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>futures committing seppuku
>Trump having no idea that Rand or Romney have COVID
>literally just rambling

lmao if we went to war with fucking Venezuela, we would probably lose under this dude

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Kill me, Pete

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ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

cruise lines, airlines, and boeing bailout confirmed

Sounds like he's committed to helping the cruiselines.

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>Didn't even limit down
shut the fuck up bobo, green tomorrow

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>WE HAVE TWO SISTER SHIPS THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL

>Talking about nationalizing

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Like a true boomer

who else sitting comfy with puts?

it did lol

Do I detect sarcasm there, sir?

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>Romney's in isolation? Gee, that's too bad
>We're not a nation of nationalizing business, go ask Venezuela how that works
>I don't want stock buybacks, I may be a Republican but I don't like that
Is this the best presser Trump has done so far?

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Fuck this concussed retard and suck my fucking dick Yas Forums

>Didn't even limit down
Ummm bullkek are you okay???

BULLTARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Bruh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What the actual fuck is he talking about?

>DOW like 85 points away from 17k
That's 3k in 3 days.

Can someone explain what the hell he's saying?

lol stock futures hit the limit down circut breaker.

RED MONDAY BOYS
BLOOD IN THE STREETS
nasdaq.com/articles/stock-futures-hit-limit-down-as-market-waits-for-senate-aid-package-2020-03-22

>The Greater Depression of the 21st century

There's a repo crisis that started last year, pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing do to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic.

Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.
We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food.

OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist black block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure...

Prepare yourselves for a lost decade.

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friendly reminder the tranny raid is still on

>VIX futures, fucking FUTURES, 72.

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I got bobos if anyone needs em. Also plenty of pink wojaks.

memeatlas.com/

>just doing my part.

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overton window swinging to the left in real time folks

the reagan era is o v e r

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOWN

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can some explain ftse futures to me?

it opened limit down, but now it's trading again?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RETARD BOOMER SAYING!!!???

HE SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO TALK IF THERE ISNT AN IDLING HELICOPTER RIGHT BEHIND HIM

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Happy days are here again!

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Wait a sec. Did Donald just say Ford is going to make ventilators?

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How the hell are primaries gonna continue if large gatherings are banned that means no rallies and maybe even no voting due to lines and stuff for voting would be banned right now

don't forget the
>AMERICAN
>SUPERCOMPUTERS
>FIGHTING
>THE CHINESE VIRUS

Imagine if our head of state was an engineer instead of a 70-something year old reality TV host

lol

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What's trump saying guys?

>Picture it, and the media coverage.
This is how you're going to make your money.

>They're tight in new york
doubt it

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well, I suppose the upside to losing all my hard-earned money is 1. I'm not alone and 2. we are going to live to see interesting times where maybe my losses will be the least of it

Can we hope for a crab situation tomorrow at best?

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GUYS TRUMP IS GOING TO HELP THE CRUISE LINES! IF YOU DON"T BUY THEM THEN YOUR LITERALLY RETARDED!

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if dubs then house dagoth will speak for the bears and the crabs and drive the mongrel bulls from the market

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you first, cuck

>oh god who WROTE THIS

An industry that evades billions in US taxes will probably get bailed out and nobody will ever be held accountable for it.

feel like im going senile listening to him

is this what being a boomer is like?

There is danger in thinking the government can do too much. Plenty of socialists were intelligentsia. I'll take a lame duck over a micromanager usually, leave the micromanagement to lower level politicians.

SO close
Very close to being correct

Limits are not circuit breakers. Very different. The market isn’t halted when futures go up or down 5%. They just aren’t allowed to trade outside of the that range.

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dont forget
>National Guard deployed
>FEMA camps being built
>USN ships being deployed into LA and NYC harbors
This is peak clownworld

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this whole fucking month has been a fucking shitshow
i want to end it pls Yas Forums

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what isn't he saying? he's saying it all

I stopped everything I was doing and came to shitpot here when I heard him say it.

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Ngl, Xi makes an impression of a extremely capable individual

i don't understand how this man can be president of the unironic actual united states of america and talk at a fourth grade level

>you know that's a very good question
>we are actually looking at that
>you know I had a call a few days ago

qrd

TRUMP WANTS TO RELEASE ALL NON VIOLENT PRISONERS

>mob kingpins out of prison
Based

You forgot to mention that Putin has decided it's time to kill the petrodollar system.