We bulls now

>Printing infinite money to keep stock prices high
>While the economy is on total standstill and a -24% GDP contraction next quarter is one of the more optimistic forecasts
I don't understand. Isn't that guaranteed to lead to massive stock overvaluation, inflation, and long-term hurt the economy even more? This looks like Wiemar Republic shit

As a germ living in the US I am having genetically inherited PTSD flashbacks.

Shit just checked futures what a green dildo

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bruh panic peak has passed, corona is a fucking meme

are you fucking stupid?
Those stocks don't stop being valuable, after the virus those businesses will function just as before
Right now it is oversold because of fear. The printed money is to get people buying up again rather than oversell even more. It's to stop irrational panic.

printer go BRRR, senpai

just keep printing
Uff i DONT WANNA BE THERE WHEN THIS EXPLODES

Is that a desperate move by the feds?

>peak has passed
top kek

sell quickly, it was a fed announcement pump, and the last several fed announcement resulted in a pump (1-2 hours) and then a dump (bellow the initial starting point of the pump).

This is all I need to know. Whenever I think that I can predict or trade I'll look at this, as I've screencapped it. I was CERTAIN that futures would dip today and almost bought 10k of a 2.5x futures bear index, and now I see this. Absolutely retarded.

>all these poorfags celebrating their 100$ turned into 120

I fucking hate all of you worms

NOOOOOO BUT MOMMY YIU SAID THERE WOULD BE A MARKET HAPPENING TODAY

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Well they must've been scrambling after the TrumpBux was stopped by the dems... Just how many bullets in the chamber can they magically pull

>be foreign
>cant buy us stocks
>buy bitcoin
Its just as good as investing in the dow

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Were just like remoras. Grabbing onto a whale and hoping to get lucky and get some scraps.

>Pic related

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Why the fuck do they do this every monday morning. Are they trying to create positive headlines?
>Its another rally, Amazing!
Then 1 hour later
>Market is down 5% again after failed rally.

you should have shorted in january not now ffs- wait for the bounce now

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One burst of fun money every Monday. What's wrong with that?

Theyre trying so hard to get the week started on the right foot but keep tripping on a the printer's power cables

Checkity shrekt.
What a fucking time to be alive.
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Unlimited QE

Bearfags BTFO

Prices of everything going to the moon

$1000 for a pint of milk soon

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BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

But i want then to sell so that i can buy low.

Checked. Bases market makers.

>people already being laid off
"Its just gonna go back to normal vro are you stupid or what"

Just one question.
Do you like my car?

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>peak has passed
>cases still rising
>deaths rising
>rate of either hasn’t even slowed down
Kek

Looks like we've printed our way out of this situation yet again. Feels so fucking good to be in gold, silver and crypto right now.

It's funny how people scream BULL NOW
And then proceed to ask why are they bull now?

Small businesses will still get fucked. Recession is still happening. Use this pump as an opportunity to sell some positions, especially if we have a huge rally. Technicals point to a resistance around 270 for SPY.

Fun, right?

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shorts successfully squeezed, let the dump begin

Dumping already lmao

Wow it is amazing how 7:00am exactly it climbed like that. Hmmmmm i guess the economy is fixed!

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Yep, and I fell for it.

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>Inb4
>OH ALSO WE'RE GONNA WIPE EVERY BANK'S DEBTS, AND WE'RE GONNA PURCHASE CHINA, EUROPE AND RUSSIA
>N-NO STAY UP STAAAAAY UP!!

how the fuck does this even help BTC?

"BTC is outsude the financial system, the feds printing money and hyperinflating is exactly why we need BTC"

Then the FEDS print more and its "buy BTC, dont go against the feds guys! $7600 by tonight"

kek

This shit gonna dump lower than where this pump started

printing astronomical amount of more money

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wow, you are really stupid if not baiting

dare yo explain?

He didn't fly so good

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You really are an idiot man..This shit is like putting a bandaid on a gunshot wound. They release these short term fixes and you retards come back in here with you're now we're bull again stupidity. Look at the chart you dope, its already on its way back to where it started haha

dont mind him man. These retards see these manipulated big green candles and start thinking the problem has been solved

Btc thrives from one single thing.
Inflation.
Whether the market goes down, or up, in the long term does not matter.
The money has been printed.

>not taking advantage of the short term fixes

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>pump BTC right before stock markets open to prevent a downtrend from forming when everyone dumps

literally every time

Brrrrrr

This

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>lose everything
>kill self
100% equivalent user

get ready for a green week boys

People are looking for any reason to pump their bags so they can quickly exit man, if you can't see this is the reality then I dunno