>It is important for the markets to remain open, and for them to function in a fair and orderly manner, as they have been. >While we are deeply conscious of, and sympathetic to, investors’ concerns around price declines, the market is a reflection of the larger uncertainties that everyone is experiencing during these challenging days. >Closing the markets would not change the underlying causes of the market decline, would remove transparency into investor sentiment, and reduce investors’ access to their money. This would only further compound the current market anxiety.
The Philippines closed their market for a few days and their index crashed by over 20% when it opened, so no.. they won't close the market. It's retarded
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, the futures market awakens with above limit bids
Juan Ramirez
What an incredible image. Whos the man who made this, I would like to shake his hand, err foot.
Michael Turner
wasn't meant as a reply
Chase Walker
Obviously it is too late to short or buy puts for tomorrows cluster fuck, however after the money is agreed to in Congress it should give a nice market boost. Shortly after that is when you go full short/put, because $1200 isn't going to help jack shit!
Why the fuck would we shut down markets? Just stay in cash nigga, liquidate your assets holy shit. It's your fault if you put money into a 401k that won't let you tell them you want your money to be in cash not equities.
Zachary Johnson
>it is too late to short or buy puts for tomorrows cluster fuck
It never is, the only questions are can you pay in and can you get out in time?
Lincoln Ortiz
No of course not, but this obvious Fed manipulation is PISSING ME OFF
>It never is, the only questions are can you pay in and can you get out in time?
I actually bought my first put early last week. It really stressed me out because it expired this week. I sold it in about 3 days for $1200 profit. I could have made more, but I was really worried it was going to expire.
Asher Green
>a huge giant faggot >>>/killyourself/
Jason Collins
>they opened futs because a pumper has arrived to make a huge wager
Jerome is giving us a chance to sell before it all dies tomorrow, thank him!
Michael Phillips
The stimulus plan is absolute proof that institutional racism is alive and well. Undocumented immigrants and various POC will receive virtually no benefit from the package. Many undocumented immigrants would gladly file an income tax return. However, they don’t, out of fear of being deported. Other POC are below the $2,500 income threshold. It’s sick that those who need it the most are coming out empty handed.
Juan Jenkins
We aren't pumping though?
Hudson Hill
invest in a gun and a tent.
Jack Howard
I'm looking forward to all the brainlets ITT that will close their puts at the top of this week's bull trap kek
Levi Garcia
>the fed isn't real bro >>>/wherever clueless retards go/
Cameron Wright
NOBODY CARES ABOUT SPICS AND NIGGERS GO DILATE YOU STUPID KIKE TRANNY
Isaac Diaz
>Tarp is rejected >financial crisis intensifies Based government acting in our best interests... oh wait I mean the opposite.
>>>/wherever clueless retards go/ Welcome to Yas Forums friend
Aiden Taylor
Doesn't JCB own like 80% of Nikkei now
Logan Ross
>They will pass something two weeks from now. It seems to work this way. The news doesn't hound them and people don't care on the weekends. But Monday is the longest day of the week in politics. Trust me it will pass by 9pm on Monday.
Zachary Gray
Just remember the banks reserve ratio drops to ZERO this Thursday
Jacob Rogers
guys, if i don't get trumpbux, I am fucked. I needed that money.
Ryan Perry
The fact that there's any pumps at all after all that retarded fumbling spells obvious manipulation
Colton Bailey
>go to ATM >try to cash out >no money >go to teller >no money
where did it all go?
Wyatt Butler
To pay your bills?
Jordan Reyes
God only knows why, but the Nikkei is up at the moment.
Kayden Scott
Probably but they can still transfer a little pump to all the other indices
Daniel Cook
>Futures trading again I tire of your games Mumu
Elijah Cook
The 50 people there before you taking out all their money
Connor Wood
>futures go up 0.5%
>THE FED IS PUMPING GUYS >post the same stupid overused meme that reddit loves for the 100th time >WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS
# IM PIST ASF WHY DO YOU THINK IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS IM A FUCKING PUSSY COULDVE GONE ALL IN WITH THE 2K I HAVE IN MY RH ACCOUNT ON FRIDAY. BUT NOOOOOO I PUSSIED OUT BECAUSE OF THE FUCK UPS I DID LAST YEAR THAT COSTED ME 10K. I HAVE 8K GOING INTO MY ACCOUNT AND SHOULD SHOW UP THIS WEEK. AM STRONGLY CONSIDERING GOING ALL IN. THIS KUST KEEPS GOING LOWER EVEN WHEN IT LOOKS IMPOSSIBLE. I EITHER LOSE 10K...AGAIN OR I WALK AWAY WITH A LOT OF MONEY!!!!! IM FUMING WHY DID HE HAVE TO TALK TODAY. I WAS CERTAIN THINGS WERE GOING TO GET WORSE BUT I FUCKING PUSSIED OUT ABD DECIDED TO DO IT ON MONDAY INSTEAD. MONDAYYYYYYYY. IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE IM GONNA GET FUCKED WITH PREMIUM!!!!!!
I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO CONCENTRATE FOR THE LAST HOUR OR TWO!!!! AAAAAAAA I'M REALLY MADDDDDD! CAN'T EVEN FOCUS ON STUFF I NEED TO DO OR EVEN GO PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES FOR FUN OR GO APPLY TO JOBS BECAUSE IM FUCKING MAD. EVEN WORSE I GOT DENTAL INSURANCE RECENTLY SO I COULD GET MY WISDOM TEETH EXTRACTED. ODDS ARE MY APPOINTMENT IS GOING TO BE CANCELLED AND IM STUCK LOSONG MONEY ON THE APPLICATION FEE FOR THE INSURANCE EVEN IF I CANCEL IT NOW AS I DOUBT ILL BE ABLE TO GET THE SURGERY FOR MONTHS NOW EVEN THO IT WAS URGENT!!!!!
Haven’t they crashed further than any other index? It’s gotta be close.
You need to look at more than whatever the most recent headline is. We’re in more of a headline dominated market than ever before but trading only off headlines isn’t generally rewarding.
Adam Bailey
10-yr is cratering. I'm sure everything will be ok.
Asher Morris
>futures turned back on
WHAT THE FUCK.
Benjamin Long
It doesn't make any sense, why would it possibly be up?
REEEEEE THATS HAPPENED TO ME ONE TOO MANY TIMES!!! AHHHHHHH I JUST WANT TO GO ALL IN ON MONDAY AND SEE WHERE IT GOES, BEING PATIENT HAS ONLY SCREWED ME OVER IN REGARDS TO STOCKS THUS FAR!!!!!
Connor Thomas
I was thinking about it, one user last thread said dont buy above 24, not sure if we'll see that though.
Andrew Morris
Suck it up faggot. Your ancestors fought global wars / went through Great Depression. All you have to do is sit at home and play minecraft
Jayden Lewis
Buy calls at the open. After tomorrow we will gradually rise about 12% over the next two weeks before bobo comes storming back.
Isaac Hill
The 52-week is 24 to 16.
Aren't we like 29 to 19?
Jace Ramirez
Ppl finally noticed seasonakity i think
Samuel Richardson
Dow futures are moving.
William Parker
I learned by playing Investopedia simulator on and off for a couple years with only 1k.
In retrospect that was actually fantastic training, because I have about 1k to invest.
Fuck it. If the tendy machine prints too much fucking money tomorrow I'm hopping on a jet, resubmitting my passport and fucking flying on the next flight to Japan.
Elijah Green
Just remember a recession makes it a lot easier to get a girl, assuming you are doing well. Just be picky, like they are when the incel money is flowing from twitch!
Hudson Russell
>ASX down -5.5% >NZ down -8% >Nikkei Green what the fuck is this clown world Nikkei market, is Kuroda pumping early?
Aiden Allen
I recognise that anger user, whenever I get angry like that is usually when you put all your money in some shit that then makes me lose it all within like fucking 15 minutes. g-good luck
Justin Miller
Isn't it strange when a girl who could be a solid 8.5 is sub 6 because of her twisted being?
Angel King
Yeah, the Nikkei is pumping for whatever reason this is transferred through everything.
Jacob Wood
who dis
Lucas Gray
reported for announcing reports
Jack Adams
>next flight You can check out any time, but you can never leave.
Ayden Gutierrez
>Dow futures are moving.
Yeah, I'm seeing that on Investing.
Josiah Jackson
ehhhh better off waiting for bounce
Henry Wood
when will NFLX finally dump? I have a put on these faggots
Jacob Miller
If the market tanks tomorrow and planet fitness is green just remember it was justified
Jordan Evans
Did we ever find out what banks this referred to? I've mostly withdrawn all my money from consumer banks but I could take out the last bit and revert all my bills to mail from autopay if it includes USAA and WF.
Jack Kelly
We are so fucked. At first I was like "cool a dip in the market, I'll invest when it goes a little lower" and then it kept going lower and lower. Glad I didn't dump any money in it yet.
However I'm starting to wonder if there is even going to be a market left after all this shit, especially if it goes on for another month or two or even longer. This is pure fucking insanity, an economic and societal collapse.
Nips are a day ahead of us, their markets effect ours.
Jayden Young
Khan academy. If you watch his Options playlist, just watch the first 5 videos if you cant be bothers 15mins total
Thomas Jackson
The bank doesn't have your money. It's in Bill's house, and Frank's house, and Sally's house.
Henry Cooper
Not how it works. It means they get affected by us the next day.
Nicholas Davis
I put a few thousand in two weeks ago, fucking hell.
Brayden Thomas
I'm confused by this. He wasn't complaining? When in modern history has a president ever worked for free aka decline the presidential salary? Doesn't that say a lot about him that hes not running the country for profit?
