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/comfy weekend/ - edition

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when you have skin in the game weekends take way too long

Once Cruise liners set sail again how long until it bounces back from this dip?
NCLH at around 9 bucks a share seems like a steal, but I assume it will go lower since they arent going to be sailing again for potentially months if not longer

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>ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street

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RIP in piece market.

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It's gonna be half a year before they start up again, probably over a year before they start to really pick up business to their old amount. I'm also wondering if this, along with my generation's (millenials) love to not spend as much on shit will lead to these industries never really getting back to their highest highs after the boomers die off

Red or green on Monday bros?

Good news cycle is starting

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>newfags using CFD markets as indicators now
what? are you trading forex too? wallstreetbets was truly a mistake.

>money printer solution to a public health/confidence problem

That's one of the reasons that you close all your short positions on Friday and just reopen Monday. It's not worth the stress if you don't have nerves of steel.

It depends on how expensive it is for a cruise ship to do nothing. Protip: it's very expensive for a cruise ship to do nothing. If you're going long, sure go ahead and buy but I'd do a fuckton of research or diversify to avoid risk of bankruptcy and dissolution.

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Listen, I love you guys and you’ve been very helpful to me. I am finally considering dipping my toes into options, what would be a good put to buy if I think the market will go down next week? Yes I’m retarded but I’m learning.

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Cruise lines have all the operating costs of airlines (if not more so) but none of the clout to get GIBS.

>but none of the clout to get GIBS.
I thought Trump said Cruise lines would get a bailout for their trouble or were those gibs cancelled?

>maybe it works, maybe it doesn't
>maybe it kills you, maybe it doesn't

Fauci already BTFO'd him yesterday at the conference

When is trump gonna give gibs, need a green day to buy cheap putarinos

Anyone else looking at SeaWorld and six flags

>White House News Conference at 12:30 P.M. Thank you!
White House News Conference at 12:30 P.M. Thank you!
>White House News Conference at 12:30 P.M. Thank you!
White House News Conference at 12:30 P.M. Thank you!

cope. the virus is already dead.

I wouldn't put too much faith in medical research and rushed trials like this. I'm betting the effects are low, the p-values are cherry picked, and none of them realize that correlation is not even correlation. Remember that the vast majority of people who get this disease get better on their own anyway, so the drug we need is one that takes someone already in the hospital with life threatening breathing problems and within 24-48 hours gets them breathing well enough to get OUT of the hospital and go back home.

I expect Taleb will start tearing their articles' math apart as soon as it starts getting posted online. Be BEARISH on news about cures or treatments.

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You know what it's like to look at a really poorly managed company and think
>Wow, how do they manage to fuck up every time, I will never invest in these clowns
executives that can manage a fine, profitable company into the dirt, that kind of thing.

That's the kind of mis-management I see from the US government this year. It feels appallingly bad. They went with the worst possible combination of pretending things were fine and not shutting anything down until the virus was already spreading out of control, and THEN they chose to basically hit the "Economy Self-Destruct Button" by choice. It won't change the actual number of people who get the virus in any significant way, all it will do is cause more poverty and unemployment and bailouts, which means people dying more from all kinds of conditions because they can't afford healthcare.
It's a mess and it's entirely because of poor response. If we were going to ride the nothingburger train, we should have stayed on the nothingburger train to the end, not jump onto the happening train mid-way.

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You got BTFO'd

His divvy is fat. His yield is over 7.30%. His share price is under 29 a share. Don't delay! Let Him save you while the getting is good. Telecom, Media,Film, and more all such a steal now. Before things went to hell He was pushing almost 40 a share all while still pushing a fat divvy and yield of over 5.2%. Yes DIS is cheap and I've bought more but let us be real, the yield is low, even now it's just barely past 2%. Not knocking DIS at all, I like them both as a mater of fact. So bag them both and sit back and wait. When your 65 you'll be setup quite nice.

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I feel like FYV is a better option than both of those

Hi frens will Monday be the big drop
- what’s everyone’s thoughts on Industrial making a comeback ?

What is fyv

deluded cope

>Listen, I love you guys and you’ve been very helpful to me.
Well that's very kind of y-
>I am finally considering dipping my toes into options
Stop. You missed the boat. We're going to crab the next week to month until the drops start again. Last week's options strategy isn't going to work anymore. The safest move is to just DCA in to blue chip stocks, especially the oil industry which is guaranteed to bounce back eventually but will see massive losses in the meantime. Don't throw away your money like a sucker.

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Woops, mistyped "LYV"

Jimmy Cramer told me to buy VZ over T
I bought PEP instead

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>buying telecoms
Explain. Customers have zero loyalty and switch between whichever carrier is cheapest. Don't dodge the question with Warner. Media is less than 10% of T's revenue.

If Monday is red I'm buying 10k worth of stocks and index funds and just holding for a year. Wish me luck guys.

you can't think rationally about stuff like this
you have to realize that all countries are fighting an invisible enemy, and the typical fat fuck nobody from inner city U.S.A. thinks to himself
"Hm, it's almost the end of the month and I need to pay my motherfucking bill cause I have 3k in savings tops. I got 1.8k a month loans I have to pay and now I think this corona-whatever isn't that big of a deal compared to my financing situation, herd immunity all the way!"

we're all fucked and over the course of time people will be forced to expose themselves to the outbreak
surge cap soon, fellow doctors

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Inflation was at 0.1%, and all assets plummeted after fed rate decrease. It's a liquidity problem you fucking moron.

Only reason I didn’t buy T sooner is because they bought dish what kind of boomer move is that V is looking good but I use at&t

The average politician or deep state bureaucrat is just as stupid, or more stupid, than your average C-suite or corporate board member. Nobody ever went bankrupt overestimating stupidity.

This is precisely why reducing the power and scope of the federal government is important. Stupidity is as stupidity does, but when it's decentralized the impact to the system as a whole is lessened, and even stupid people can copy what smart people are doing in the next state over when it's shown to work.

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I use Verizon but I bought T.

>liquidity
No, stocks were overvalued and that popped, oil prices dropped precipitously and put the entire industry on bankruptcy watch, and investors finally realized we're going to see NEGATIVE 25% growth this quarter so they priced that in. Don't use words you don't understand.

You had me at hello

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Why did it pump 18% the other day? The parks are closed indefinitely and they have no other revenue

"IF"
If you want to play that game, wait until Thursday when the new unemployment data is released

Time to go deaf and blind

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>Why did X pump?
Dead cat bounce, always a dead cat bounce. We still haven't hit the bottom yet. Crypto was a better bet last week than the stock market.

Okay user thank you I’ll avoid options

>This is precisely why reducing the power and scope of the federal government is important. Stupidity is as stupidity does, but when it's decentralized the impact to the system as a whole is lessened, and even stupid people can copy what smart people are doing in the next state over when it's shown to work.

I've been trying to explain that to people IRL for years, but they all seem to prefer the winner-takes-all, 8-year pendulum style of centralization that we have now. One guy I know takes it further and wants a one-world government...
Makes me not so bullish about the future. Like I said earlier, I get the EXACT same vibes from the way this coronavirus thing went and when I'm looking at a really poorly managed company. It's like they are chaining mistakes together perfectly to try and fuck everything up on purpose, when really we just need to stop doing dumb things and get back to work

Good idea

Possible short squeeze as well. I found it very wierd.

SEAS $9P 4/3

options are based tho you should buy some

Trump address in ~20 minutes
Probably gonna be similar to yesterday's, haven't heard any major news

How is that good news? Proves shit is THAT BAD?!

So no one told you the market was gonna be this way

*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Your portfolio is a joke, you're broke
All your gains have gone away
You can't just blame it on the Coronavirus fear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but

I'll be frens with you
In the market crash
I'll be frens with you
When the red Wojaks come back
I'll be frens with you
Cuz your frens with me tooooooooooo

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The numbers might be delayed for precisely that reason.

>doesn't even mention bonds dropping in parallel
smooth reply from a smooth moron

fucking BORING

Big Dolphin has been pushing for time off

Explain this!

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press conference 20 min

youtube.com/watch?v=geRDD0xRi4E

>trump preparing 2 trillion dollar stimulus

They really want you to buy stocks holy fuck

crystal ball says yes

NY will probably announce it hit the 10k mark in the next couple of hours.

I'll just read headlines later. Why bother watching when the market's closed? I can think of better things to do like play Doom Eternal.

Bonds were ALSO overvalued and companies are going bankrupt. Shit man, where did you learn about how markets work? Youtube?

I mean.. sure.. you can read biased headlines later or you can actually what happens.. but I know what you mean.. most things I don't really care about but something in these press conferences could hint to possible plays for next week.

What do stockmen (and stockwomen) do on the weekends?

Nah, this stimulus is for normalfags to pay their rent and small businesses not to go bankrupt because they were closed for two months. The $2T LAST week was for us to buy stocks.

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I walk around downtown to try to find good windows to jump out of on monday when my puts fail

Have sex togheter.

I like to look for penny stock gainers from Friday and make puts for Monday

kek

take turns fuckin each other in the ass

>all that debt
>100%+ payout ratio
I want to like T but I think the divvy isn't safe.

Very inderesding, does it worg?

I mean are there secret places I can trade stock or something even though it's weekend

coinbase.com

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Business idea, all door handles and medical equipment, where practical, should be made out of copper.

It literally kills bacteria and viruses in minutes and requires no maintenance, there's been studies where people working with copper didn't catch diseases/viruses during outbreaks.

Kill yourself autistic faggot

where do you think you are

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what buying into JNUG a good idea?

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mcdonalds looked packed as fuck, and country club full as hell. more people than during summer days

>he average politician or deep state bureaucrat is just as stupid, or more stupid
most are experts of giving speeches and being outgoing but majority lack fully any kind of
capabilities of forming a single independent thought

interesting to see how this mess might send capital from the west to asia, china is already back at work, they dont give a shit and quickly realized not to destroy their prorudction over a
seasonal flu.

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how about you start off by buying copper doorhandles for your house, instead of trying to mandate what everyone else does?
think about it

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but I wrote that song for /smg/, fren

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An all our door handles get stolen by meth addicts

Are there any good Stock Youtubers you guys listen to and trust Yas Forums?

Thoughts on LORL? I want to buy some space related stock.

I like your songs :3

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It's too valuable as scrap metal and it'll be stripped by niggers.

I think global supply chains will simplify and try to avoid China as much as possible. Plus western countries are going to be super careful about importing anything from China that could have wuflu on it and restart infections once we lift our gayass pseudo quarantines.

Beautiful
I hope you get Corona'd