Are you planning on fucking over your landlord Yas Forums?

>He actually paid money for a house to live in it
lol what a fag

Evictions won't go through courts until after the lockdown is lifted.

Many landlords won't get rent until well after the lockdown is lifted. Unless trumpbux are actually real lmao

Many mortages on rental properties won't get paid until even after that. The landlords that are using their tenates to pay their mortgages are going to get fucked hard, unless the federal government freezes mortgages payments.

What a ride

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They probably won't freeze mortgages for properties that aren't principal residences.
Prepare for foreclosure cheapies.

>he thinks ownership is even a thing since the '30s

Everyone out of work is going to get at least 6 weeks of full pay unemployment. On top of the 1-1.2k everyone is getting.

The only reason to not pay rent is if
A.)Your landlord is a piece of shit who doesn't maintain the property
B.) You're gonna use your free money+savings to make a down payment on a house, in which case fuck the rent and put that money toward the house.

What we do in south Africa if our black tenants don't pay, we hire a Nigerian to move into the same place. Nigerians are basically the niggers of niggers. If you want to fuck your landlord off just get a Nigerian to illegally move in when you leave. Nothing worse.

Same thing in spain

How about keeping the money you would use for rent for literally anything else? Seems like a good reason to me.

Because if you plan to stay in your current place, and you have enough gibs to pay rent, why would you strain your relationship with your landlord?

Personally I think landlords are the lowest of scum who contribute nothing to society and profit off the backs real working citizens who are only renting because faggots like your landlord caused the cost of housing to increase by 10x in the last 50 years while the average wage has increased only ~5x.

But I have a landlord and my life is easier if I don't antagonize him uneccesarily.

Real question. I'm in a foreign country that I don't plan on returning to. I could tell my land lord, "yeah I'll be good for it once the pandemic is over", then just leave the country like I was gonna do anyway. Should I do this?

Great plan OP but what happens when in 3 months time you owe 3x rent?

Disgusting renting scum

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My landlord is a cunt, always hovering around, spying, real passive aggressive. The property management company lady is a nasty cunt too, made a bunch of snide comments about holding a renewal of a lease over my head, I'm glad to fuck them over. No relation to ruin. Was planning on moving soon anyways. Only concern is my credit but everyone will have these issues on their record soon.

Let the courts try to sort it out and get a judgement.

Yes, why not?

>3 months
This shit is lasting a year easy

You flush a bag of concrete down the toilet
You shit and push it down the sinks and drains
you kill a pig live on moving day and split it open in the living room creating a alter to satan.
If you live in a wooden house you release termites into walls before you leave.
If there is carpet you release flees into the carpet.
If there is a lawn you pour petrol onto the grass and on the flowers.
Put poster of cute anime girls on the walls with razerblades beneath the edges smeared in your shit so when the landlord tries to take them down he does injured and hopefully infected.

War on landlord parasite class when?

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Fuck you chapofag

>ITT a bunch of loser druggies and alcoholics discuss their anarchical tendencies because of their poor life decisions and lack of accountability

more r/chapotraphouse raid spam, this was top of their list a few days ago.

move along, nothing to see here but a bunch of delusional historical reenactors thinking gommunisms has a chance after it being the worst performing investment of the 20th century LMAAAOOOOOOO

Lmao

What a rich fantasy life you must lead, you numpty

fuck i wish i could get paid to move into a house

I may just be cool with the landlady. She always leaves me alone, I always pay on time. Repairs and concerns are answered promptly (she replaced my broken fridge within a day).
However, she does impose the max rent increase legally allowed every year. But I have a trump card on her: every single rent increase notification has been illegally served to me.

>every single rent increase notification has been illegally served to me.

Explain

In my state, texts and emails are not sufficient forms of delivering rent increases.
Not sure how it would hold up since I signed off on all of them and paid in full

>hold them at gunpoint and call the cops

Lmao, yeah this is totally great advice that won't backfire.

>I signed off on all of them and paid in full

Your LandPerson(tm) can afford better lawyers than you so good luck.

>""own"" a house
>stop paying land taxes
>the house that you ""own"" gets taken away

seriously? most of these just inflict pain on the people who move in after you

If you live in a double story unit just take a cow upstairs. They can only walk up stairs and can't walk down. It usually takes a crane to get them out.

or put a mattress in the swimming pool

>1.) Don't Pay
Your choice but you'll legally owe the money no matter where you go.
>2.) Flush a bag of cement down the toilet (On leaving day)
You don't get your deposit back and they'll probably slap you with more charges.
>3.) Split open a live pig in the living room
Ok just dumb.

yes of course; there's no alternative. Either this whole pandemic stops in a few months and you will have to pay up. And if it doesn't stop, landlords will send people to your house to come and break your bones while evicting you the old school way. My own situation is quite comfy, 500 EUR rent at parents, while everything else is being taken care off for me, what the fuck am I even doing in this thread.

>paying rent to your parents

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Seething landlord detected

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based

No, i'm just not a commie who doesn't want people to own things.

>mortgage
>landlords admitting they are overleveraged speculators who are about to get rekt

You get what you fucking deserve.

No one listen to OP’s advice. He’s just a malicious actor gunna get you evicted

Are you to retared to save up $50k and buy your own appartment? Fuck off FRFREFREEE I WANT FREEE SHIT cockroach

>Nigerians are basically the niggers of niggers.

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Would it be possible to renegotiate your rent price if the landlord is desperate to get the money since $400 now might be better than $600 2 months from now? Tell your landlord something like how you lost your job and can only afford to pay like 70% of the rent currently. They can't evict you so they are either gonna accept the offer or wait until it's all over which is probably gonna take some months plus the hassle of evicting someone is not worth the extra couple of hundred bucks.

Release a bunch of pharao ants and they have enjoyed their property for the longest time.

>I EXPECT WHATS DUE TO ME TO BE PAID....BUT I DON"T EXTEND MY OBLIGATIONS TO OTHERS
shalom

>2.) Flush a bag of cement down the toilet (On leaving day)
is there a way to do this without them catching you?

Don't be so sure. Errors of procedure can be a big deal. Depends on jurisdiction/local laws too, so it's not easy to tell right away.

It really depends. The more corporate and large the entity you are renting from, the less likely you will be able to negotiate, unless market rental rates are in fact going down. If you are with a smaller firm or mom and pop, that is well capitalized and you've been a good tenant, there is a good chance they will work to keep you on through a rough patch. You dont want an eviction on your record if you plan on renting again in the next 7 years and you dont want to live in the ghetto. Better to just tell them you are broke, need to leave your contract early, and move out voluntarily.
Im a small scale landlord, i build out my apartments so they are way above average in amenities, and then chage 20% below market rent, and mostly dont raise rents yearly. Ive worked to keep tenants on in the past, but at the end of the day, demand for my apartments is extremely high, and i have a literal waiting list of prospective tenants. If your landlord sucks, by all means leave, but dont shoot yourself in the foot to the possibility of finding a good one if you have an eviction on your record.

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Fuck some land lords. I would leave this up to discretion. If your service has been shit, DO NOT PAY THEM. I have seen a few responsive landlords, but mainly pieces of shit. Don't pay if you don't have to. Make them hurt a bit during this.

My one friend rented a house near his Uni where the landlord was a total piece of shit. Slow with fixing everything, the place was in a bad neighborhood, the door lock didn't work for a while. Some nigger at some point even got in through the door (because nigger landlord didn't fix yet) and was about to take my friend's stuff but then my friend's roommate saw him creeping around the house when he got home and the nigger ran out.

There was tons of other problems. The Landlord was so fat that you had to go to his BEDROOM if you wanted to see him. You literally had to make an appointment, go to his apartment building (much nicer than the places he owned and rented out), then some negro would take you to his room and you would talk to this fat nigger while he laid in his bed.

My friend and his roommates pissed all over the house and broke a bunch of shit and left trash everywhere on the last night before the lease ended. The fat nigger threatened to sue them for the cleaning bills/repair, but they said to him if any court heard how shitty his place was they would probably shut him down. He didn't do anything after that, because he knew it was true.

Cant evict if the govt says rent cant add up fuck landlords

Yeah I wouldn't worry about it,if anything happens to credit just talk to credit bureau and work out a deal for way cheaper

>ITT: niggers

I'm curious, what exactly is the legal situation for lasting "smell damage"? I imagine it's hard to prove or quantify.

Probably by putting very very little in at a time. But wherever the cement hardens will likely be in pretty close proximity to your apt. So if you went out like a jackass, they’d probably assume it was you

>takes a crane to get them out
That phrase...

lold

My lease is ending this month. I had agreed to pay a 2 months penalty for breaking it early. They have it writing. What are the chances I can simply not pay and get away with it? Additional info: this landlord was a scum.

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