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Now this is based.

Things aren't going to be the same after this, are they...

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Circuit time!

imagine trump or pence coughing

Will we ever hit the second level of circuit breaker?

inb4 Trumpie has a cure and he ushers in a new age of a bull run

We can only wonder the results of Post-Coronavirus America

>1 hour late

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Consequences will never be the same

it's over

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Hopefully not, the world has been in need of a good hard reset for years

Where the futures at?

>NZX down 5.24%
Futures will hit limit down with the first hour and we will have a circuit breaker on monday open

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When / How did you get started Anons?
Did you feel you started too late in life? What advice would you give yourself when you started.

100k cases in America by Friday
Pence infected
Paul infected
Romney infected
Mass graves in New York
I'm thinking DOW 10,000

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do you guys max out your tax-advantaged accounts and THEN fuck around with normal brokerage/taxable accounts - or what?

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based

What oil companies will go bankrupt? What oil companies will survive?

heh, should've went all in SDOW, kid

Friendly reminder that if the bottom isn't found soon, all your money is going to be worthless compared to food and ammo anyway.

World used to get rekt by epidemics and pandemics a lot in the past...

Ok so for everyonje wondering:
Futures open at 6pm EDT or in 20 minutes from this post. on trading view the chart is /es
Here is the countdown to the market open for various markets.
market24hclock.com/Trading-Hours
market24hclock.com/

Track which markets are open here.
And here's the current futures based upon close of business friday.

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Technically 1.25 hours late now.

Don't mess with options. Trade the indexes.

I can only imagine what’s being said behind closed doors

>THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=uX-h-b-OVtU&t=340s

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I thought futures opened at 5?

I fuck around IN my tax advantaged retirement account

Am I the only one who is enjoying the fall of the market even though it's killing my 401k?

15 bings.

I max out my tax free account with salary deductions, like everyone should

where the fuck is trump.

I'm starting to think that Pence might have tested positive and now they're frantically trying to figure out a way to even do this because literally everyone who's been at that podium has had contact with him. Who HASN'T been exposed?

PANIC

Aaaah I can't wait for my daily dose of economic collapse!

no, plenty of newfags in this thread are enjoying it because they're shortsighted and excited about making a few thousand dollars

>100k people watching Cuomo ramble on
>Trump an hour late
youtube.com/watch?v=RDqWkMFPOb0

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Futures open at 6pm EDT. FOREX opens at 5pm EDT sunday. This coincides with the open of the New Zealand trading.

Also let's just appreciate the fact that Trump is now 15 minutes late to his own delayed press conference that he delayed by a fucking hour.
At this rate Futures will open and every syllable of every stupid word out of his mouth will cause the fucking futures plummet.

No shale oil company will survive. Before Corona Chan they were taking on huge pile of debts and massively expanding production in face of steeper new well yield drops.

The data on tradingview is delayed. This is probably the best way to check the markets in real time. Regardless, thank you for letting the newfags know when futures open
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Did Trump kick the bucket?
Would that cause a bull market?

Checked and based

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They are absolutely sending out an intern

The bottom will be below 9,000 on the Dow, below 1000 on the S&P

What if Trump tested positive?

I imagine that's the only way to hit the 3rd circuit breaker before noon

>Implying money won't be worth more as people's stocks go to shit in terms of value

My $500 stays $500, while the boomer's retirement is shrinking before their very eyes

It's very entertaining. Unfortunately this time Thanos is real.

>every syllable of every stupid word out of his mouth will cause the fucking futures plummet.
Maybe that's his endgame.
He knows that every time he shows up on camera the markets try to commit a suicide, so he invests to inverse ETFs and then has a speech.

Things aren’t really different now. Study history...this has happened many times before, and yet life went on.

>The Greater Depression of the 21st century

There's a repo crisis that started last year, pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing do to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic.

Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.
We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food.

OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist black block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure...

Prepare yourselves for a lost decade.

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I'm just an idiot I guess. I'm not even playing the short sell game. I know I'm not smart enough to take advantage of it so I'm just watching the fire.

Based doctor.

Post your face when both pence and trump test positive

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started with bitcoins and shitcoins in 2017.
lesson one: take profit.
lesson 2: don't trust anyone but yourself. everybody else is selling something

I will continue to say this till the eoy, international trade is dead as a concept.

I just started working for the government 2 months ago, just graduated college.

I'm maxing out my 401k, making 90k as an engineer, and the best part is I haven't worked for like 2 weeks because of corona, and I wont work for at least 3 more.


I could not be comfier. I had like 2 paychecks go into my 401k, and now it's all going into this huge dropoff. There is a 0% chance I get laid off as a government worker, and I'm still getting paid.

Comfy. Hope this market crashes more.

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Me too Satan!

Kek

Okay doomer

I don't use tradingview.
I'm using thinkorswim and oanda

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You and me both Satan, three breakers tripped, no brakes on the rape train.

>My $500 stays $500
>daily fed injections for the last 2 weeks
look at this idiot

CHECKED
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motherfucking drumpf literally waiting for futures time WEW

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>I haven't worked for like 2 weeks because of corona, and I wont work for at least 3 more.
hella based

Based government worker

lmao imagine if he stepped in on the dot.

>trump still in the bathroom taking a giant mcdonalds shit after a hour and a half.

>0% chance I get laid off as a government worker

This is...not true

What trading software are you using?

Federal government worker*

Cuomo has spent the last hour practically begging Trump to become a communist czar of America and force factories to make shit and to take stakes in companies.

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Did things get better after SARS and Ebola? Granted I doubt they were on as large a scale as this.

wen do futures open

>Prepare yourselves for a lost decade.
NOOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ROARING TWENTIES AGAIN!

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Seeing three breakers trip in a day would definitely be something. Hopefully they hit so quickly the market closes in less than two hours.

man i absolutely hate government employees. When i rise into power you're all being fired and replaced with private institutions

6 EST

>Futures 5 min

Here we gooooooo
youtube.com/watch?v=dA1Hw-L96-4

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>0% chance I get laid off as a government worker
>Under Trump
I'm surprised you haven't already been fired like you should be.

you are doing it right. try getting into private sector after the crisis to maximize gains

>tfw Trump is actually waiting for futures to open

Are you guys ready for Trump vs Futures?
Who will win?

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Ok that's cool

God damnit basically a fucking shitcoin CEO

Why not. Drastic times call for drastic measures.

Its starting

2 MIN WARNING FOR TRUMP!!!!!

The peanut gallery

>romney out
>paul out
>pence out
The Democrats are one coof away from a Senate majority.

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>no trump
Oh boy

SARS wasn't even quarantined; it died off because it had pretty low infectiousness

Can we please just start putting this in OP? We have so many new frens and they ask literally every day.

TAN MAN IS ON

Trump about to speak. I wonder what the futures hold...

i know i was le memeing

Awww shit
5 minutes before future markets open and the press conference is finally beginning

LMAO HE WAS WAITING FOR FUTURES

It's totally fine.
We Millenials grew up in a shitty economy and overpriced housing, even simple jobs needed 5 years of experience and 10 diplomas etc..
I'm totally fine seeing this entire system go through a god damn reset and boomers getting fucked.
This is what the world gets for interrupting the natural market cycle and trying to prolong the inevitable crash. I can't wait to see real estate tank 70-80% as tons of foreclosed boomer houses end up in the auctions.

Good luck with that

Yeah, then I could be like the 60 year old contractors who I manage that wageslave under me and aren't being paid right now because the government is closed

TRUMP DUMP

red here we come!!

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FEMA man doesn't look so good

About fucking time you overgrown cheeto piece of trash

>talking about peru
YAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN

c-checked

Of course he was, his only goal over the last 4 weeks has been to poooooooooooooooooooooomp the stock market

Pence dont look so good.

CRASH THIS MARKET YOU FUCKING RETARD

mommy I don't feel so good

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love this image

Holy shit the FEMA guy looks nervous as fuck

3 MINUTES GENTLEMEN

THE CHINESE VIRUS

Will housing crash 70%?
I thought it would crash no more than 30%

Monday, two breakers tripped and -50%.

CHYNESE VIRUS
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> Leads with his strongest point
> Fucking kids in Peru
This is gon' be bad.

If he wanted to pump markets he should just stay silent.

Checced

He looks oranger with each passing day. That can't be healthy.

>Chinese Virus

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>chinese virus
yep confirmed red monday.

>The chink virus
>*looks at reporters*

yeah but he has dementia and is an idiot

>Took a vacation
>Couldnt trade the whole last month
>Just now back
>Missed all that interesting stuff
At least I got out just before the corona drop

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>"Unfortunately we will begin the process to move all American citizens into FEMA camps for their own safety."

>RAND PAUL

Actually based

1 minute until apocalypse

>Emperor Trump become real because Democrats demand it
H-honk???

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If we have to quarantine this much for how rapidly it spreads then, aren't we kind of fucked?

He literally looks like a clown, his face is caked in makeup, look how pale his eyes are compared to the rest of his face.

Do you think that they delayed it due to a coughing fit?

Yep, red here we come

> Has tears in eyes
> Looks like he's barely holding it together
This is what you want from FEMA

based. what sort of engineer? I am in manufacturing. i can only imagine how boring and bureaucratic the job must be, is that true?

FUTURES ARE OPEN!

AND WERE OPEN

SKYROCKET
CRASH CONFIRMED

Bullish?

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holding sqqq

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R3D

Trump thinks it's gonna skyrocket, lets see

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>IT'S GONNA SKYROCKET
Monday red confirmed, everyone will be "waiting" for this day.

OH NONONONONONONO BOBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>AS FEW NUMBER OF DEATHS AS POSSIBLE
Fucking shit its gonna be a blood bath innit?

FUTURES OH NO NO NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOLY FUCK LOOK AT IT GOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SKYROCKET
>ITS GONNA SKYROCKET
BUY BUY BUY

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DOWN WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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LIMIT DOWN

>5:59
>the economy is going to go way up guys!
not even subtle
Also
AHHHHHHHH

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LIMIT DOWN 20 SECONDS IN

-3.1% already
Holy shit

FUTURES ARE FREE FALLING

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIMIT BREAKER HERE WE COME

MY PUTS ARE PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNTTTTTTIIIIIINNNNNGGGG HHHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>National Guard activated to round citizens into FEMA concentration camps
Bearish

OH shit

ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING

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OH MY GAWWWWD IT'S RED IT'S RED

SELL SELL SELL SELL!

PULL YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANK!

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SP futures down to 2195 and DROPPING LIKE A FUCKING ROCK

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Fema guy does not look happy

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

-3% instantly. Bobo please.

Mechanical @ NASA, it's pretty based. Could def be boring though. Stay the fuck away from project management

WERE GOIN


DOWNNNNNNNNyoutube.com/watch?v=2o7dkC8XWJ4

SHUT IT DOWN

weee big prediction line go down

we'll be green futures before market opens, mark my words

He sounds super Presidential, bros

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youtube.com/watch?v=ypHZ_iKBcoo
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Actually was expecting a circuit break

FUTURES LOOKING GOOD BEARBROS

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BLOOD
RED

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Why away from PM?

heh
nothing personnel, kids

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OK start but this needs to get to -15% during trading hours before I can cum

monday is going to be red as fuck

my sqqq shares are going to EAT

>bought at $23

NOOOOO I JUST BOUGHT THE BOTTOM FUUUUUUUCKKKK

>Californian requested state of emergency
>NYC too
lmfao, RED

OIL -8% HAHAHA YES MY 3/27 WTI PUTS ARE GONNA PRINT

Bobo NO

NOOO HOW CAN IT BE RED??? REDDIT TOLD ME OTHERWISE

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>180+ posts & only post 1 from a tripfag
We won guys

LIMIT DOWN

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Ok I didn't think it would be this red this fast.

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OHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHG
youtu.be/Jc0r5ilDiXw?t=13

>dow is going to open below 18,000 on Monday

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LET'S HIT THOSE BREAKERS BOYS

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>emergency hospitals
this is actually bullish

"The FEMA and the national guard has been activated to fight the virus."

uhhh
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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based

How are you going to describe the Black March of 2020 to your grandkids, boys?

>MERCY

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FEMA CAMPS CONFIRMED

Just boring as fuck from what I've seen. But also very comfy, I mean all you do is go to meetings and say yes or no all day

>FUTURES APPROACH 17K

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Christ.
So for reference we closed at 2304 on friday. Futures just opened at 2185 and are DROPPING LIKE A FUCKING ROCK.

Oil at 21$. Holy shit.

...

WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN ON TUESDAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>National guard units being deployed

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>NASDAQ falling faster than the DOW or S&P
>Despite being ahead of both of them for most of last week
I don't like this

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>NOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN ON MONDAY SINCE FRIDAY WAS RED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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LAST TIME LIMIT DOWN WAS IN 20 MINUTES
THIS TIME ITS ALMOST REACHED IT IN 5 MINUTES

extremely

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What are the differences between a mutual index fund and a none-leveraged ETF index fund? In terms of risk are they the same, other than the ETF can be traded throughout the day and the mutual fund can only be traded at the COB NAV value?

>17k
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Wow US will actually have hospitals now

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MONDAY WILL BE A BLOOD BATH

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>limit down in less than 5 minutes

Fuck yeah.

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Did we already circuit break?

Who's this cunt looking like he's about to break down into tears lmao

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>futures halted not even 4 minutes in
wew lads...

WHY DID IT STOP

nice. yeah I'm 8 yrs into my line of work and PMing sounds bush league. i love going out into the field at factories and fixing shit. PMs just sittin around looking at Excel all day. flip side is yes they probably do make more than me

no way. options can be much safer for beginning traders with low capital, provided they study the strategies first

HE SAID IT. NYC IS GETTING FEMA'D

IT KEEPS FALLING

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DID THEY ALREADY HALT FUTURES?

With no vote from the Senate which was expected to pass today as late as 4pm? Mmmno.

>MFW I have UVXY calls and SPY puts

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>NATIONAL GUARD
>FEMA

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I HOPE YOU BROS DIDN'T MISS THE BOTTOM LAST WEEK

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CORRECTION LIMIT DOWN IN 4 MINUTES

WHERE THE BULLS AT

Tripfags were all retarded bulls. They capitulated.

Breakers in 5 minutes

what are you guys using to track futures? investing.com started blocking ad blockers

US actually has one of the highest ICU per capita

EXPONENTIAL GROWTH

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

BOBO
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>We are rounding up citizens we believe are the highest risk for transmitting the virus.
>They will be placed in camps monitored by two US deployments

What did the President mean by this?

SQQQ bros where you at

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GOD DAMN WHY DID I HEDGE FOR FRIDAY I COULD HAVE HAVE ANOTHER 6K IN PUTS

OOAAAAOOOAAAOOOAAAOOOAAA

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I'M BUYING THE DI-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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LIMIT DOWN AAAAAAAAAA

SURGIGAL GOWNS
>SURGIGAL GOWNS
SURGIGAL GOWNS
>SURGIGAL GOWNS

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The market has to react to two days of exponential growth happening. Business and finance people are math illiterates that don't understand shit and payed their professors out of the only math class they took freshmen year.

Be a based engineer and reap the profits.

him, his wife, his 8 yr old girl and his 13 yr old boy all have corona

Holy shit the futures were open for 5 minutes.

Uh bullbros?????

Limit down 1st candle....

#####DOW FUTURES FIND STABLE SUPPORT LINE####
BEARS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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I thought the break was at -5%

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surgigal gown :DDDD

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>DAX -5%
my 30k x20 leverage bet. my fucking dick right now

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WHEN IS IT GOING BACK OPEN AGAIN

WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
>WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
>WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
>WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
>WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
>WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?

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>He said stocks go up

Say it again bullfag,I want to hear you say it.

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AAAAAAAAAAA

GET AGENT ORANGE OFF THE STAGE

WE NEED A PENCE PUUUUMMMPPP!!!!

(I want to DCA down on my SDOW)

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Did he really just say
>FACIALS
?

BOBO IN DA HOUSE

>privately owned
Wow those people dying on the street will be very happy that somebody owns ICUs

Unemployment is going to go through the roof because businesses aren't profitable and can't stay up even for a week when the economy grinds to a halt.
There's going to be layoffs up the ass this year.
Real estate is going to fall like a brick because there are no buyers due to so many people getting financially ruined.
Then there's the fact that the moment rates go up, anyone who has debt is going to be unable to cope with it. Boomers have refinanced the shit out of their homes and depend on the price always going up. Which it won't.
Real estate is absolutely and royally ruined when it starts coming down.
30% drop is nothing. We will see 70% drops at the bottom. It's just going to take a while to get there. Give it 3 years and we'll see ridiculously cheap homes.

Holy fuck

wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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WE WILL NOT SEE THE BOTTOM UNTIL THE ARMY IS DEPLOYED NATIONWIDE AND WE SEE MASS PROTESTS FROM AMERICANS WHO DONT WANT TO STAY INSIDE

>>NATIONAL GUARD
>>FEMA
NYC is going to be a war zone

I did too, maybe futures go off the VIX?

What app is this? Is that real time?

Well that was fun.

WE
ARE
FUCKED

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Jesus, USDCAD is skyrocketing.

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How are my bobros doing 2night?

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If you're not long long term and short short term I don't know what the hell you're doing.

If people don't buy again, tomorrow morning.

Works on my machine

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>mfw I shorted ALL indexes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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aaaaaaaaaaaaand its gone. thanks for playing bullcucks

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I didn't buy SQQQ on friday

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I hope one of the journos tells him about the futures lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=5ojedxpk2G8

THERE IS GONNA BE NO BULLS LEFT ROFLMAO

Trump will turn the country communist and we will have a communist vs capitalist showdown with capitalist China

Picking up that 180p 5/15 SPY EOD friday looking like a good but gentlemen, should be able to pull a few hundred out of it, then wait for the fake and gay stimulus pump

AAAAAAAAA
WRONG PIC!!!

GET THE RETARD OFF THE STAGE
SAVE US PRESIDENT PENCE!!!

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HALTED
>ITS OVER
HALTED
>ITS OVER
HALTED
>ITS OVER
HALTED
>ITS OVER
HALTED
>ITS OVER
HALTED
>ITS OVER
HALTED
>ITS OVER

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Tomorrow morning

TTTTTTHHHAANKS FOR CHEAPIES

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I sold SQQQ on friday

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Tradingview.
SPX500USD is realtime

Congratulations user. I didn't have much to put in, but I was all in on puts too. I knew the numbers were going to skyrocket with all the new testing and people would panic.

>tfw didn't buy SRTY at 40 on Friday and instead bought at 49.7

Could have made 600+ dollars lad

Until the growth stops every Monday is red, so many dumb dumbs

Dude, you're fucking rich. Please put most of this into cash and then buy ETFs with it... please.... dont gamble with all your profits

And inshallah! DOW will never fall below 900 ever again!

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bzzzzzt. Somebody unplug it and plug it back in again.

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WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T WE LIMIT DOWN?

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alright boys buy Honeywell BUYBUYBUY

I start loading calls when there is not a single bullcuck in /smg/

you're not making any real money on sqqq anyway

Wtfff whyyyy
T. Leaf waiting to invest in US equities

Based.

My shorts are only there so I can buy more JNJ, KO, PEP, BRKB all the way down to the bottom.

Futures don’t get halted, they get limit down.

lmao futures already halted?