>holding USO and SQQQ over the weekend >US sending envoy to Saudi Arabia AND states locking down left and right Am I going to make bank on both? A man can fucking dream. Give me a stock crash and an oil rally.
Also, your guy's thoughts on Apple at this price? $220 for a company sitting on $260B during a deflationary recession seems like a steal.
We're at the bottom. Im so excited I cant sleep at night. yesterday I went all in ($20k) on a SPY 04/22 call. Wish me luck anons
Nathan Ward
Once the stimulus hits, it'll jump, followed by a correction. Then we'll be at the bottom.
I do think that the 4/22 call will give you enough time to secure a nice bag.
Easton Sanders
>went all in on a SPY call the day before unemployment numbers release >JP Morgan thinks 2.5 million were laid off in the last two weeks >States shutting down in a cascade >Fauci is demanding domestic air travel be halted >BUYING SPY CALLS
>GameStop is shutting down its stores in California, Kotaku has learned. This news comes one day after the struggling retailer told all of its U.S. employees to ignore state lockdown measures in the wake of the covid-19 pandemic, insisting that it was an “essential retail” business.
Wish I’d had the balls to short these fucks into bankruptcy. Can I do that and buy a call just in case it squeezes, so I can cover easily?
Ryder Adams
A theory:
The chinks stole the weapon or were about to develop it themselves.
The US (meaning the US, UK, and Germany) seeing this, releases the vaccine virus (IE the weaker strain) domestically.
The US then (or China does so accidentally) releases the weaponized version in China.
The US has a record "flu" season and unknown coronaviruses are detected across labs in Canada as early as August, if I remember the post correctly. ...while China has literal millions die, are welding their people into their apartments, and are burning people alive.
The US says now "oh we cant test, even though we have tons of tests!" And they allow high profile people to get tested to show how widespread "the disease" is here.
However, the "disease" in the US is actually the vaccine... so the US must hide its true numbers of infected or the chinks will catch on. Imagine if 2 million people were tested in the US were tested and 1.5 million test positive, but there had only been 100 deaths? ...while the chinks have 100 mil infected and 10 million deaths?...the chinks would know...
So, for now, no you don't get tested. This will probably blow over with less than a million US deaths (and those deaths will be either the immunocompromised or the ones who unluckily were never exposed to the vaccine strain) and the US will come out ahead of China in the end.
The lockdowns and shutdowns in the US are just window dressing. Trump himself said this will just disappear... and has had to change his tune so as not to expose the truth.
This also explains the low german and UK death rate.
do it. can't wait to see them go broke. they've been a parasite to gaming consumers for too long.
Isaac Morgan
how do you come up with this shit
Adrian Rivera
Multiple citations needed. Take your lithium ASAP.
Cooper Campbell
the imagination of the american boomer is fascinating
Oliver Davis
Signs to look out for: >more companies announce shifts to test equipment and medical equipment production >new cases per day peak >death rate peak within three weeks of new cases per day peak 1-2 weeks after this point, we'll hit the bottom. There will NOT be a boom after this, however. Clusters will still form and smaller outbreaks will occur for the next year at least, however by Fall procedures, test equipment, treatment protocols and equipment will have caught up and be capable of quickly responding to and isolating new outbreaks.
Don't expect a true bull market until Fall 2021. This shit will crab for 8-12 months after the peak.
Jonathan Thomas
Not really concerned with muh gamers rise up. Just think this business model is dead. In the future, people who want video games will get them from Walmart, Amazon, costco, and MAYBE target. And they can still buy used games on amazon or eBay.
Physical locations are going to lose business permanently if we don’t get some sort of miracle cure, and I don’t think we will.
However, they could get bailed out. But I hope not.
Morgan stanley Or UBS I forget says we need to worsening data before we can bottom.
Cameron Brooks
2 million+ people are about to get unemployment checks within a week. If you're bullish you deserve all losers that are about to come to you.
HK, Taiwan and Singapore are getting record numbers of imported cases everyday. Also the entire SEA is getting hammered. They're the ones to watch for after EU/NA
Kayden Perry
bullfags are delusional. They have a short circuit somewhere in their brain. Best thing you can do it take advantage of them before someone else does.
imagine thinking this is true vs them overestimating so that the market bumps when they wildly overestimated, by intent
Jack Mitchell
The people who put on a name or trip on an anonymous imageboard when it isn’t necessary for continuity are always mentally ill or have major personality disorders. Feeding them attention rewards bad behavior, so ignore them.
Brandon Harris
>he hasn't bought yet enjoy missing the bottom
Jason Evans
Boomer mental aqua aerobics
Christopher Flores
>2 million people get free money in the mail >this is bad for the economy Yes. Bobo man good. Stocks always go down.
finance.yahoo.com/news/kratos-leader-combat-drone-market-190852388.html >Price target $19 post-March >Current price $10 >Defense stock that's all but won a major contract >Perfectly suited to the future of warfare Give me one (1) reason you aren't loading up on Kratos stock right now.
Washington post article... makes me want to bet on the biden ticket. Could get us President mommy... >Azar couldn’t get through to Trump to speak with him about the virus until Jan. 18, according to two senior administration officials. When he reached Trump by phone, the president interjected to ask about vaping and when flavored vaping products would be back on the market, the senior administration officials said. Way to go, always focusing on the big picture!! >Trump’s insistence on the contrary seemed to rest in his relationship with China’s President Xi Jingping, whom Trump believed was providing him with reliable information about how the virus was spreading in China, despite reports from intelligence agencies that Chinese officials were not being candid about the true scale of the crisis. >Some of Trump’s advisers told him that Beijing was not providing accurate numbers of people who were infected or who had died, according to administration officials. Rather than press China to be more forthcoming, Trump publicly praised its response. Here’s the best part, and it’s real and verifiable and shocked us all at the time:
> “China has been working very hard to contain the Coronavirus,” Trump tweeted Jan. 24. “The United States greatly appreciates their efforts and transparency. It will all work out well. In particular, on behalf of the American People, I want to thank President Xi!”
Connor King
>SQQ calls too >USO long dated calls too let's go boys
Gavin Allen
>the president interjected to ask about vaping and when flavored vaping products would be back on the market I doubted him for a second but I was wrong Based fucking Trump I need that menthol mango in my lungies
Because I applied for a job there and I feel like buying stocks in them would be some kind of conflict of interest that the interviewer would not like.
Liam Gomez
kikes selling stock and pulling out
Brayden Robinson
Forgot to mention a plurality of those imported cases are from UK, even outnumbering those imported from US by 3:1
Brandon Kelly
Are you retarded? If anything it would make them more likely to hire you because you have incentive to work harder.
Justin Richardson
so I understand that holding inverse/x3 bull etf's will lose you money due to rebalancing and are recommended to be held intra-day. Are there any x2 or x3 etf's designed for a long term hold? Say if I were trying to buy the bottom (not saying its the bottom yet no idea when that'll happen) could I buy a leveraged etf to hold for several years without getting gradually dunked by the rebalancing?
Kayden Cook
>Try to sell based on RSA line, support and resistance >Making like $5-20 over an hour >Emotionally panic buy TVIX when it floats around $500 >Make $800 in a couple minutes I feel like the markets giving me enough rope to hang myself.
So how is that the Feds can create money and yet our economy keeps dropping?
Wyatt Perry
We literally dropped 30% off aths in basically 2 weeks. What makes you even think bulls have a chance at anything other than single day pumps.
Eli Martin
protip: if you make money doing something stupid, put that profit into something less stupid so it's safe, and then continue doing stupid things with your fuck around money
If you had bought TQQQ right after the financial crisis you'd have made a pretty fucking skookum return
