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Reminder that Eizouken is Yas Forums kino and many of you here would probably enjoy it

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Are we still up for a Red Monday?

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If I had gone full bear a week earlier, my puts would have been so much cheaper

I'm still holding my puts from last Thursday, show me the red tomorrow!

Even if they fake and gay pump this shit green as hell, i'm just buying more puts

Yup.

so how does this shake out perceptually

New York, a non swing perma-blue state is going to be our epicenter it looks like. Will Trump start playing the blame game and mention how well other states are doing yet?

We are in for the hardest bounce of your life +15% EOW

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Tonight after 5pm will be the indication.
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This will tell you which markets are open and which stocks you should watch to determine how the futures:
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Will perform once the CME opens at around 7pm for the weeks trading.
Right now we've had a weekend of bad news plus a few other states going on lockdown. Further a few other countries have quarantined and air traffic was even stopped for a bit. The only good news was some testing kit being released that gives results in 45 minutes.

Cuomo literally said on TV that he's expecting the New York lockdown to go on for 9 months, there's been no good news and nothing but bad news. If this shit doesn't go down on Monday the jobs reports on Thursday will send it into freefall.

I really wonder what people will think if certain states are relatively unscathed and others tank. Will that be applied to Trump in any way? Will swing voters care about other states by November?

Damnit, looks like Pelosi is stalling on getting the "check" bill passed. They're trying to get it done today. I was looking forward to 2400 extra bucks in April. (I'm married). I was counting on a large part of that to pay myself back.

fine men, what is your point of entry and a buy signal? I am waiting for somethign but I dont know yet

>BREAKING: Merkel announces ban on meetings of over 2 people to fight coronavirus in Germany
What..? How the fuck is that suppose to work?

looks like a cool show

>9 months
That's dumb and Fredo is a bad news man.

that sounds fucking retarded. source?

based, this guy probably as some heavy OTM puts in his inventory

>tfw your government reduces max meeting size to less than one and you have to disembowel yourself to achieve adequate social distancing
sasuga

Is tomorrow the big day? Or is it Tuesday?

its to prevent mass gatherings

DIS @ $50 soon?

She said it live but AFP just tweeted it

twitter.com/AFP/status/1241768017433964547

>But it's priced in. The only thing not priced in is the new stimulus they announce every day. Two trillion today! Ten trillion by next week. Whatever it takes, PUMP IT JEROME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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translate the webpage ist german

It's basically a nationwide shutdown with a full curfew being imposed to boot. Obviously families or people living together are exempt, but Germany's basically going into full lockdown mode. Expect the DAX to dip

where can I find the updated graph?

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Sub $25 oil was my initial green light to start forming a position. For equities i want to see a legit buy signal on the s&p on my ta stuff.

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why does smg have always the best pics?
it's true, just said on a conference today a few hours ago
t. gercuck

Where's all the groceries?

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Fake panic to extract equity from retired boomers to 150IQ zoomers (110 IQ zoomers if they're impatient.)
Gonna be a pretty red week this week still.

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Yeah but what if a dad and mom walks their kid because they need to get some shit, will they get jumped by cops and fined? Kek'd

When the ravagers come less frequently
When dogs are safe to approach
When the smoke is less acrid
When there are more than 3 cans in your ration box
HODL

BREAKING: Pelosi signals disagreement on massive relief package

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While you look at the explosion in new york of cases.

It's important to look at what is not happening elsewhere.

This is a mental block many have. Seeing one confirmation signal and ignoring all the signals telling you the opposite.

There is incompatibility between general predictions and what is actually happening in USA case wise.

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looks like my 30k x20 leverage bet might work out

Luck, pure luck. Lets see if we time the bottom right.

Most people who say "It's priced in" don't actually know how to determine that.
Funny enough, when pressed on it, the people making the claim cannot even describe what equation they use to determine "Priced in"

Also waiting on that forex action tonight.

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Fuck her. I want my 2400 bucks in April damnit.

This looks dire

>will they get jumped by cops and fined?
they won't because it excludes families

I'm trying to figure out what commodotity stocks to buy at the bottom (thinking around SPY 180 is safe~)
I dont want mining companies, because their exposure to the market hurts them overall
GLD, SLV, IAU, X, USL?
Thoughts/recommendations?

It's an easy modeling exercise

Take Italy, New York, etc.

Now ignore everything you've seen except those coronavirus events

Now imagine what the world looks like, only including those cities/areas in your projections.

Now look at what is really happening.

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Latest one I have. The 1929 trajectory looks different because the starting point was shifted forward a bit to more align with 2020

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>30k x20 leverage bet
absolute madman

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It is so incredibly obvious what is happening, what will happen, and in what timeframe.

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Crypto will pump first and then drop unbelievably hard

thanks

First time in my life I have a steady job (the virus wont stop it), saving money, paid off debts, and recently thought to myself, "I should start investing!"

Then all this volatility and crashing happened. OK Yas Forums I have nothing in the stock market right now. Literally starting from scratch. I should wait this out some more, right? Wait for it to bottom out and then buy in for long term investing yeah?

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>comparing crisis that have nothing in common
For what purpose?

Crypto trades 24/7.

buy buy buy and hold

Better to leave some profits on the table than baghold for 2 years

No states are relatively unscathed unless everyone is staying in.

We have a choice. Dead boomers or a good economy.

It becomes obvious that, due to the boomers being the ruling class, they have chosen their safety over the economy.

Let's see how that pays off

Ah okay. Still though, not more than two people.. I wonder how they will enforce it

Almost every state is unscathed right now.

NICE

don't you have more images of that guy? if you have to keep posting him at least post more than the same two images, please.

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>they placed dots in the two National Parks in northern Yukon that are hundreds of kilometers from the nearest community

lmao, it's probably a climate based model, and the parks have permanent weather-recording stations but pretty rediculous

Start now!. You can always dollar cost average if it shits more. On the other hand if it goes up your missing out on gains. Your getting a damn good deal now.

S&P 1700
Going in before that +/-99 range is a no go for me.

In exponential problems. It's about how that doubling time is doing. Not anything else.

100 cases is meaningless if it is not growing to 2000

It's not a "how bad is it" problem. It's a criticality problem. If it doesn't go critical you have no problem.

Unironically just DCA or lump sum can't go wrong now, you could even go 100% stocks if you think you won't need money soon.

um, why? do you seriously think we bottomed lmao?

But if she fucks it up your loosing out on getting a fat wad from the govt.

Buy a gun and shoot yourself with it

For instance a city gaining 100 cases a day for the next month, would not be a problem, because it is not going exponential. While someone looking at that would see doom and gloom using basic human psychology.

A steady death rate or infection rate is a positive sign.

How long do russia/saudi keep up pricewar?

Monday's puts will more than make up for it

I'm gonna get next to nothing

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so basically most non exponential locations

- have better weather each day for lowering R0
- have drastically different social behavior and most cancelled public events or reduced them

Whatever the R0 was before it wasn't high enough to lead to quick doubling, and it's lower now and growing lower each day due to season.

The North East is our vulnerable location right now due to seasonality, behavior, and density. You can extrapolate NYC to Miami and say Miami is just 3 weeks behind. It's likely Miami will never experience R0 like NYC until november+

In our ICU theres a couple if mid 20s with bad pneumonias from the covid. This shit would have definitely killed oldly moldy.

based

When SPX breaks 1800, that's when I'm very slowly going to start DCAing back in.

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Fed's Bullard has gone on record saying that it's not a recession, it's an investment in public health, so now they're blaming the crash entirely on the virus. Also said they need to print enough money to cover all lost wages and business income. And he thinks that will actually work. Is there any hope left at this point?

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These are the types of people I think of when someone here speculates on oil and gas.

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>it only drops to 1850

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lol

The other factor to understand is just like after Italy hit a critical exponential number, it started to export cases at the same exponential rate.

New york will then be exporting cases all over USA, it's important to realize that these are not necessarily signs of community spread.

If a mass spread event happens. The week after actually has more spread due to infected spreading to untouched close contacts afterwards. So a big event will likely show signs of community spread afterwards in terms of infections even if non-organic.

For instance Thailand had a kickboxing event with mass spread, in which afterwards those infected family members would then be infected, showing community spread but probably non-sustainable without singular exceptional events.

Same with Malaysia and a packed muslim gathering featuring lots of international travelers.

This will also be shown in new orleans due to Mardi Gras. With the event on the 25th, then close contact spread the week after, then a reduction in spread after this due to seasonality and natural reasoning.

For those interested, New Orleans, Louisiana over the next few weeks will show this out by not going exponential.

What puts do you guys hold?

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