/smg/ - Stock Market General

lol edition

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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Other urls found in this thread:

market24hclock.com/Trading-Hours
market24hclock.com/
youtu.be/3GWwohI5h1w
youtube.com/watch?v=auZKvisy1H8
youtu.be/8ci2hj7CSHI?t=431
twitter.com/AnonBabble

FUD

WHY FEMA IS CRYING!!???
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>WE ARE ETERNALLY LINKED BY OUR NATIONAL SPIRITS
WE ARE ETERNALLY LINKED BY OUR NATIONAL SPIRITS
>WE ARE ETERNALLY LINKED BY OUR NATIONAL SPIRITS
WE ARE ETERNALLY LINKED BY OUR NATIONAL SPIRITS

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What is this market pattern called?

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STONKS LOL BRRRR XD
Le UPBOAT!

He realized Trump is retarded

Wait is there a white house press briefing while Senate is trying to kill Trumpbux?
I only have so much energy for this.

>three black mondays in a row

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DOW/S&P to 0
VIX to 100
NUKE THE MARKET

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So, do I sell SQQQ after the second breaker or hold it like a fucking legend through the day halt?

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I WALK A LONELY ROAD

THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN

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Jews getting Jew'd

>if you only knew how bad things really are.png

Alright, Tuesday probability will be green because of a deadcat bounce and probable stimulus

What did this bullcuck buy?

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the president says I'm special

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Bought £2k worth of funds on Thursday, but for some reason the trade hasn't been executed yet. Has the market been falling since then? Will I get even lower prices when it does go through??

Armageddon.

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Oh I'm linked by some spirits all right, I'll go pour myself a bit more

Bought SPY and NVDA puts expiring for Friday. Do I sell them at open on Monday or hold it for more profit and be a greedy Jew?

What are you playing, lads?

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WHERE THE FUCK IS FAUCI!!???

IS HE NOT GOING TO RISK GETTING INFECTED BY PENCE??

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UVXY is not a meme pattern

Because they have to work now. Usually they don't have much to do outside of the hurricane season.

THIS GUY SOUNDS RETARDED

I was gonna refresh futures all night now what'll i do

What the fuck does the sign pence is holding say?

Sleep

the stock market

TF do I do boys? I have no positions open right now.

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What's on your shopping list after Black Monday, bros? I can't decide between ETFs or individual stocks 'cause *everything* is so cheap.

I'd sell ASAP but I'm a huge pussy.

Play Doom Eternal

Me losing $200

Is tomorrow the Day of the Big Bear or the day of the Big Crab?

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Get in the camp, Citizen

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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If dubs DOW 10k by end of week

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Boeing at $150
He heard that it was too big to fail and was getting bailed out.

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He's a GUSHer who bought UWT the other day and he's holding Boeing since before kung flu exploded.

Reminder follow the clocks:
Futures open at 6pm EDT or in 20 minutes from this post. on trading view the chart is /es
Here is the countdown to the market open for various markets.
market24hclock.com/Trading-Hours
market24hclock.com/

The trading has resumed on the futures market. USDCAD is mooning and I'm 100 pips up.

15 days to slow the spread

The ultimate goal of the (((market))) is to screw over as many people as efficiently as possible. Just a little more bear action and we’ll get our bottom.

15 days to slow the spread, same thing hes held in the past few conferences

webm of crying?

Should I buy in SQQQ in the morning?

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IT'S GREEN BEARBROS BTFO
INVEST IN THE VIX BULLCHADS

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>naked long puts will print
>credit spreads will print
clown world, too bad I don't have more capital to start with

It will be the Day of Big Coom for me

What if Trump just stopped talking?

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I'm gonna play between SQQQ and TQQQ for the week, or attempt to.

Look out mr trump this nig is MAD

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one month out puts on the Russel 2000 and Boeing

Watch commodities. Oil especially. It's trading in the 21s for the moment.

DOW FUTURES DOWN 5% ON OPEN -772, LIMIT DOWN IN EFFECT. DOW FUTURES AT 18,085 NOW.

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Who even cares until thursday, that's when the real slaughter happens. Monday is just the preamable

USD

depends. usually you get the price for the day after if you buy after 12 am. check if you can cancel it

>jew york and commiefornia get all the supplies

He's saying we have 15 days to stop the spread or it's over and we die. Bullish signal.

STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
>STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
>STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
>STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
>STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
>STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED

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youtu.be/3GWwohI5h1w
>youtu.be/3GWwohI5h1w
youtu.be/3GWwohI5h1w
THREAD THEME

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Been running through the new doom.
It's pretty good.

national gahd.

DOW below 10K, S&P below 1K EOY
Every Monday is Black Monday

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Sooo martial law when? Do I need to buy a gun?

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>as we attack the health and safety of our citizens
Ahaha nice one

>Futures down
Oh no no no no lol

Look at this Bullfag. DOW four digits EOW. Breakers for everyone every day.

NOT MARTIAL LAW

How has the USD been faring compared to the Euro and the Chinabuck?

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>should I buy a negative leveraged ETF on a -20% massacre day
"should I buy high sell low?"
no

THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW
>THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW
THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW
>THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW
THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW
>THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW
THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW
>THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW

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link for gov presser
youtube.com/watch?v=auZKvisy1H8

>Sooo martial law when?
NOW

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

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>eating burgers
>watching trump read a paper
>just made 300k in two days
life doesn't get better

>imma finna play knockout game wit dis raysis ass cracka witey

O GOD O FUCK WERE LIMIT DOWN AGAIN O GOD O FUCK

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>he hasn't bought a gun yet
Ohnonono don't tell him!

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That's volatility you fucking moron.

So it is martial law, got it

>Do I need to buy a gun?
lmao little late for that

Its far too late for that now

>2020
>not owning a gun
you will die like a dog in the streets

that's where all the rich jews are besides DC that run and operate the federal reserve, These cities also hold lots of gold, So they cannot collapse, at least until it's inevitable.

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NOT MARTIAL LAW

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Put your hands down, faggot

self-inflicted catastrophe

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Euro down, Chinabuck pegged at 7 and doesn't really move.

Who's ready for Marshall Law?

usd still up. you guys would be fucked if you didnt have the world currency still. thank your national strategies since ww2

Before I go I just way to say that this totally isn’t martial law

>

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To everyone who just realized that the party starts the night before the stocks open:
Welcome

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>no gun yet
Not gonna make it

this is kino

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Ugh I hate this.
I have no idea how I’m going to protect my family. Can’t leave to get it because risk bringing virus and getting these folks killed.

>nikkei

>Not martial law
They are panicking hard

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Big Bat

So buy disney tomorrow?

what did he just pull out?

Imagine being a Bull right now

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It's too late to cancel, but if the markets have been trending downwards since then I'll be getting a better price either way, so I don't mind too much

SHOW ME YOUR MARTIAL LAW FACE

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What's your address?
Just curious.

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HONEYWELL WORKING FOR THE GOV

Thas me
Howdy

> NFLX will close out tomorrow under 290
Cap this. These are the companies you want to short. It doesn't matter how many people are staying home streaming, these people already stream and either own Netflix or another competitor. Netflix is not ad based like Hulu, they don't profit more from everyone watching more. Their valuation is absurd for this market. Look for any company not in biotech with absurd valuations. In a bear market, absurd valuations are around 35x, look for NFLX, Chipotle, SQ, etc all to sit there.

his BIG FAT RED DILDO

>BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY

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This will bounce during the night right? Some stupid idiot will buy this.

Dumb to buy mar 25 SPY puts at open? Or genius?

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Are they going to address the fucking futures already or what?

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A little more?

Everyone laugh at this bullcuck hahahahaha

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I KNOW I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN

here

where are you located. If you're in the city omai wa mo shinderu

It’s MARTIAN law. The red planet is harsh.

Based nip character design.
bitch got mana for days.

God i want one of these big tiddy freckle women. Jewish or shiksa, I don’t care.

>WE’RE GONNA COME FOR YOU

that’s fucking racist - jannie scum ban him

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>GIVE US YOUR SHIT, HOARDER OR WE'LL COME FOR YOU

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IVE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

>message to hoarders
>WE'RE COMING FOR YOU

>we are going to seize hoarders supplies

holy shit!!!!!!

martian law?
youtu.be/8ci2hj7CSHI?t=431

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I know these threads are going as fast as possible since we're all excited to be proven right, but I just want to take a second to laugh at bulls who were predicting the bottom, AGAIN

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>strong urge to take the ~10% loss and move my money to a safer place until everything blows over
>don't want to buy because money might be tight for a little while

Are these two emotional reactions the biggest mistakes that investors can make? As long as you hold out against them, you've got a much better chance of doing well?

>MESSAGE TO HOARDERS
>WE'RE GONNA COME FOR YOU

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GOVERNMENT SEIZING SUPPLIES

Holy fuck I'm gonna make so much money on the open tomorrow, can't wait.

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>Price gougers are gonna get their doors kicked down
lmfao

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if you don't sell shortly after open it'll come back up

>TFW all these normies are dumping equity, making blue chip stocks dirt cheap.
When will they learn.

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Imagine if BOJ falls due to Nikkei taking it up the ass by returning to pre 2010 levels.
They own like 50% of the stock market there.
I wonder what the hell repercussions from something like that even are. Would it be like the fall of the Soviet Union or what?

>sell the mask at the market price or we will take them from you
>still not martial law teehee

Should i buy quantus stonks or is it going to 0?ahhh

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>pence the only one who can speak correctly.

>If you buy two cans of soup instead of one, you will be sent to the Gulag.

What is going on with futures? Are they back up or did they break again? My internet being fucked at the moment is not helping

I wish I capped all bullcucks saying the bottom is 27k,26k...20k...18k.

limit down

SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networkinging gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, and better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the semiconductor space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage, all responsibly managed via daily rebalancing to boot. SOXL aligns your economic interests with powerhouses like Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads.
In the last 7 years, SOXL has exploded over 42x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and ob
viously compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for the "pullback". Where we're going, fretting over a few dollars is meaningless. The deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

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>begging garbage hoarders for help with supplies

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Rimworld. After putting 300 hours in on a pirated version i finally broke down and bought it.

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What are they gonna do to him, bros?

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time for rationing and martial law
this didn't have to happen
but now it is happening

lol

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Does this apply to corporations I wonder?

should i pull the trigger and go all in on these

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Hmm I wonder how my $100 SPY 04/17 PUTS are gonna look tomorrow??

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Bros this isn't fun anymore

I'm afraid

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This. Every fucking pathetic green day this last month they come acting like its over & where are they now? Hiding like the bitch-ass pussies they are

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1929 Stock Market Recovery

"Wall Street lore and historical charts indicate that it took 25 years to recover from the stock market crash of 1929."

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>free market abolished
it's over

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BULLS
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

>WERE GONNA COME FOR YOU

HOLY SHIT ITS OVER

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They're going to parade him throughout the streets

This is some communist shit. I bought that stuff when I prepped in January. Fuck off from my stff.

>the anthem of THEMA
wtf is THEMA bros
is it SUPER FEMA?

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Same, so much bulltardation that deserves to be laughed at.

does this apply for normal soups or for luxury soups only?

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