/smg/ - Stock Market General

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
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screeners:
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tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/ByMikeBaker/status/1241172033179811841?s=20
breaking911.com/breaking-california-governor-deploys-national-guard-after-ordering-stay-at-home-order/
youtube.com/watch?v=AuCH7fHZsZ4&list=PL55F11C99198EAE65&index=1
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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we here

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Coronachan breaking my balls 10 posts too early!

Coronachan is my ultimate findom!

cool story, but wait another 12 months or so

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>buy SPY puts when it's at $300
>bulltards say I'm going to lose my money
I'm still laughing

Not so fast bullfag, were crashing it all to 0

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should I buy stocks now that it's low

feels like the world is ending around me with financial markets collapsing globally and death tolls climbing. making a couple thousand a week doesn't really seem worthwhile proportionally. you guys are making tens of thousands a week, right? how else would you be able to cope otherwise?

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Don't know how anyone can be optimistic enough to buy in when it hasn't even started yet. Is this what they call delusion?

Why 12 months?
We’re going much faster than all the other crashes.

This is the best week ever. Works out for at least another week (Assuming we don't get a mandatory state shut down) and the stock markets are currently providing a once in a lifetime YOLO tier opportunity.

>that long bull trap on 29/30
Christ, absolutely vicious.

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Me on the bottom

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This doesn't even take into account how grotesquely inflated the S&P is. We're going to pullback. It might be green next week, but then it's another nosedive.

REDPILL ME ON SOME REAL CRYPTO NOT BTC NOT ETHE IM ACTIVE DUTY AND CANT AFFORD IT

no job
no money
no gf
no family
no hope

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I made 20 bux today and I'm feeling fine.

Thing is, most humans are worth less than 20 bux these days, we have too many of these fucking shits and most of them are in ch*na, in*ia and a****a.

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I turned 15k into 268k in the last month

Everybody keeps yelling about how premiums are too high and yada yada and oh no IV crush and all this other bullshit. Just shut the fuck up, grab your wife's boyfriend's wallet, and put some fucking money down on puts.

I have done nothing besides buy SPY puts on pumps or green days for the past month and my account has exploded upwards, I suggest you do the same, COVID-19 is only going to get worse before it gets better.

PLUS, Congress isn't even in session until the 23rd, so no stimulus this coming week.

TL;DR: SPY puts 10/15% OTM at least a month out to be safe from a bounce.

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Do you have any studies that show valuation is a good metric for determining the endpoint of a bear market?

That's not even the most recent one

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See you at the homeless shelter in a few months.

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I'm hoping for intelsat to dip on Monday. Then I'm buying in and holding long term.

I don't even think how you could apply studies to this. There's so much shit that has never happened before happening. In every other crash people could still leave their homes without risking of dying.

>it hasn't even started yet
Why are people still saying this? Dow is down 33%, 276k+ confirmed cases, & 11k+ deaths. I agree we still have a way to go, but to say it hasnt even started is literally brainlet-tier

You can buy 0.0001 of a bitcoin.
Not sure if newfags like you showing up is bullish or bearish anymore. Clown market.

This will all be over by summer and you will regret not buying the cheapies.

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what happened to the discord?

Okay what in the fuck is wrong with either of these two graphs? The 1929 plots are in no way similar even though the axes are essentially the same

can I buy any spy puts for $25?

Looks like the starting point for 1929 was just shifted over some to better align with 2020

What the hell is a put? I don't see that option on Robinhood and im a literal retard

Why would you think intelsat would improve?

You can have Bush, but he comes with war.

oy vey

where my GUSH chads at?
Im planning to buy a shit ton with my father once we go lower

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Something tells me we are going to be read on Monday

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Yeah

red fuck

We might open red, but they're going to pump it with that stimulus. Another trillion. The entire week might have some green until towards the end.

I'm thinking crab

I don't want to make 125k I just want to make enough to not wagecuck 40k all I have is 7k saved whaddaya recommend?

Anyone know why Hotels and Casino's went up today? This bowl formation makes no sense, they should be dead within two months.

Why is the idea of that so painful and tiresome?

What do you guys think of using HDGE (actively managed short fund) as a long term hold for the next 18 months of rolling quarantines, $10 oil, and mass graves? I know you shouldn't hold -3x ETFs, is this better?

semi ta fag here
i think the stimulants will give buyers some incentive to push the price up. im eyeing at least $21,000, but the worst is yet to come

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My thoughts: Insider info
Trump has mafia (casino) connections

Everyone expects it to be red on Monday because it's been massively red the past few Mondays, so it'll probably be green instead. And since a lot of people will come to the same conclusion and assume we'll see an unexpected green Monday, it'll actually be massively red

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reen

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What poor souls were asking you bizzies what to buy two days before the crash? They probably put all $1000 they had into dividends and now look what happened. They’re 400+ in the hole and probably never coming back

But for real, what do you all recommend now lol

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SMELLIOT WAVES

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I bought 2k gush not knowing about the upcoming split. It being memed here did not help. I'm set to lose 1500$ come monday. Such is life.

Put 20% of all your take home pay into an Index Fund and don't look at it actively and you will make it.

you just made me laugh out loud you fucker

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There isn’t a mafia, they all disbanded and rebranded as Unions

The IRS would like to talk to you

SHELTER IN PLACE:
What’re you doing with your time? I just discovered the Tubi.tv library is built in to my TV at my shelter, and it’s got a bunch of anime I’ve never watched.

Going to try this accel world series, any good? It’s also got some other stuff that interests me: Jin roh, redline, GTO, some other old stuff and fun looking isekai...

For the most part yes but you definitely weren’t conscious for 9/11. There are a lot of similarities, even if the fears seem ridiculous in hindsight, and frankly somewhat unreasonable at the time.

But what does that have to do with valuation?

Which ones are the cheapies?
I’m accumulating PEP and KO right here, but I actually dropped a couple JNJ and MSFTs on a bounce, to DCA down lower. Even dropped a couple shares of MRK ;_;

Stimulants??

Bail outs, short covering, or big money scooping up the cheapies because long time horizon.

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I wish me union was that aggressive. They're pussies working as much for HR as they do for the employees they're supposed to represent.

>But for real, what do you all recommend now lol

Probably groceries and a bidet.

Yes.

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Which one ?

he meant stimulus package lol

>twitter.com/ByMikeBaker/status/1241172033179811841?s=20

Here's the scene right now at Alki Beach in Seattle, despite the governor pleading that people stay home:
• Beach volleyball games
• Crowds around bonfires
• Groups of roller-bladers
• A line of customers for fish-and-chips

(I got out of my car only to take picture)

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So a Put is basically just placing a bet that the stonk will fall in price? And if it does fall you make money, if it rises then you only lose the deposit?

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Holdings look like shit, just do it yourself. Seems lose-lose since it has a small return when markets are going down.

just google it

based

>breaking911.com/breaking-california-governor-deploys-national-guard-after-ordering-stay-at-home-order/

>California Governor Gavin Newsom says he has deployed National Guard members to provide “short-term food security to isolated and vulnerable Californians.”

>“It’s in these times of crisis that Californians are at their best, coming to the aid of those in their community who are most in need. Food banks provide a critical lifeline for families, and are needed now more than ever. Families across our state are suddenly losing work, and millions of Californians most vulnerable to COVID-19 are staying home to protect their health and the health of others. I ask all Californians who are able to join our Neighbor-to-Neighbor campaign to safely assist those in need in your community.”
RED RED RED

SOXL

Yeah, but the deposit will rise or fall depending on how many people are willing to take the bet.

wow, a dog's asshole and n*ggers nice photo

For all newfags and brainlets

At least watch the first 5 videos its 20mins total

>Which ones are the cheapies?
Everything.

I revise my estimate that the disease will peak in mid April. The disease will peak two weeks after America enters a mandatory national lockdown that's enforced with firepower. Because you dumb niggers don't fucking listen, holy shit.

nice digits and yeh, it is a good photo

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forgot link

youtube.com/watch?v=AuCH7fHZsZ4&list=PL55F11C99198EAE65&index=1

But are they taking from the members? Unions don’t have to steal from the business when they can tax the trade workers and make more... legally

what if corona mutates so it kills boomers and millennials? o__o

There are dues.

nice digits AGAIN

>work and school cancelled
beach day!

digits!!!!!!

Holy shit. I could retire and live just like I am right now with this amount of money.
Too bad I'm too much of a pussy to trade options.

Exactly

dubs!

I don’t think so.
I don’t think a lot of these are ever going to be the same. For example Disney has too much revenue from theme parks, cruises, resorts, movie theatres.

This quarantine to save the boomers is going to accelerate the movement towards virtualization.

Are you a foreigner looking to understand the US from one tweet?

Where I am... people are barely going to the gas stations and grocery stores. Everything is being delivered.

WHY DIDNT I BUY AMZN AT 6500!!!???!!?!?

VTSAX

what the fuck

Is it possible, dare I say, that the US measures taken will greatly mitigate the virus and we actually won't be anywhere near as btfo as Italy? I mean, even Germany and Italy's neighbors aren't looking like they're in terrible shape. Italy itself looks like a nightmare, but we will almost definitely avoid that fate.

>stimulus hits
>SPY still red
>mfw

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Because this is what I hoped for. Based Corona-Chan will wipe away all of the filth, and everything else.

Such bullshit. This is Soviet-tier manipulation. We'll see soon enough when the guardsmen start patrolling streets with APCs and machine guns to 'distribute food'.

I'm a Canadian terrified the Little Wuhan you're building in Seattle will spill over onto the Island

The only way the virus ends quick is if they find a cure.

>The only options available for me is shitty polak WIG20 with no volatility at all

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our measures aren't stringent enough to escape italy's fate, only delay and hide it for a bit

Can't you trade SPY options on XTB?
Fellow polak asking.

OH NO NO NO

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