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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M PRIINTING

Is it likely? Sure it's 100% possible.
However, just because it is possible, that doesn't mean that that is what's going on. And that's kind of the thing here: You have to eliminate all other possible explanations before you settle on it as the probable explanation.

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See ya Monday bulls.

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This "fren" shit is the gayest fucking faggotry I've ever seen. It's worse than smug anime posters, because I know it's the same fat disgusting smelly pieces of shit posting it, but at least the site was founded on weeb shit and anime posters don't think we're all friends here. We're not. We're strangers who share a common interest, but we're not fucking friends. Yeah we're all fucked up but I hate the wallowing in self-pity from these fucking NIGGERS. It's reddit dogshit. Retard faggotry like "fren" and "tendies" is NIGGER NEET SHIT HUMOR and I wish all you faggots would kill yourselves.

Seriously, I mean it. Buy a gun and fucking shoot yourself frogposters. It's not funny, it's not cute, it's the same "uwu so wholesum" bullshit tumblr does.I fucking hate normies and I fucking hate you.

ITS TIME TO SELL
>ITS TIME TO SELL
ITS TIME TO SELL
>ITS TIME TO SELL
ITS TIME TO SELL
>ITS TIME TO SELL

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Have an empty garage? Want to make money?

Buy a power rack and barbell and some weights. Charge people by the minute to do their lifts. Guaranteed liftbros will jump on it, just make sure you stay on the downlow so you don't get shut down for your "lifting club". I would do it myself and make a killing but I have nowhere to store the damn thing and I don't want it to get rained on.

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Help. I'm listening to Shiff and I'm about to fall for the gold meme

B E A R S WILL BE RICH

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Reminder: China lied. The virus is from China.

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Certainly this won't all blow over within a couple weeks and you wouldn't be stuck with a bunch of gym equipment you don't use right?.. i mean.. really... what could possibly go wrong

yeah, we know, so what?

New York has thousands of cases and still hasn't shut down. Can we consider the implications of that? Because it seems pretty straightforward.

New York has more cases than Milan did a week ago. New York has only just begun to even start implementing containment. Testing is lagging far behind. And yet, in Lombardy, the Italian military is being used to transport trucks full of bodies out of the city, because the crematoriums are over capacity.

There will be mass graves in New York within two weeks. It's literally that simple. It's too late to stop it.

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did we go to the moon?

I hear a guy outside stressing the fuck out because he will be laid off.
meanwhile I sit here waiting for the monday crash..reading upon the 4 pillars

Ask yourself this: Where are all the gold millionaires who made money off of his scheme? The profit is not to be found in the person who buys into it. It is in shiff and his selling. He gets money from people who buy into it. Be it in the forms of comissions or in sales and revenue from people who buy into his scheme and read all about it. Most of the books you see on book store shelves promising that "You'll become a millionaire" are worthless. They will only give you generic advice. Yet people are all looking to get rich so they buy up those books and they wind up making the writer rich.

I was watching the big short the other day, simply because I wanted to watch it. And there was an end scene in which people were in a hall listening to some dudes pitch on "How to make millions flipping homes" and I was struck by how bald that entire thing was. In a way, that's all that those books do. They promise you something, but they will make far more money than you ever would.

If you are worried about a worst case scenario: Buy actual commodities you can then sell at a profit. Don't bother with investing in gold unless if you are getting the securities...

You can literally make all your money back in less than two weeks. I'm talking charge $60/hour or more.

>There will be mass graves in New York within two weeks
I'm thinking bullish

What can a bear who exited all positions Friday do on Monday?

Weren't they digging mass graves with prisoners already?

buy calls 5 minutes before close

Sit back and watch the rest of us who rode over the weekend print money

Take your gains, enter your puts just before market opens if you want to go all in early. The morning trading session from 9am to 11am will be a fucking slaughter. Your orders would need to execute shortly after open.

im in the same boat. maybe load puts at open ? Depends on if you think there will be a pump

I don't expect to make millions, I just don't want to get wiped by hyperinflation.

OKAY GUYS IS MONDAY A PUMP OR A DUMP

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regret not holding SQQQ over the weekend

F

its going to be a dump and dump

Just a reminder. Don't forget it.

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This might be the dumbest fucking idea I've read this week, and that says something.
Things that can go wrong:
1)You will be assulted by roid raging bodybuilders for trying to literally rape them with fees.
2)You can be robbed by kangz.
3) You can be fined by the government for running a gym, when all gyms are supposed to be closed.
4)You can become a hotbed of coronavirus.
5)You can transmit coronavirus and die.
I could go on, but what's the fucking point...

At that point, no matter what gold options you hold, be them tradeable options or the actual stocks, no amount of hyperinflation would result in that being profitable. Further, it would tie up your assets in essentially useless stocks as the second you would try to extract from the market you'd be wiped out on commissions. If you want to actually have some form of stable currency then actually invest in the dollar for now. Dozens of money markets are actually cashing into greenbacks because it's the only stable currency at the moment.

Can I get a rundown on current events? Trumpbux, shutdown, cures, anything new today?

You can get a little bit to hedge but don't get sold into the doomsday scenario, personally I rather speculate on rarity and get limited/specific coins as people will pay a huge fucking premium on top of spot because of arbitrary shit. Hedge on a hedge.

see
it's over

Trumpbux will never pass congress lmao

Are we your fucking interns faggot? Literally open bloomberg and read the headlines. Fuck off.

I think the market will move with covid numbers at this point. US gained 44% a day, that's not a good look, this is some Italian level shit. It's a dump and if tomorrows numbers are even worse it's a flipping bank run

I want to kill myself for not doing this

Do we have any DATA to suggest that millions of Chinese are dead and they’ve hid it?

It’s very easy for me to believe, but I don’t have anything to support that belief.

Never know when inflation could spike, I bought more GLDM with gold at 1400 or so.

5% of your portfolio in gold is good IMO. But I have 50% in USD so yeah.

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What does "diversify" mean? Do I buy stalks of Nike or another diverse company?

No, yes, 6+ months if we live that long, bearish.

just wait and buy some quality companies for th elong term

bros...is not funny anymore...wake me up from this fucking nightmare...

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If you are not prepared to buy african stocks you are racist, bigoted and should leave this chatroom

I buy stalks of corn to get niggers a good source of income for my diverseness.

Holding anything over the weekend is sketchy right now. I bought big into the bear ETFs on Friday, but we’re more than overdue for an oversold bounce. That could give a much more attractive entry point.

I don’t think 2 trillion of stimulus is baked in. Is death and disease is more baked in than not, but Dow at 15 wouldn’t shock me. I would likely deploy any remaining cash at those levels and get the fuck out of any short ETFs.

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Who’d y’all short?

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does this mean i should keep buying puts

this is where you get to realize that this isn't stopping for 8-12 months at least, and the CDC is planning for a potential 18 month pandemic

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figure it out

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I can have $250,000 on Robin hood within 2 weeks.
What dividend stocks should i go in on? Should it be delta?

pls do not comment on the XRP

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I think we'll hit bottom in two to three weeks, and here's my logic
>earnings reports will keep hammering the stock market for the next few weeks
>Thursday jobs report will be BRUTAL
>lag time between action being taken and cases reducing is ~2 weeks, and New York is just now starting to realize how fucked they are
but
>people will start to accept that yes, this is a 1918 tier pandemic
>the economy will hopefully begin to stabilize in a "holding cycle" at low levels of productivity and high unemployment, but with plans in place to restart when possible
potential risks
>if a bunch of BBB stock goes to junk because of bad earnings reports idk what will happen but the Big Short said it would be bad
>50% of corporate bonds are BBB right now

comment on the xrp

check out $ROPE

During the Spanish Flu, there was actually a first outbreak where people were infected with it initially and a bunch of people died.
Just as things started to stabilize it mutated into a second strain that ended up wiping out millions.

They've identified a second more virulent strain of the coronavirus.
The reason the UK are going with their totally insane 'herd immunity' strategy is that they're hoping it just might save them from the second pandemic.

>I have 250k on robinhood

You know they're one bad day from being completely insolvent, right?

I suspect we're still going down to. This week might be green, but every crash has that giant bulltrap.

How is Mussolini better than Hitler? Italy was extremely ineffective during the war.

Sticking with just SPY right now, I'm considering moving to Boeing. Some of the big banks still have plenty of room to fall though.

why spy of course

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Based and redpilled

buy consumer defensive stocks, dividend aristocrats, REITs

>recession
It's like she never left...

>dividend aristocrats
Dividends are being cut
>REITs
People and businesses will be defaulting on property
Do not do this (yet) retard.

Very based lads

more like buy defense and technology stocks
LMT, KTOS, GD, AAPL, MSFT, NET, AMZN, GOOG