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>1 out of every 10 anons will die in 2020
how do you fell with it?

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OIL IS FUCKED

Goku: Bobo
Jiren: bullfags

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stocks LOL

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By buyin 1000 SPY 15 6/19 Puts

IT'S ALL GOING DOWN.

BAILOUT *EVERYTHING*

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NOOOOOO NOT THE FRENS PLS

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Will the corporate debt problem be solved by fed money or will these companies just die?

BA is a defense contractor. Surely there will be gibs?

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How many gibs could they possibly have? They're going to have to bail out every company in america and every person individually at this point.

Oh my no. If you're not loading up in the low $20s with some additional orders down in the teens you're doing it wrong.

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Just called Outbook and Carrabba's. Tons of busy signals and a 2 hour wait for take out. Might throw $1000 at BLMN. Thoughts?

Kinda funny.. Outback was dead as fuck before all this, but it seems like their push for delivery is paying off.

>Trump mocks the virus and China by calling it the Chinese Carona
>he sells himself as a business man who is good for business
>capitalism good. communism bad
>in a panic to prop up the dying economy he nationalizes everything
>we are now the communists

Bought SPY 250 3/27 calls just before close. I have a very good feeling about Monday!

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>BBRRRRR $33 TRILLIONS within a month
>currently $16 trillions existing
>only thing making the USD relevant is the 70's deal with midddle eastern OPEC countries to trade oil only in dollars, forcing other countries to constantly buy $$ to trade it for oil
>oil price is now in the gutter
>demand for oil is non existant bcuz industries and transportation are ded
>venezuela, russia, etc are now huge actors in oil production and don't require USD
>chinks are negociating deals will the ME OPEC to break existing ruling to trade oil in RMB
>ie no one worldwide need to buy the huge scam USD always have been

Enjoy zimbabwe tier inflation guys. For the moment USD is artificially high because of the market crashing hard, forcing institutional investors to sell/liquidate their positions to cover their losses. USD hyperinflation will kick in so fucking hard and so fucking fast you wont understand what's happening to your sorry nigger ass. And the gov and FED are making it fucking obvious it's made on purpose. They are making the $ wothless to refund their exterior balance debts, then will declare bankruptcy, make a silver backed neodollar and take a fresh start free from exterior debts.
Only sub70 IQ apes want to hold USD rn.

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So how many of you guys are going to be unemployed soon, the writing's on the wall for my job

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I am not eating anything prepared by someone that isn't me till May at the earliest

Cute but no.

And with this spell, fate posters leave~

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I'm not sure. It appears to be a bullish sign but you have to consider they're probably cutting a shitload of staff since they only have to worry about takeout, so they are probably only cranking out food at a 25% efficiency? Either way I think their revs doing takeout only will not hold up to their usual operational revenue.

So who is selling?

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Work in a hospital, so I'm safe from an employment perspective. Health safety is another issue, but I'm young without any chronic health issues so I should be fine

Sure. But that doesn’t mean they’re looking to bail out the investors, the idea is to save the workers.

They’ll manage to bail out the suits instead, most likely.

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How dead is the dollar

All I ever wanted was to make money to look like a bigshot and finally have sex. Was that so wrong?

bros please tell me nothing bad is gonna happen to Red Lobster

>I have a very good feeling about Monday!
not if She has anything to say about it

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Its wrong by not overreacting. Worst is you could have lost some money but there you go.

any insider that can tell me what the cfd futures look like (the ones traded on weekends)

By all means short oil under $20. And remember to have fun!

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it's the opposite of dead

everything that isn't cash is trash
real money, US dollars, is the new gold

Chinese numbers are a lie. Don't believe them.

I'm going to sell my coke stocks because I expect it to sink to 30

After 1.5 trillion given to banks for free that did nothing? Deader than prehistoric disco.

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We must secure the garlic biscuit recipe.

I'm fucking trading for a living, kek'd. My friend told me that the place I used to work at are not even firing people yet because they are actually doing good, their stock value has only dropped by 9% or some shit so far

>dead
nigga we haven't even reached peak deflation yet, this is the greatest consumption crisis of the last 100 years

OMG you faggots are dumb if you think it won't bull Monday. Stimulation packages sorted over the weekend

The virus will peak, in the best case, around the middle of April. Deaths will peak a week after that. Some level of lockdown will have to continue essentially indefinitely, until a vaccine is developed. I'm worried about BBB corporate debt, and also national debts. What happens if a country issues 200% of it's GDP in debt at 0%? Nothing? Hyperinflation?

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>Chinese numbers are a lie. Don't believe them.
So are the other numbers. I think you can safely multiply any western government's numbers by 3 and at least then you're closer to the actual count that isn't tested/confirmed yet.

>Get gibs
>Can't buy shit with gibs
>Economy remains frozen for unforeseeable amount of time

Yes very bullish

Does anyone else keep expecting to wake up from this?

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WHOEVER WAS GOING ON ABOUT "QUAD WITCHING" YESTERDAY AND WAS SO SURE WE'D POOMP TODAY, FUCK YOU

g-guys, are we heading towards hyperinflation or is it just memes?

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I can't figure out whether to go SQQQ or TQQQ. I bought SQQQ at $28 on wed like a tard but sold at $29.5 today. I think there's gonna be a pullback on SQQQ regardless but SPX looks like it's trying to make this a floor:

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>more states shut down

Good thing I have all this money I can't spend.

I NEED MY DRUMPF BUCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What are you talking about the economy is still going on. It's not like it's at a complete halt, we aren't all wage cucks like you who didn't do well in college or were too much of a fucking sperg lord.

(BECAUSE MY $44 TQQQ CALL GOT FUCKED.)

expires in a week though, maybe we'll poomp. please.

doubtful. most anons already isolated themselves even during normal times. if anything most of the survivors will be anons.

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Not soon, I'm pretty much the only person who can perform my function and it's necessary to keep production going

However the promotion I was hoping to get this year is probably gone, which sucks

it's not a trillion every day you kike

it's 1 trillion a month

How do I calculate my expected gains from compounding ETFs assuming a stable % gain?

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With all the bailouts and unemployment welfare that pretty much all countries are planning large inflation across the globe is pretty much guaranteed. But I'm expecting something on the order of 50% not 10000%

Even in a massive recession the rest of life goes on as normal even if you're poor. This is like a nuclear war where everyone has to hibernate in a bunker for a year before radiation levels drop to safe levels

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New York and California and Chicago just sent all non-essential workers homes, what the fuck would "bull" now?
If anything it didn't crash fast enough.

I work at an advisory finance firm. If fin advisors start dropping like flies then I'll be worried. But so far business is booming. Seems like the clients already in want advice more than ever. We busier than ever.

Yas Forums skews younger. The mortality rate is artificially inflated by boomers.

buying bond, gold, silver, oil calls for 6-12 months out

Was expecting this but the premium on precious metals is a rip off and I have no idea what currency to get besides euros because of that user who had intel about corona virus in Jan.

>calls on a 3x etf
Your greedy ass deserves to get popped

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>Want some FTSE 100 ETF
>Took almost two weeks to get my broker account sorted
>I can finally invest now, just have to wait for the weekend to pass and then I can buy
>Price updates one last time earlier tonight
>It's up 7%
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How do I cope? How the fuck do I cope?

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