonna have a nice bounce. I predict $15 by next week. IF THE TRUMP BUCKIES COME. If not then no.

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imagine living in new york during a pandemic

imagine living in new york at all

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B U Y
U
Y

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Is KTOS still a sound investment?

No.
This is.
youtube.com/watch?v=0V-WGwJJj58

Not anytime soon

you're a basic bitch

After the corona-chan a new Marshall plan happens or the world will blame china and ww3 kicks out

Lmao

Take your head out of your ass and look around, might help you make better decisions.

S&P 500 in free fall

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We really need to go to the bottom of this

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18k is coming way faster than I though, strap in fuckers we're going to touch it in no time.

There's no fucking floor on SPY.
Jesus Christ.

thehill.com/policy/finance/489001-mnuchin-urges-small-businesses-not-to-lay-off-workers

>Don't lay off workers just take loans to keep afloat! You can pay them back later (with interest of course!)

This is not going to go well.

IT'S IN FREEFALL

CIRCUIT BREAKERS WHEN?

he sold?

im still holding, will sell at -5 % WISH ME LUCK BEAR BRROS

zoom zoom

I'm tempted on BLMN
risky but rewarding
they suspended div already, which is fine with me

AXL feels like a bailout coinflip

YES YES YES

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What are some good long positions for the upcoming police state? Security contractors, surveillance equipment, affordable military hardware etc. Don't need jets and missiles to control the populace so the big players are out of the question

OH GOD O H FUCK, ITS GOING DOWN

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Dow Jones? More like...Down Jones haha

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Where we're going we don't need circuit breakers!

Toilet paper, guns, bear spray

>IBM's director of research, Darby O'Gill
wtf?

Kept you waiting, huh?

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Is 90 the floor?

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we'll find the bottom eventually
the search itself can be really rewarding

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>MFW I bought sqqq at 26
>mfw everyone said hold short term
>mfw everyone was wrong

I'm in it for another month

You're pretty good

It's up to you. I got in this morning and it was 4.66. It's now 5.00 so I'm up a few hundred already. feels good man. But I'm also in it for the long haul.

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OY VEY JEROME GET BACK TO WORK

>carnival down 10% so far
Should I buy the dip?

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I only want enough money to buy a qt azn gf

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youtube.com/watch?v=uHcP8XX5IJA
youtube.com/watch?v=pls6OyJpCWg
Too many songs to describe the mood

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