I know people like to meme about it hasn’t begun but now it I’m has happened.
I’m a long time oldfag and lurker. I work as a correctional officer and I got the news today. 90% of jail population will be released. Staff have been given 6 days mandatory paid leave. Additionally you can get 2 days off of sick leave every month. Half my facility is closing on Monday. Next step is national guard and Marshall law. I urge all fellow lurkers, oldfags and newfags to take this seriously. This hard times are coming and most of you think some Fucken cucklink and buttcoin are not going to save you. I would have posted this on Yas Forums but I would have been called a glownigger.
>oldfag >works loser job as a CO kek kys my guy >t. 2007 newfag
Angel Hill
Well your grammar sure doesnt sound like you wouldn't be a blue collar wagie, wagie.
Logan Flores
So you are saying go long on guns and ammo?
Nicholas Wood
Been here since 2004, I went from aspie to normie. This is really happening. I was called by the local government center and facility. The shit is about to get deathly serious
Camden Scott
Been drunk since 9am. People at work are scared. Lay offs are coming. Newly hired officers are about to get the axe.
This is not a LARP
Adrian Foster
Cool story doomer, I liked the part when you doomed
Thomas Price
>Marshall law This is how I knew OP was not lying about being a corrections officer.
Gabriel Lewis
Anyone who has YT premium has known this was coming for some time now.
Nolan Brown
Kek my story is the same. I dropped out of high school to play WoW all day in 2006 then I eventually became a firefighter, very strange. The virus will cause a recession but this isn’t the happening that we all hope for.
Angel Adams
What more proof does biz want? My girlfriend was given a “pass” to give to LE AND Military to let her drive to her job. (Bank)
Does Yas Forums need my badge to take this serious? I’m trying to help you fucken cucks.
Jacob Davis
You’re almost hysterical lmao
Connor Baker
Post the pass and your badge
Lucas Sanders
Here’s some evidence, go to a bank tomorrow and see what time they open and close. I assure it will only before for 3 hours.
This is NOT A LARP
Joshua Ramirez
post sharpie in butt with badge in the shot
Jason Hill
post a badge, obv. don't doxx yourself or some shit though. would also be good to know state/county
oh fuck so what should I do? Move in with my parents or stay in my apartment?
Adam Hernandez
what exactly is going to happen?
Evan Collins
kek you're alright opie
Julian Perez
We are releasing all “non violent” criminals. So murders and child molesters are automatically detained. Theft is pretty much a citation. I think the state is going to activate all LE (corrections as well) to patrol and ensure curfew is in effect.
My county has been very secretive about what’s going on. This is worse than 2008. In 2008 we were pulled into emergency briefings and told that we would be the first line of lay offs. Now we are seeing the same thing. Management is treading lightly.
Jonathan Myers
>I’m a long time oldfag haven't seen that wojak in a while, you're probably legit
Kevin Campbell
So they will just release all the murderers and rapist just like that? Why?
Why isn't your badge sewn onto something? Just post uniform pic with a piece of paper with today's date.
Ryder White
so if i see a nigga i should walk the other way. got it. thanks user.
Michael Diaz
Same bro. I fell “in love” with some thot on WoW. Heart broken etc...realized there is more to the world then vidya. Got a real job, met real people, had a blast in life. Now I’m at the forefront of the happening. Aspies on here like to blame society when it reality it’s them.
Henry Myers
You're full of shit until I see a timestamp with your badge.
Aiden Clark
Give me a second. My uniform can give away which county I’m from. I’m trying to be as discreet as possible (kek)
Hospital faggot here. We are releasing all the patients, apply whatever mental gymnastics to rationalize its to stop the spread. So we scale down and gov will pay full gibsmedats for us to stay at home. Lots of people will die due to unavailable health care. Activates the almonds really
Jonathan Adams
BUY ALL THE BITCOINS AND ETHEREUMS AND OTHER SHITCOINS LIKE ORIGIN BNB AND XTZ
Jeremiah Jackson
Excuse my grammar, I am drunk.
Carson Morris
>Now I’m at the forefront of the happening Motherfucker you are a rent-a-cop that's about to get laid off, what are you pretending to know?
Lincoln Evans
And what are you?
Jonathan Powell
Will interstate roads into California be shut down?
Adrian Ortiz
You're all playing checkers while Corona-chan is playing 4D chess. When this first wave of isolation is over there's going to be miniature outbreaks, endemic cases from asymptomatic carriers. This is like the engine of your vehicle grinding to a halt, shipping the broken engine to a mechanic. Only for it to a sputtering mess. The economy is broken and there's no coming back to where we were for years or decades.
Andrew Mitchell
>The economy is broken and there's no coming back to where we were for years or decades. Oh thank fucking god
I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapse? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only midweek. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
Ayden Roberts
Based /sp/artan
Xavier Russell
Based user. Godspeed. Hope it all goes well for you. Qanons say that keeping people at home will prepare them mentally for the Crappening and whatever follows. We're all in this together.
Brody King
This is bullshit. I have family who works Corrections both State and County and this shit is not happening.
