DRUMPF IS SPEAKING
Isaiah Adams
Zachary Phillips
Truly a merchant of snake oil
Eli Miller
>president of the US reveals his new five-year plan
Samuel Parker
what part of Eternal Emperor Trump did you not understand?
Levi Butler
>trump starts speaking
>dow dumps
Like clockwork
Lucas Campbell
I think you mean eternal chairman, comrade.
Landon Rodriguez
All I want to hear is we are nuking china.
Parker Wilson
*ding* *ding* *ding*
Grayson Peterson
>dow dumps on sat
being a yuropoor without a calendar
Anthony Smith
>american gets baited with 0 effort