/smg/ - Stock Market General

I went all in on SQQQ at 31... how fucked am I?

He's cracking like a nut. Fucking walking joke ain't he?

Plz bobo...do it...

God damn this fucking IV crush

SELL SELL SELL

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I AM GETTING TIRED OF THIS GAME, LET ME OUT!!!

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>just don't fucking dance
DANCE THREAD

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Holy fuck all these people saying how good Asia is are forgetting that Asian culture is all about saving face and they will never tell the truth about what is going on. Remember the reporting on Fukishima? No? Well fuck you then.

Saved

lmao 2k P/E holy shit

>all these bearcucks and bullcucks
>when today will be the glorious day of the crab

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FUCK YOU KROGER
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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ZOOOOOOOOM!

REITs are so interesting to me right now

I'm too much of a pussy to buy them, but I think they are probably a good value here

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BULLS I AM SORRY PLEASE LET ME SELL I DONT WANNA LOSE EVERYTHING

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ZOOM ZOOM

NRZ is down 20% today hahahaaaaaaaa, REITs are getting raped.

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at this point this clown is just farming (you)s in twitter,fucking shitposter

DANCING IS FORBIDDEN

In my opinion no but I’m wrong about everything (so yes!)

Twink (TVIX)

>market goes down
>TVIX goes down
I guess I don't understand the bet I'm making?

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Bro...

you were suppose to go all in at 23$ 2 weeks ago dude

I havent gotten any sleep for the past 2 weeks

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You're an idiot

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Fuck anime

What a National Socialist gobbermint do in this situation?

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Is that yellow Arya?

i bought a stupid fucking tqqq call on thursday because it was looking so sure thered be a fake friday poomp because of thursdays big drop and the "quad-witch" bullshit. now im just begging for a little poomp, any poomp.

Zoom is a Chinese spy software. It's eventually going to crash violently as it's banned in the US.

Absolutely fucked. I went in TVIX at 500 though so don't feel too bad.

LMFAO

It's okay friend. You may break even tomorrow or Wednesday. Hold, or average dow-
>all in
pic related

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Looks like we're in for another episode of "crab up and down between -.25% and -1%"

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unlimited power and the best the fed can do is a crab market

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Lose

>3 hours later
All green

yeah bro, the entire country of italy are just paid actors. the pope doesn't exist.

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This wouldn't happen

This is how it ends.

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This is oddly calming:

youtube.com/watch?v=5HflWopMpR8

>Starbucks hikes pay by $3 an hour

Hyper-hyper-hyperinflation?

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Start a war as keynesianst budgeting stimulus

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Moon

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Also confused

Hes sucha. Retard holy shit

That's a big duck

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Mass produce respiratory masks and then send everybody back to work

TVIX is about the VIX you fucking dumbass, it's not the market

I FOMO'd TVIX on friday for 650 though...

How do you make money in a crab market

Blame the jews. Seriously. That's their solution to everything.

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>totalitarian society
>implying we're not doing it better

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lmfao at all the seething mafiosos replying to this post, go back to "your thing"

You know what else they are good for? Sucking a dick.

>forgive me sensei... I must go all out... Just this once...

They are not wrong

HAVE $200 FREE THIS WEEK WHAT OPTIONS ARE GOOD

Literally the absolute STATES of america right now (rn)

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For you

Chinese Holocaust

>What a National Socialist gobbermint do in this situation?

Same thing as last time: get their asses kicked and their cities bombed into dust.

This literally is jews now

>SPY volume: 74 million
>Typical day: 200 million
NO VOLUME!!!

buy the dip

VOLATILITY IS VOLATILITY NOT MARKET PRICES HOLY SHIT SOME OF YOU ARE DUMBER THAN NIGGERS