/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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FUD

SDOW calls to the moon

WHEN DOES DOW FUTURES OPEN YOU TOLD ME IT WAS GOING TO OPEN SOON BIZ, WHERE IS MY OPEN

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fuck tripfags

Just give it to me straight Yas Forums, what do i need to buy to maximize profit off of this situation

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The bottom is 1700 S&P

>Delayed stim package
Yup, we going deep red boys

Economists are predicting 18 months of disruption. Guess it's time for the socialist revolution.

Pence will have coronavirus
Rand Paul has coronavirus
50 state lockdown by EoM
100,000 American cases by EoW
DOW 10,000

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I preferred the Dandy Lion

short oil

10x margin SDOW

We sure do go through these quickly these days...
Used to be the thread from friday night would still be active all the way until the opening of the futures and New zealand market.
Hey start including the market clock in the general post in the future.
market24hclock.com/#_
It'll let the new kids know when and what market is open.

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This virus is going to be fantastic for the economy. All those Tyrones and Shaquitas that HR drones hired cuz muh diversity? Gone. Businesses use the virus as the excuse to lay everybody off and when the smoke clears Tyrone and Shaquita never make back on the payroll. Profit

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Buy low sell high :^)

How the fuck do you guys do this for a living when the market isn't shitting the bed? If it weren't for TVIX moving at $100 an hour I wouldn't be making shit.

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All right, lads, serious question: do any of you actually expect "the market" to recover from this?
At the very least, have you diversified into cash/PMs/crypto/land?
There's a lot of talk about where all of this is headed, and not much of it is optimistic.

The forbidden technique

>MONDAY

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In an hour and a half or 6pm EDT.
Just calm down. You're not going to see too much on a sunday afternoon. It's turning to mostly forex trading for the next few hours. Which is fun as shit to get in on. It takes very little and you can make a small killing.

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""""5"""" minutes until the president speaks
youtube.com/watch?v=2HotAd5fC8U

>9 months
>emergency stops right after the election

What a coincidence.

Are futures open yet?

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calls on biotech companies

The market will eventually recover but it might take a literal decade to get back to 30,000. Anyone bagholding shit they bought in January is a literal retard who deserves to lose money. That said, we're at least halfway down, so start buying cheapies.

Forex trading gives you plenty to work with. If you get into day trading (You need at least 25K to do so) then you begin having afternoon and morning sessions you work hard and then relax until other markets begin opening. But forex is a constant game you can play if you want to work the full breadth of the market.

There will probably be a lot of people who want to continue business as usual, but there will also probably be a gigantic push for robotic manufacturers in the USA.

you wish

THREADLY REMINDER:

-50% GDP DROP FOR Q2
30% UNEMPLOYMENT

IT MIGHT BE FUCKING OVER BOYS

>S&P index at 1700
>Putting £20,000 into an accumulated S&P total market index
>Watch it go to the moon after the recovery.
What a time to be alive lads.

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I might look at that to. It's not looking like I'm cut out for stonks.

>THREE MINUTES UNTIL TRUMP SPEAKS
youtube.com/watch?v=2HotAd5fC8U

6pm EDT.
New Zealands market is about to open as well.
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Look out for companies producing anything corona related.
Mainly for drug treatments and so forth.

Scan outlets of info and etc and see who's doing what in terms of new treatments/ vaccinations. You'll earn plenty by doing this

I wish you lads well.

If the virus is around long enough robots will be forced in to take over everything. It will be a good thing though as we wont need China to produce everything then. We just have robots in Pennsylvania or Nevada pump out everything.

>You're not going to see too much on a sunday afternoon.

M-monday it is

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I think your problem is strategy and you're getting caught up in the threads flow which adds to nervousness.
How are your fundamentals on the stock market and entry and exit strategies?

Dude the VIX is pretty much maxed out in my opinion, most of us here are making money on SPY puts, and puts on other stuff like foreign countries like Japan, Italy, India, any European country at this point really, and companies like Apple and Disney, money can be made in both directions too, you just have to time it right.

Likewise. Hope we all make it. Unfortunately I never got around to buying firearms so hopefully it doesn't get too bad.

Why do stock exchanges close? Why can't I trade on Sundays?

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>Massive Unemployment, your family calls you for financial support
>High crime rate, you get robbed
>Stocks never rise, you find yourself jobless and poor
>The socialist protests begin, you sell what you can
>You find yourself on the street

Honestly, if you have no investing experience put everything into a S&P500 accumulated index fund. You've got around 6-12 months max to make a move on this. Once you've put it in there, forget about it and let compounding do it's things.

If you have a job, put a standing order to add to the pot over time. Profit in 30-40 years.

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>"MUH ORANGE"

traders need time off too user

If it gets to that point, we're all boned anyway.

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Probably the only good advice this board will ever give you.
Only thing better would be to diversify and look for other broad based index funds to invest into.

Because people want to go home and go to bed. There's no good reason for the exchanges to be open 24/7. Use the down time to read and study and go over the market reports for the past week. This also gives you a hell of an opportunity to set up your strategy for the coming week.

because its not crypto which is open every day. you made your choice

What will they call this? The Corona Crash? Great Depression II?

I usually buy when a candle's body is above the SMA line and sell when a candles body is below it. I also take into consideration the meme resistance and support lines. I actually don't watch the thread while I'm holding stonks. I think whats fucking me over is I am quick to cut my losses when it looks like it's going below were I bough it

I don't hold it expecting it to go up. I buy it when it drops to $400 then sell it at $600.

When does the liar in chief talk again.

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>thinking anything resembling modern civilization will be around in 30-40 years

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So what are the chances that Trump will halt stock trading? Asking for a friend.

user, the only way to cure you is if i suck the corona out through your penis

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Any thoughts on what happens Monday?

The Big One

Literally any minute. It was scheduled to start at 4:30pm EDT. As usual he's late

SWPPX,SWTSX,SWISX + 12 stocks

Trump's Dumps.

FTSE 100 is hilariously undervalued at the moment, so might be worth putting 25-30% into there. With perhaps 10% into US treasury bonds However for long term gains, you can't beat the American economy. Just a powerhouse.

big line go down

Looking at UUP... Any ideas as to where it'll go?

Is 'normal' life officially over? Are things never going back to the way they were?

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If they manage to pass the trillion dollar stimulus you might see a modest bump and then a big, big dump later this week.

Expecting people to wait 30-40 years for Profit when people have the attention span of goldfish nowadays kek

You're not wrong but most people are to short sighted for that.

So what has /smg/ done with their ETFs?
I'm about 3k+ down on my ETFs and didnt set up a stop loss.
Did you keep yours? Did you stop loss like a smart monkey? Did you sell at a loss and hope to get good gains when the market goes down?
Is it already too late to pull out?

....This fuckers gonna be late to his own funeral won't he?

Senate will fail to reach a deal by Monday. Stimulus won't pass until late this week if at all.

Blood red market

They better pass it. I want my 2400 bucks

>Not understanding how an index fund works

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Expecting the next 30-40 years to replicate the post-war era is equally as foolish.

1945 - 2020 will be considered a relative golden age of humanity compared to what is coming next. Corona is just the beginning. You will not retire.

> Trump speech delayed to 5pm
> Going to still be going when futures open
Fantastic

I put 20k in last week. Bought the wrong dip. Feels bad

>Parents retired
>Work in software and can work from home
>Big company in health care
Probably safe, for now.

>stocks
>the economy
>making just enough money to not get the Trumpbux, but not enough that I don't care about getting an extra thousand bucks or so

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>Profit in 30-40 years.
>Dude just work and be frugal 30-40 years
Didnt this crash just show you the idiots who hodl for decades dont end up all that well. They end up losing a lot of their progress.

>The same retarded shit was spouted during the cold war.
Invest in what you want to lad, it's a free market.

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If I think food prices are going to moon, are food commodity ETF's a good way to buy food futures?

Can I into food commodity future options if I am a brainlet?

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>10 million views for a video of a guy walking around in big shoes
>11k views for the president's announcement of a national quarantine

More likely time line is Senate reaching a deal, the house jews refusing to vote on it, then proceeding to send their own second bill to the senate which will then be shelved in retaliation.

It might be the worst day yet.

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futures when in hours and minutes?

better to get the limit down out of your system early

and its just the beginning lad

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1 hour 21 minutes

Isn't it also streamed on all news channels and on TV?

Too late to pull out, i'll just suck it up and buy more in 1/2 months.

>another ~14k infected in US
>circuit breaker open
>double digit drop within an hour of open
>single digit drop on close after trump calls a reported stupid at press conference

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youtube.com/watch?v=a2cRhwZawQk

"I am the governor and youuuu obeyyyy!" xD

Nobody watches the actual conferences and stuff. They watch the funny news mans coverage on it.

What's "food"?
Staple grains? Soi beans?

Ugh I can only get so hard guys

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cholera_outbreaks_and_pandemics
Return the norm.

>trump walks out on stage, 30 mins late
>face is tomato red, sweat visible
>coughs once, falls while walking
>audible but low pained scream cut off as stream turns off

Oh fug the quality of corona chan art is getting good.

Unironically yes. This is a 9/11 level event and shit has never been the same since then either. We are dealing with a generational shift of social consciousness.

post the video of the big shoes

youtube.com/watch?v=AiGKBNGlzHo

this

Ok while waiting for the next foot bullet session let me bring a few things to the new kids attention.
First off: Glad to have you all here. Hope you learn investing fundamentals.
Alright so the thing you have to know is that trading kicks off at 5pm EDT on sundays. That is when the New Zealand exchange opens. Which will be within half an hour. Every 2 or so hours another market will come on and begin trading. An hour into New Zealand trading, the Chicago Mercantile exchange opens for futures trading, then as the night goes on, other forms of trading come online as well.
Attached is the current countdown clock.
Forex markets run 24 hours a day 5 days a week. They tend to be the baseline of how the money markets are doing, which helps determine the overall strength or weakness of a specified currency.
So, keep in mind that trading starts at 5pm on Sunday and runs almost continuously on one market or another until 9pm Friday.
Ok! Enjoy your trading week!

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how the fuck does this guy have so much fucking money to throw around?
seriously
as a poorfag, I dont fucking get it

Thread theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=cmQwL6qiByo

Corn, onions, wheat

wait they aren't even running
that video sucks lol
I agree with you that it shouldn't have 10M views

Yes.

I wish/hope that happens.
The shitshow following that would be hilarious.

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I stopped listening to him years ago when he began consistently getting his market fundamentals wrong. I gave him a literal minute and I see nothing has changed. He didn't understand liquidity and made the same fucking mistake as sean hannity did a fucking week ago.

No bullshit but in my state there is 99 cases now but just 3 have died. All 3 were older people with underlying issues. The good part is that the county where most of my and my Wife's family live is virus free at the moment. There is just 1 case in the county we live in.

>#1 trending video during a pandemic is a large group of people running a marathon
LMAO WE ARE FUCKED

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WHO'S READY FOR THERE PUTS TO PRINT TOMORROW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

So how's tomorrow gonna be?

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>It's not looking like I'm cut out for stonks.
Uh forex is harder to trade than stocks. Fair warning. If you thought the difference between what it seems like the market ought to be doing vs what it is actually doing, forex is even worse. This is why it's so TA heavy.

>confirmed cases

Italy is kill and will take the Euro with it.
Which currency to escape to?

SELL $GILD SELL SELL SELLL
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Unironically hoping for some bulltard suicides

there will not be a tomorrow

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>coughs directly into mic
>wheezes
>coughs again into mic
>"Chyna...uh the virus.....the stock market"
>hacks up glob of blood

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There's only been like 12-18 confirmed cases in my state, but my city is also the only one testing, shits going to kick off in the next 2 weeks I'm willing to bet on it

Whats really going to happen...
>Trump walks on stage
>*War Pigs Playing*
>Bat in hand
>"I, The Greatest President in the History of President's, Am declaring war on this Chinese Virus
>*Bites bats head of with blood spewing unto CNNcucks
Greenest monday you've ever seen

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or they finally make eurobonds and euro is saved forever.

is VOO a good one or are there better?

Based

It will soon open and I want to know how much will it recover and if not at all I'm officially in for an observation of the masses as of why do they think 2 trillion is not enough to keep spx from tanking. Since the biggest movers are the institutional holders, they are practically going to lend to the US Treasury to keep their other assets growing. Finance is a beauty, especially when run on a such large scale. Buy the dip. This is the way.

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