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/comfy weekend/ - edition

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This "fren" shit is the gayest fucking faggotry I've ever seen. It's worse than smug anime posters, because I know it's the same fat disgusting smelly pieces of shit posting it, but at least the site was founded on weeb shit and anime posters don't think we're all friends here. We're not. We're strangers who share a common interest, but we're not fucking friends. Yeah we're all fucked up but I hate the wallowing in self-pity from these fucking NIGGERS. It's reddit dogshit. Retard faggotry like "fren" and "tendies" is NIGGER NEET SHIT HUMOR and I wish all you faggots would kill yourselves.

Seriously, I mean it. Buy a gun and fucking shoot yourself frogposters. It's not funny, it's not cute, it's the same "uwu so wholesum" bullshit tumblr does.I fucking hate normies and I fucking hate you.

niggers

crabs next week is /ourweek/

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Can anyone explain to me what the hell is going on with FLIR systems?

cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=FLIR

Everything I see looks very solid, strong buy for most, and yet it was a biggest looser yesterday and aftermarket?

Literally no news on this.

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get some fresh air fren

I really want to sleep with an Asian woman.

>New York and California are locked the fuck down, deaths in Italy are steadily marching towards thousands per day
>I'm still running into people who think corona is just a flu
there is no bottom

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Who hurt u fren

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WAKE UP BEN

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WHY THE FUCK IS IT TAKING SO LONG TO GET TO ZERO?

THIS IS BULLSHIT

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why is he always so tired?

CHINA LIED.
PEOPLE DIED.
WAR ARISE.

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Preach

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Are the news about FEMA death squads in NYC real?

he's on benzos

Oh I think they finally learned that Pence is better to take these Conferences rather than Trump

KTOS user here, FLIR should be a strong buy. I have no clue why they're dropping other than angry algorithms scared of the drop. FLIR produces military grade EOD sensors, which are basically ubiquitous and one of the ways to engage against stealth weapons. I'd buy that.

LETS BE HONEST! WE ARE ROYALLY FUCKED!!! Even if this levels out and millions do not die by June. The economy is going to be the worst since the great depression and we are in for a shit storm. What are the odds we have a MAJOR war in the next half of the decade. I'm getting 1920's flashbacks all over again. I don't think this ends with trump or the republican or democrats. This is simply setting the stage for something larger in the coming years.

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with a wife like that id prob be on benzos too

Uh-oh

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I live in manhattan so maybe I'll find out the hard way.

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kenny rogers literally sacummed to corona last night, first huge celebrity to die. you think this is priced in already

Nothing personal, but I hope they'll cordon the city off and stave it to death.

rest in peace big guy
youtube.com/watch?v=nY9Sxg8L8SM

half the world population dying is priced in

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I think putting them in a chamber and subjecting them to intense UV would be the best.

thoughts on this anons?
>ns.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fmhz1p/the_great_unwinding_why_wsb_will_keep_losing/
makes some interesting points about the expected market rally.

>stave it to death
this was probably a typo but I certainly approve of beating yankees to death with sticks

it's normal, it starts like that then after a couple of weeks people will get mad at anyone who doesn't stay home.

Either is fine with me.

Me too! I'll gladly take one for the team.

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>linking plebbit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Shit I forgot I made a bet on who would win the world series this year. What happens if there is no baseball or MGM goes under?

I don't see anywhere that he died of coronavirus

bruh just take a look, it's some interesting projections

>YFW SPY gets liquidated

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It’s like when you play roulette and you bet red or black but it’s actually 00 and you lose either way.

So weird. Biggest loser #2 and there's literally nothing about it, no analyst updates.

A lot of articles about it also seem to lead to dead links.

I can't find a single reason for the drop.

Hehe :3

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pffft patience bobro, why would we bust our nut prematurely?

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Fallout universe soon

Does this mean no planes can land or take off in NYC?

free game in case you missed it

store.steampowered.com/app/203160/Tomb_Raider/

Wsb is largely biz browsers anyway

There's gonna be a bull trap. Any retard could predict this. It's gonna be embarrassing if the numbers are far off though.

>Trump is there
>Press is a shitshow
>Prence is there
>Everything is calm and good information is being conveyed

Fuck off reddit. Dilate. Hopefully die.

We hit 20k boys

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>who would win the world series this year
Soon you can bet on who's going to win the world war this year.

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Pence looks like the real president lol.

Got it, thanks user. Is this a promotion their doing, or a price error?

Neat, thx bro

I'm surprised India hasn't been hit harder.

The Italians are lying and using this opportunity to install an aggressively eugenic fascist regime.
Italian Supremen will dominate the world in 14 years.

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link to whatever this is plz

Based, but I like some frogs

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There was an article on the BBC today. A whole plane of returning students from the UK took paracetamol to evade body temp check before landing in India.

Stop trying.
Yas Forums always pretends to dismiss information because it was posted on the "wrong" website despite browsing that site anyway. Truth is that they don't care about what's written there or even the market. They just wanna larp as a member of the sekret Yas Forums club while losing money.

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Its been going for at least an hour or two so definitely not a glitch.

C'mon user, Italians are very clearly the niggers of Europe, history proves it, modern times proves it. The Italian supremacy meme starts and ends in Sicily.

"I will stop the motor of the world!"

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So basically we're at the bottom, half population dying is 50% of labour gone from economy. So bottom is 50% but since the half consists mostly of old people who add no value to the economy so the bottom is at 35%.
Bears are gonna get so fucked next week

Expect a very red Monday

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>Pence looks like the real president lol.

Sadly, yes. The best thing for the markets would be if Trump is always off-camera "working on a very important deal" somewhere, and he just lets Pence run the pressers from now on.

New York isn't locked down

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So. They are just where the US was in January/February. Got it.

The last several mondays have been so crazy that if this is less than a fucking 15% drop in everything it will feel underwhelming

Not a problem, we've got more than enough rope.

Sounds like I'm getting a promotion at work
>boomer know-nothing dies
>those who actually know something fill the role
>profits out the ass
corona is peak capitalism

wich stock or index will profit the most from trump bucks?

>So bottom is 50% but since the half consists mostly of old people who add no value to the economy so the bottom is at 35%.
Women, niggers and boomers are all a net drag on the economy.
The virus is the best thing since WWII.

It's just begun
t. Indian

give me that 3rd circuit breaker you fucks
stop teasing me

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What's the list of shit that could scare people into selling on monday?

So far :
>NYC and Long Island closing non-essential businesses and schools
>NYSE floor closed
>Boeing eating shit for the nth day in a row
>Massive virus expansion in NY
>lines out the doors of banks

Who's better at cheating? Indians or Chinese?

if people expect it to go red it will go green

nice observation polaku cebulaku bro

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you can't trade for the day if the 3rd hits you dumb fuck

They probably have been hit hard, they're just not testing for it.

Speak for yourself, plebbit has flairs/user and other identity bullshit for attention. that's why its shit and will always be shit. i ain't reading anything from that basedriddled hellhole. Fuck plebbit for the same reason fuck tripfags

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they are too busy shilling BSV in their cyber-sweatshops to catch it.

I thought the woms were less susceptible and we were headed for a Stacyarchy.

In China its the government that cheats so id assume its more competent at it than a bunch of random Pajeets.

Some people like us just enjoy the world burn and don't want to make any profit

>twitter.com/jappoffjones/status/1241378414575181833?s=20

>Coronavirus Florida: Lake Worth Beach city commission meeting turns ugly
public access is starting to get feisty

poker face pence should be the president
fuck drumpf and fuck orange people
RESIST

good for whom exactly moomoo? let the orange man speak okay?

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What will the FED do with all those stocks?

nothing in italy aside of crime was able to organize itself after the fall of the roman empire.

Is that why wsb's off-meme discussion quality is unreachably high for /smg/-plebs?
>but muh names
pff

twitter.com/i_theindian/status/1241033450427047937

Nah regionally we are pretty organized, at least in the north

B A N A N A
R E P U B L I C

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Based. I'm glad this became pasta.
NIGGERFAGGOT jannies banned me for "trolling" but I wasn't fucking trolling, I honestly hate you stupid niggers.
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK FROG FAGGOTS

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bonds
the next step is buying corporate bonds

I just want to hear CNBC screeching
Money will mean nothing in the post-corona world

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kenny rogers is said to have died under natural causes at age 81. no mention of coronavirus

How do just a flu people cope with the fact that it has past the flu?

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So many angry manlets who are either 300 or 120 pounds, and have to use guns and their masks to pose in front of meme flags. Chill out coomer the barbarian.