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newfag again
are EFTs a fucking meme and not worth your time

FUD

SQQQ babey!!1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP TALKING STOP TALKING STOP STOP STOP

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Trump is literally retarded

>Bull Market has to rely on a senile orange retard to save the economy in the middle of a global pandemic

ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF BULLKEKS

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This is going on longer than it should

Why the fuck is Pelosi thinking about introducing her own bill through the House??

wait til we bottom out

Why are trump's approval numbers going up?

>3 SPY puts
>3 shares of TVIX
Feeling good for my lunch money tomorrow lads

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP TALKING STOP TALKING STOP STOP STOP

C'mon, you know it's fun to watch this utter trainwreck happen.

Fuck Pelosi, her bill is for niggers and fags, not Americans

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Praise god, all three circuit breakers tomorrow please

JEROME JEROMEEEEEE POOOOMP THE MARKET, PICK UP THE PHONE WHY AREN'T YOU PICKING UP

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index futures stuck at limit. Watch crude oil price if you're bored. Currently trading in low 21 range, bear flag pattern for the afternoon so far.

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Ted Kaczynski was right. This country is due for a reckoning.

MINT THE COIN

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Here's your tomboy doujin, lads.
Seems like this artist mostly does a lot of fucked up shit, though. Shame.

because she wants to add in a bunch of useless shit that dosent actually help anybody

Yeah, they arent. They can just reverse split forever until bottom. Better to use options or buy/sell shares directly.

How will you sell if the market is locked out at open?

obamer coin

I sold my puts on Friday expecting this to pass. I should've known that even during the Apocalypse the retards wouldn't be able to compromise. It's actually all over now. This is the end.

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thank you fren

I can only hope. I'll cook all fucking day seeing that -20%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>trumpbux cancelled

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You don't want the third one. That halts trading for the day unless it happens in final 30 minutes or whatever the cutoff is.

>ASX200
>-8.5%

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>real possibility of some of my holdings going bankrupt
This is such bullshit I'm sweating bullets over here.
Do I have to become an ETF cuck?

I ain't selling until spy is < 150

based and Ted pilled

people already dont like change, its extremely more likely to have a second term rather than not
now you have a pandemic, who would gamble with change after this?

we're basically going down with the captain in this ship

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it's not locked at the open for (((everyone)))

If 3 circuit don't sell because the sell off will continue in the morning tuesday
If 2 hedge your bets
If just 1 sell and buy Upro/TQQQ

Oh no no no no no no no

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>PEOPLE ARE DYIN TO GO OUT TO A RESTAURANT
>PEOPLE ARE DYIN TO GET ON A PLAN
oh god trump you fucking idiot

Who saw this coming, imagine being a bullkek right now

based

minting the coin is the only way to save america

>wont pass unless neets get their check

BASED!

I want it for maximum panic. I can't decide whether I want an immediate third breaker or for it to hit two really quickly then to threaten the third for most of the day then hit it in the final hour. Like a horror movie.

Why money printer make fire sounds?

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Buying puts at market open worth it?

NASTY QUESTION

NANCY PELOSI REALLY DOES HATE AMERICA! SHE JUST DOOMED US ALL!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

nice

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What the shit is he talking about?

"Dying to go out to restaurants" -- uh, Mr. President, do you think maybe you could use another word?

Aaaaand just like that Trump's rambling about unrelated nonsense again.

How fucked is the economy? Is this really worse than 2008? How long would a recovery take?

>Pelosi is now going to introduce her version of the bill to the House
>it will probably be rejected by the GOP and Trump

the absolute god damn state of America

But he's not even coherent right now.
This minute you can barely understand his point.

>You won't believe how much I'm waiting for the quarantines to be lifted so I can fly to Japan and get corona there.

She's a petty cunt and can't get over herself even when the country desperately needs quick decisive action from the legislature.

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fuck drumpf

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Based.

I mean for the anons wanting 3 circuit breakers. Can't profit if you can't sell.

I DONT HAVE STOCKS
I OWN THINGS

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He's litetally rambling kek

What the fuck is he talking about?

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Nancy blocking a senate bill from the house is quite impressive.

>How fucked is the economy? Is this really worse than 2008? How long would a recovery take?

Very.
Very.
Never.

"Don't let a good crisis go to waste"

They're all retards, and they will take every opportunity to try to shoe horn in whatever retarded shit they think they can get away with, they are all slimy scummy fucks and term limits need to be mandated, career politicians all diverse a bullet

when he ran he said it was going to cost him a fortune, he is being sued all over the place, melania said she never heard him booed before, its very hard for rich people to run for office its a very tough thing, with that said we are doing this but we got side tracked by the invisible enemy

Masturbation.
>I don't own stock
Yeah fucking right

Risky. The volatility spike will pump the puts by at least 100%

I think it's hard for rich people to run for office
I got a lot of rich friends they can't run for office

He needs a break

AMAZON IS NO LONGER SHIPPING OUT UNNECESSARY ITEMS

AMAZON IS NO LONGER SHIPPING OUT UNNECESSARY ITEMS

AMAZON IS NO LONGER SHIPPING OUT UNNECESSARY ITEMS

AMAZON IS NO LONGER SHIPPING OUT UNNECESSARY ITEMS

AMAZON IS NO LONGER SHIPPING OUT UNNECESSARY ITEMS

>When you look at all the things we've done, especially the choice...
WTF is Trump pro-choice now?!

Her bill is probably full of faggot shit like Planned Parenthood funding and Temporay visa holders/illegal migrant subsidies

>two desks
>two desks
>two desks

Those POOR BILLIONAIRES

THIS WAS ALL CUSHION
THIS WAS ALL CUSHION

I knew that for some cunts in Europoor. But is this for the States also?

Sauce now please!

This. I'm not longer voting for Drumpf.

2008's GFC was over and done with in a few months. We're going to go into a deflationary death spiral for about 3-6 months followed up by runaway inflation with a fed that's too spineless to fight it off with increased interest rates like Paul Volcker did.

Guys we need to stop being so hard on rich people.
It cost him billions to be president.

ameritards STILL think corona is media hype and BS and like the Trump has fought back against the media about it.

When every single person in america knows/is related to atleast 1 person who has died from this, they may not feel the same way

old news. Maybe they will restart once they hire the 250K they need

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY CART
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck sake, who cares about you being rich you fucking nigger.
Please for fucks sake, just let end it

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-20% GO MY DIGITS

>I'm a wartime president

Actually what the fuck is he rambling about

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>proud of spending billions on getting elected
Man are mutts really this delusional? That single line would cause an uproar here.

you usually want to buy after a pump

not him but this might be it

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Not him but thank you, I had asked this twice in previous threads.

smg people, can someone explain to me why it isn't going to drop 50% tomorrow?

Governments have proved they have absolutely no way of coping with the virus and people are too retarded to just stop going out for 2 weeks. It's literally fucked out there and there is going to be mayhem by the time we reach mid-april. How can anyone be bullish in these times?

They're saying that we could see anywhere from 20%-30% unemployment and 24% GDP contraction next quarter, and that's one of the more optimistic forecasts GDP-wise. Shit's at least twice as fucked as 2008.

LMAO WHAT IS HE EVEN TALKING ABOUT

What are you talking about, god dammit ban him from TV if you want to protect whatever faith the markets still have left.

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THE FUCK IS HE SAYING???

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Is this bullish or bearish?

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Just got to the point where he gets pissed at that cunt for implying he's going to skim off the relief funds.
I'm surprised he didn't have her removed, Jesus.

Is he ok?
Is he sincerely demented?

He's losing his fucking mind what the hell

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We need to stop being so hard on rich people

why do we have no pink wojak innovators during this time. someone put a pink wojak inside the car

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He lost billions by BECOMING the president you fucking idiot, he's not at the wheel in his businesses.

>Her bill is probably full of faggot shit like Planned Parenthood funding and Temporay visa holders/illegal migrant subsidies

Unlike the GOP version, which was a fucking feeding frenzy for any business with a lobbyist.

MOM GRANDPA FORGOT TO TAKE HIS PILLS AGAIN

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Because it can't drop beneath 20% in one day

it can only drop 20% in a single day before everyone goes home

Because the market will close and cease trading well before it hits 50%.

journalist are scum

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>ASX back to -7.5%
BOBOS BTFO BULLCHADS WE'RE BACK

Because it's not bitcoin, not to mention that it can't fall 50% thanks to safety measures

The stimulus plan is absolute proof that institutional racism is alive and well. Undocumented immigrants and various POC will receive virtually no benefit from the package. Many undocumented immigrants would gladly file an income tax return. However, they don’t, out of fear of being deported. Other POC are below the $2,500 income threshold. It’s sick that those who need it the most are coming out empty handed.

>we spend billions to give africa AIDS

CUT THE MIC
>CUT THE MIC
CUT THE MIC
>CUT THE MIC
CUT THE MIC
>CUT THE MIC
CUT THE MIC
>CUT THE MIC
CUT THE MIC
>CUT THE MIC

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well he's not wrong, people are dying kek

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Did 2020 just make Trump contract mental retardation? Literally from the very beginning of the year he just went full retard beginning with Iran

WHY DIDN'T I BUY MORE PUTS
WHY DID I PUSSY OUT
I COULD HAVE GAMBLED TEN TIMES WHAT I DID I JUST COST MYSELF MAJOR GAINS FUCK

This shit is why I won't be a millionaire this year. I'm a huge pussy.

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>term limits need to be mandated, career politicians all diverse a bullet
The opposite. We need a monarch who takes full responsibility for the nation's well being.

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DRUMPFFFFFF STOP TALKING

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TREMENDOUS DEATH, VERY GOOD DEATH. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS MUCH DEATH. YOU'LL BE SAYING PLEASE MISTER PRESIDENT NO MORE DEATH WE'RE TIRED OF DYING

>trusting people to administer IV's to themselves or loved ones.

This totally won't lead to infections and god knows what.

Will history repeat itself tomorrow, bros?

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>through...through mouth
Apex kek

>WHY DIDN'T I BUY MORE PUTS
>MORE
this means you have some. take your profit and be happy that you're making money during this shit

You need to go back and so do they, you stupid dumb cunt

It's not about compromise. Three Republican senators are sick and MIA. There are only 48 of them on the floor and they need 50.

She want to pack in neoliberal open borders bullshit to finally destroy the demographics of the US.

Put that in an art gallery and it'd be worth thousands.

A GREAT HEALTHCARE

delusions of grandeur
he's actually MUCH more coherent now than he is on the campaign trail or just talking in general
remember, people voted for him after listening to him talk for more than 2 minutes

This will incite riots.

THIS IS GOING ON LONGER THAN IT SHOULD

bad healthcare bad
good healthcare good

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>Abs-solutely
God damn it.
This is so sweet.
I uhh. My heart...

gold standard?

SAY IT WITH ME:
THREE
CIRCUIT
BREAKERS

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>We'll have a meeting tomorrow
Okay I'll be shorting

>Donate blood. We need it

omg im dying.

why are they allowed to ban shorting

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>donate blood
JESUS

I mean i agree, fuck her but her nigger faggot loving bill actually makes some sense: this economy was only being held up by consumer spending and it's tanking because most people are chilling in their house saving their pennies for the future scared cause they have lost their job or are about too. If we give these people cash to spend and they start spending it, it won't bring us back up to ATH and it will also be a big addition to the debt but it might stop the bleeding.

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>DONATE BLOOD, WE NEED IT
THERE
WILL
BE
BLOOD
IN
THE
STREETS

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Same. I have 60k in cash and I've been buying only 1-2k worth of puts because I'm a pussy and it can't possibly go lower right? But it always does go lower lmao. Luckily I've got 10k worth for tomorrow so at least I should be able to double that.

the senate is now 47R 48D (or the reverse, I forget) thanks to all the repubs self quarantining due to rand paul going full retard, so they've lost a lot of leverage

>DONATE BLOOD

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GREAT healthcare.

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CONFERENCE TOMORROW BEFORE MARKET CLOSE COMFIRMED

>donate blood
fuck off federal government vampires

that orange boomer is not getting a single drop of my blood when he catches covid

>that cuck shouting to donate blood at the end
lmao

what a wild ride

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Next stop for oil is 17.50