Holy mother of sweet fucking Jesus god

China probably had 20k+ new cases today. Chinks will always hide how bad things really are.

'murica, fuck yeah!

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Stop the blasphemy loser.

I warned everyone burgerland will be above 100k cases mid next week.

The monetary system may not survive.

They probably had 0 cases because they created it and they know how to handle it

YEAH USA #1! USA! USA! USA!

I pray every day for america to get retribution.
It seems my prayers are being answered every day.

A-are the boomers really all gonna die? I don't care for the rest of em but I fear for my folks.

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The benefits of having an authoritarian government is they shut the shit down real fucking quick. In the west people are told to quarantine and nobody gives a fuck. Beaches are packed, shops are full, bars are full... Freedom is nice but also gives you the freedom to be a fucking retard.

Ah well, more neet bux for us I guess.

Whoever you are the Americans who fucked you over are most likely Connecticut elites like the Bush family. I can assure you no deep state allies will be harmed in the making of this happening.

More tests would reveal more non-critical cases, as only hypochondriacs and people with actual symptoms are diagnosed, implying a lower fatality rate

yes please, and stay there

Are you talking about the L and S-strains?

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If you can't get to the handle of the hammer, you might as well melt the head.

Literally fake news. No bars are full no shops are full. Another subhuman europoor seething cope.

Dios mio...

I fucking hope so

Real men don't compromise. THEY COPE

Fuck off commie. It's only spreading like crazy in NYC which everyone knows is a shithole. Everywhere else is coming under control fast.

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Isn't New York about the only place that's doing proper testing?

New York is the only place that matters in america when it comes to finance.
Yes they're the only ones doing the testing.
Even if you paid me, I wouldn't go where this retard lives.
I don't go to irrelevant shitholes.

New York is the only place that needs to. CA is doing about half the number of tests. If it was just test, you'd expect CA to have 50% the cases instead of 10% of NYC. Everyone in the West drives and theres a lot more space, hardly anyone lives in apartments. NYC people live like cockroaches so the virus is spreading through the ventilation systems and the subways.

As bad as corona gets it won't melt the American hammer. It'll mostly kill olds and sicks. It's likely all to the benefit of the handle in the first place. Working people across the world and races and creed are all in the same boat, unfortunately.

yup, people seem to be overlooking this basic fact.

If CA had been testing all along we'd be a world leader on our own. Thousands and thousands of people travel between the Bay Area and Asia every. Single. Day. Especially China. Not to mention all the tonnes of cargo.

The last deadly it seems the less they can blame the financial meltdown on it.

The benefit of authoritarianism is lying.

I've got it lol

ANGELA MERKEL IS IN QUARANTINE, HER DOCTOR TESTED POSITIVE
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-22/merkel-in-quarantine-at-home-after-contact-with-infected-doctor

Merkel is 65 and in dubious health.

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Oh it's just NYC
just the biggest city in the US, the center of the global economy, that place where all the wealthy and powerful people gather
they just need to quarantine that for a year or so, no big deal

Aww you can lmk where the other states are at in a month buddy

Don't know about where you live but in London there are long af queues in shops full of panic buying cunts. All the fucking city dwellers are rushing to small towns on their quarantine "holidays". Beaches and parks have too many fucking people, when they should be sitting in their fucking homes. Pubs were packed until they were ordered to close a couple of days ago... Like do you not see the problem here? Despite them being told to stay the fuck home a month ago, too many people just don't give a fuck.

What the fuck does this have to do with anything I said. Or communism... The Yas Forums brain rot is the real pandemic. No shit it's spreading more in the most densely populated and traffic heavy part of the US.
>nyc is a shithole
Yeh nigga, let's see your bumfuck nowhere flyover states cope when all those Cali and NY ports close and the sates go into complete lockdown. You fucks wouldn't survive long without government gibs generated by these libtard shitholes you hate so much.

Biches n money stackin that cash hoe niggas with ass fugin fiting for freedom tho

>Look at the spring breakers during this pandemic

Bullish.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHO CARES IF ALL THE BOOMERS DIE
MY STARBUCKS JOB IS MORE IMPORTANT

how much of a larp is that thread? I read that screen cap this morning & it sounded plausible but I'm a low iq brainlet - any big brained 120 iq virology chads care to provide analysis?

Can't wait for the "tremendous job" cope tomorrow.

>hospitals in America running out of money to pay their staff and buy resources

npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/03/21/819207625/coronavirus-threatens-rural-hospitals-already-at-the-financial-brink

Is this good

nothingburger

America stronk

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F

elong must says there was 0 new cases so I believe it. we're also going to have it solved by the end of april.

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>man with billions of investments said all is well
>thinkingtiktokegirl

>Believing anything this absolute hack says.
I don't think the is a single celebrity I hate more than this guy.

Am I the only one who doesn't give a shit about how many cases there are as long as the death rate is low compared to the number of cases?
Yes, I realize Corona-chan can leave lasting effects even if you survive her. But still.

Imagine thinking that the Chinese numbers are real.

Sneaky Elon. He knows that 100% infection rate means no new cases.

his company already started making ventilators I think he is taking it seriously

>government gibs generated by these libtard shitholes you hate so much.
I didn't realize that food and manufactured goods all came from libtard shitholes. I thought they came from rural areas and the Rust Belt which are loaded with "deplorables."