Dude nobody in America is listening to the quarantine lmao

Dude nobody in America is listening to the quarantine lmao

> People out running errands
> going for daily jogs and walks (even though they have never done these before, they just have to do it because they're feeling so cooped up on Day 3 on quarantine)
> going to the grocery store to hang out
> some people playing tennis because they think it follows social distancing because they're far enough apart
> Zoomers out of high school roaming around outside my apartment in groups of five or more

We are so fucked. The only thing that's gonna make Americans listen to the government is literal military deployment on every street corner. And even then, there's like a 60% chance for that to end in crowds gathering to protest for MUH FREEDOM. Pandemic in our country is gonna last as long as in crapholes like India and Brazil because of this.

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freedom has its price

Yes but seeing the military crack down on these boomers and their wretched spawn will be awesome.

hey there cat man, do the cat dance.

>accelerating exponential rate of growth
congrats on this, seriously

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usa #1

THE TREE OF LIBERTY MUST REGULARLY BE WATERED WITH THE BLOOD OF MUTTS

DOG BLESS

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It actually is accelerating it imo.

Instead of sitting in offices, people are out jogging, huffing and puffing breathing on each other because normies cannot bear being physically isolated for more than 24 hours.

I cannot wait for the military to be deployed and for there to be some fucken order. Military will take groceries to my doorstep, it'll be rlly comfy.

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"land of the free"
home of the brave?

America is genuinely one of the stupidest countries in human history. We deserve to be wiped out in the dumbest, most preventable way possible

>YOU CANT JUST IGNORE THE GOVERNMENT! THEY RUN THE DMV! WHAT HAPPENS IF BOOMERS COOF?!?!

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Oh wow, all those selfish poor people who would starve without their next paycheck and / or have minimal home utilities. How dare they be outside

>> going to the grocery store to hang out
I laughed at this.

Mutts gonna mutt

there is nothing wrong with going for a walk as long as you don't come into contact with other people retard

>nobody
yeah, Vegas Strip is RAMMED dude

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If I were a conspiracy theorist I'd go so far as to say its reverse psychology to spread the virus.

It's boomers too. Also 20% of young people need hospitalization to survive, so if our hospitals get overrun they'll die.

normie detected, I see hundreds of these fuckers passing each other for a brief moment. Plenty of time to spread the virus. No one wears a mask.

No, that's empty because it's a travel / vacation spot.


It's like, we're fine being inside. They're fine going home and sitting on their asses and watching TV for 8 hours. But the second someone tells them they should stay inside, they're gonna fuckin jog like they never have before

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Upstate NY fag here
I'm typing this on my rocking chair
Loaded Beretta TX4 on my lap
Whisky bottle in hand
K9 with aggressivity problems chewing on doggo toy
Wife going absoluetly nuts
The absolute state
Come at me raider fags

>leave grocery stores open
>crowds of people coofing on each other and putting their hands all over the produce

That quarantine though.

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>go outside wearing full face mask cause you ain't a fucking retard
>people give you weird looks take photos and put you on social media
we are fucking doomed

Its a weird phenomenon for sure. it could be a form of coping, denial maybe disbelief.

>nooo think of the boomers and the weak fags with asthma
Don't care, fuck the quarantine, I hope corona-chan thins the herd. If nothing else it'll put us another step ahead of the Eurangutans lmao.

Too late to go into quarantine. Just do it north Korean style and kill everyone with COVID-19 with a bullet, it will be easier

are you aware that if you develop pneumonia from it you get permanent lung scarring and ~30% loss of lung function, permanently? yeh it'll really put us "ahead"

You used to be one of the smartest, in sure it had something to do with your food, or maybe your water

>
Literally 10 seconds on google to see you're full of shit.

Bros... I can only play so many games of trivial pursuit with my family...we’re getting into cutthroat arguments about semantics...

We're not cavemen anymore, retard. Civilization has reached a point where every life is maintaining due to possible future contributions. Inhaler boi might solve something crucial.

Wrong

businessinsider.com/coronavirus-recovery-damage-lung-function-gasping-air-hong-kong-doctors-2020-3

sciencealert.com/even-those-who-recover-from-corona-can-be-left-gasping-for-breath-afterwards

NYC gonna be coofing a lot in a few days
imagine not having a place to retreat
the absolute state of big city fags

Being a shut in introvert all these years really pays off, I just go about my normal routine but just stock up on food. I already work from home so no change there either. Life is comfy

the fuck you think gonna happen if they close the grocery stores. Nothing inspires quiet acceptance and calm in the populace like NO FOOD TODAY signs before locked stores

>Some literal who chink doctor and a tabloid
health.harvard.edu/a_to_z/pneumonia-a-to-z

I’m so glad your empire is ending. Americans were the dumbest niggers

>health.harvard.edu/a_to_z/pneumonia-a-to-z
you did not read that article you faggot it's behind a paywall

>a-anytime now
Not going anywhere, faggot.

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>ywn be as retarded as user
Feels good

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Just had the biggest market crash since the Great Depression. The future is now old man

I’m thinking you’ll enjoy Chinese overlords a little less

I like post Corona America. All the wagies are our enjoying the sunshine and theres no smog

Nothing could be worse then this colonization by niggers and Arabs supported by American retards. You are a nation of fuck ups that will be remembered for cuckoldry and stupidity.

Yeah good just keep them all congregating and coofing on each other.

>there's like a 60% chance for that to end in crowds gathering to protest for MUH FREEDOM

Why are Americans so based

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>dude just close all the grocery stores after 10 people bought out everything

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There’s really no smog in any part of the country unless you live in Salt Lake or LA—I lived in SK for a few years and was so happy to get clean air again when I got back to the US

>Pandemic in our country is gonna last as long as in crapholes like India and Brazil because of this.
Americans wont rise up to the government until theyre forced to stay at home. Ironic. Of all the things thus far this is what many Americans would likely take a stand against, being forced to stay at home for their actual wellbeing.

Riots when?

>Pandemic in our country is gonna last as long as in crapholes like India and Brazil because of this.
Can he do it, eurobros? Can the amerimutt make the leap and finish the inference?

>makes troll thread
>instead of closing the tab like a normal person, proceeds to actually type out lengthy responses to every reply in the thread

Get a fucking hobby bro

>then
I don’t have a ton of US pride or anything but, in truth, I think the world on the whole will be more unhappy under Chinese influence. Hopefully I’m wrong

Did you say aggresivity

digits confirm the probability of that happening.

>But the second someone tells them they should stay inside, they're gonna fuckin jog like they never have before
This. It's like they just want to be defiant.

people used to understand freedom wasnt doing what you want, it was choosing what to limit yourself from. these people have no limit. no stop loss.they are longing in a massive bullish market

Faggot

Imagine the Ken Burns kino in a decade detailing how Americans chimped out and accelerated the spread

just imagined those two at the produce section

eurocontrol would be best
i'm talking france control desu

>op doesn't respond
>this guy responds with "One post by this ID"

LOL

I used to work in gas utilities as a laborer. We struck a 12 inch gas main with the backhoe and had it leaking, I jumped out of the trench right away because I was worried about blowing up. We had to call the energy company to come and patch the hole.

The guy finally shows up on his truck looks in the hole and then laughs and starts lighting a cigarette. I asked him if he was insane, lighting a cigarette right near a leaking gas main, but he told me not to worry, that the open air diluted it so much that there was simply no chance it would ever spark.

I tell you this story, because simply going outside for a walk and coming within a few feet of people is not going to transmit the virus to you. Just like lighting a cigarette near a leaking gas main in the open air is not going to blow you up. There's too much volume of air and dilution. Only in closed spaces does the risk of infection become noticeable.

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oh herro chinamanbot

Ehhh I like to give burgers shit but honestly I like you. You are a good natured and friendly people, but we’re very short sighted and didn’t understand the full implications of your cultural impact and yes the world will be much worse off without the American empire. When you fall much of the world will return to darkness.

>but he told me not to worry, that the open air diluted it so much that there was simply no chance it would ever spark.

Bro I can sell you the rights to the Brooklyn Bridge for 1 BTC. I know great deal right, but I sadly have to go somewhere post haste and am willing to sell it at a massive discount.

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