I HURT MYSELF TODAY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not my pizzarino supermarios NOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is exactly like product™!

>"hug a chinese day"
LOLLLLLLLL I now feel they got what they deserve. Fucking normies.

Meanwhile in Italy at INPS (National Institute for Social Security) headquarter.

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Up until now mostly the north of Italy was affected by the epidemic, and it is one of the wealthiest, most industrialized regions in the EU with a good health care
Just watch the situation as the virus spreads in the south of the country

They already have massive financial problems, it will be Greece 2.0

UHM BROS? What is uncle trumperino doing?

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Was this actually real

Honestly my man, it's only the beginning. Invest in guns and water.

Montana, NO! That's our last hold out, fucking jews, they'll pay for this shit, with interest.

they were exposed early, and reacted to slowly

i woke up with a sore throat and my body feels really weird
how fucked am i

They're not bad. They're just ahead of the curve.

Does your skin feel warm? Chest feel tight?

kek

Niggers tounge my anus

kek

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no, just feel like i'm fighting something off

uncoverdc.com/2020/03/20/why-italy/

Yes, literally. Let the world never forget that virtual signaling actually cost thousands of innocent lives

>America barely has been touched
America is now the 4th highest country in terms of confirmed cases. Give it 3 weeks and we will have surpassed Spain and Italy in raw number of cases. 3 weeks after that and we will be leading the world in death toll.

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Italy is the only one trying to be honest about the severity to warn other countries. Even they have said they lost count of the bodies at some point. Most countries aren't even going to try, it's just "pneumonia."

knees weak? arms heavy?

What's going on in the gif?

This. There is likely millions of dead already just laying in their apartments no accounted for yet.

Mom's spaghetti.

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youtube.com/watch?v=mNMdg4morQs
lmao

>island

SPRING BREAK WOOOOOOOOO YEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

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had a tight chest/shortness of breath for about 10 days, feel like I might have it & be a mild case

It's like Duane, but not Duane. My entire perspective on reality has been realigned.

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>mfw the county i live in has more cases than most states

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>Start scale at 1-10 (more people die daily from falling pianos) and only use shades of red to intentionally cause alarm

That's daddy to you. Look how good the stoc-

>8377 in NY
that's about as many cases as South Korea and more than all other countries except China Italy Spain France Germany and Iran. (Yes, that means it's more than the UK etc)

>MA: 413

Send help

>american education

It's going to get worse and not just in Italy. When temperature shifts, the kill zone will also move.

i thought i had that but i also get that from anxiety so i dont know

>we will be leading the world in death toll.
You know its China user just admit it

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Chink data can't be trusted but you are probably right.

literally obsessed

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It will be the USA leading the death toll. China is an authotitarian regime that pretty much welded shut people in their apartments.
USA beign a liberal democracy with muh rights, will see an spread of the virus 10x higher that in china. Also zoomer thinking they are immune to it

BASED GOP flyover states nearly unaffected top kek
Liberal states BTFO!

Based, fuck ny and ca kikes

youtu.be/n1XBb5OgAPw

God, most of you people are just as fucking stupid as the normies you shit on all day on this useless board.

Italy has the 2nd oldest population in the world, and on top of that the reported numbers are very misleading. They represent a fraction of the people that have the illness, meanwhile the deaths are more accurate because obviously a cause of death has to be determined. When people tell the coroner's office that grandma was coughing up a lung and had a high fever for the last week, they pretty much automatically look for Corona now.

What all this means is that the amount of infected people is likely 10x to 1000x more than what has been confirmed. Comparing 50,000 infected to 5,000 dead looks scary as fuck, but comparing 500,000 or 5,000,000 to that number really puts this whole thing into perspective. Quit thinking this is the black plague brainlets.

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Burger cope

>believing the Chinese numbers
imagine being this....

I 100% agree
My coworkers keep joking about how it's nothing, "china is closing down covid hospitals, if they can handle it so can we, dont worry"
I said they only handled it BY extreme worrying and totalitarian measures. Measures the US simply cant employ. We are going to get hit hard as fuck

Literally any proof that isn't schizo tier?

Zoomers aren't immune, but they won't die unless they have some weird immuno disease already

china, despite initially underplaying the problem, stopped the spread with an iron fist once it realized the potential extend of the problem
they crushed that shit because fuck liberty over there, we dont have that "benefit"

Jesus christ, why is italy being hit so hard?

oh sorry, NY has over 10k cases now
so it's much more than South Korea.

Just to show how bad the animation is on new episodes. Just look at Marges hair.

Because they didn't take it seriously and waited too long to respond.
They're not getting hit hard, they're just getting hit a few weeks ahead on the curve.

If you still believe it's going to be any different anywhere else in the west or that they're being hit particularly hard I have really bad news for you over the next two weeks.

No it is bull shit

I didn't say they were immune. I said they thought they were immune.

Magari morissero tutti questi burocrati di merda.

who the fuck is paying you?

soros bucks?

>'It first struck me how different it was when I saw my first coronavirus patient go bad. I was like, Holy shit, this is not the flu. Watching this relatively young guy, gasping for air, pink frothy secretions coming out of his tube and out of his mouth. The ventilator should have been doing the work of breathing but he was still gasping for air, moving his mouth, moving his body, struggling. We had to restrain him. With all the coronavirus patients, we’ve had to restrain them. They really hyperventilate, really struggle to breathe. When you’re in that mindstate of struggling to breathe and delirious with fever, you don’t know when someone is trying to help you, so you’ll try to rip the breathing tube out because you feel it is choking you, but you are drowning.

>“When someone has an infection, I’m used to seeing the normal colors you’d associate with it: greens and yellows. The coronavirus patients with ARDS have been having a lot of secretions that are actually pink because they’re filled with blood cells that are leaking into their airways. They are essentially drowning in their own blood and fluids because their lungs are so full. So we’re constantly having to suction out the secretions every time we go into their rooms.”

>“Before this, we were all joking. It’s grim humor. If you are exposed to the virus and test positive and go on quarantine, you get paid. We were all joking: I want to get the coronavirus because then I get a paid vacation from work. And once I saw these patients with it, I was like, Holy shit, I do not want to catch this and I don’t want anyone I know to catch this.

propublica.org/article/a-medical-worker-describes--terrifying-lung-failure-from-covid19-even-in-his-young-patients?utm_source=pardot&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=majorinvestigations