/smg/ short markets general

The bell is like music to my ears
I'm free

buy PEP

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where's it gonna open on monday. Place your bets here

>MUH QUAD WITCHING

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Dont worry bear bros... we got them good. Lets hustle and on Monday we send these fucks back to the 18k's

IS IT OVER? I CAN'T HEAR THE BELL ON STREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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RINGADINGDING

+5% motherfucker

BULLS ARE YOU OK BULLS ARE YOU OK.

WE DID IT BOBOBROS
youtube.com/watch?v=hf1DkBQRQj4

WE WON BEARBROS

Dubs for all green next week

Get your puts ready for the third impact Monday™

>This was with quadruple witching
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

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...

the face of defeat

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Should I buy TQQQ now or no!?!? Help brahs!!!!!!

Hope you all got in a good position for the upcoming news this weekend

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ITS REAL WTF

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>tfw holding oil ETFs over the weekend

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It's just part of the job, user. Don't hate me, hate the system.

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Yes we did. It was glorious.

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It wont open

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quint witching
(very spooky)

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NEVER THINK YOU CAN OUTSMART THE MARKET MAKER LMAO

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welp, i lost $500 today

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ITS GREEN!

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Its literally over.

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Why are my Exxon puts losing money?

YOUR LAST MINUTE PUMP FAILED JEROME

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>he thinks it'll open

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looking forward to a good monday!

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I legitimately believe that's what kept it in 19k today. Monday the dow blows past 18k and closes in the 17's

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How much money do you think Jerome poomped for that pathetic attempt of a rally?

Yotsuba a cute

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO CRAB

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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over NIGHT loans

obtuse pleb

>BEAR DEATH CROSS
>BEAR DEATH CROSS

ITS ONLY JUST BEGUN!
youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI

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MASSIVE RALLY MONDAY

screencaps this

Hey, we closed off the lows.

That's good.

Right?

Right . . . ?

The UK government will pay 80% of people's wages up to a maximum of £2,500

Its fucking over

19,170
>19,170
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>19,170
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>19,170
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>19,170
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>19,170
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>19,170

DID SOMEONE SAY THEY'RE TRYING TO COOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
(Especially my fellow bearbros)

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What the FUCK happened?

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I DID
I BOUGHT SO MUCH PEP AND KO
AND A LITTLE MERCK AND LILLY

WHAT THE FUCK BROS MY BLUECHIP DIVVIESTOCKS ARE LITERALLY CASTRATING ME

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We held through the toughest of times. The poompest of poomps. Jerome was no match, and we found an unlikely ally in Bill Ackman.

who /BEARCLAWS/ HERE??
REPORT
UNITE

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>15k on monday

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Tried to catch the knife and got wrecked. Probably officially negative on the year now, fuck this market. 401K just'd, Roth just'd, taxable account just'd. FUCK

put everything into XOM @ $32.73 at the last second
how long until i'm rich?

Pfft is that all you got bobos? You'll never break the bottom which is 19000.

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Monday will be green and tuesday will be another bloodbath you fags are retarded if you think theyll just keep let it tanking like that

You got IV crushed lad

Same. Fuck

The fuck is happening Monday. Are we dumping or mooning?

This is bad for bears and good for bulls. r-right?

Its going to zero user.....

Sorry bro but there won't ever be a green close again...

Fucking Oilfags I was trying to get SRTY for cheap. Should have nabbed some when it was 40 a share))))

time to go play animal crossing nh >:3c
money grows on fucking trees

I AM GOING TO CRASH THIS THREAD AND THIS WHOLE BOARD WITH NO SURVIVORS

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Moon

Blood red, like all previous mondays

Wasn't there some user today telling us to buy ULTA puts? fuuck

Limit down, screen cap this

no more lows
only highs
it's the weekend

It's time for PEP

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Holy shit what was that ending?
I'd been down maybe 31% on all my puts and even my intelsat invests were down.
Then holy shit the fucking cliff and my intelsat invests went to the fucking moon.
Now I'm up 11.68% and my intelsat invest is up 16% in the span of less than 2 hours.

I repeat my last:
What the fuck was that.

Guys, lets focus on what's important: how is bill mitchel responding to this incredibly bullish trend?

>Heh fucking Bearfags think they're going to hit lower. We've already hit the lowest, get ready for the biggest Green Monday Bullbros.
>J-Jerome pls p-pump more..........

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I dunno lets find out
Evens green, odds red
This has worked for me the last 2 times I have done it

I can’t do this anymore guys

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$100m Outflow from Vanguard

Bogleheads on suicide watch

I'll break through your bottom if you know what I mean

Unironically, who the fuck is bill mitchell and why do people keep posting his tweets?

Major sell off coming.

options just expired, time for freefall

>tfw the SPY puts I sold for 3.50 are now going for 7.88

>BUY THE DIP

here's to us, bearbros

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It was an orderly and reasonable market, friend.

what terrible week
how can someone predict anything from this?

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bearbros what we fapping to?

sold SPXL -9% thanks jerome, got 4/17 spy 210p 8.67 instead, am I a bobro now

Oil at 15.98/bbl monday

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>$100m Outflow from Vanguard

Honestly, is that all?

Soon the term "Bloody Monday" will just be a synonym for "Monday"

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Its red green red green, today was red so monday will be green

Same. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Well that ole quadruple with sure was kind to me that's for sure.

Seriously. Burning the wick at both ends here.

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breaker at open
-9% close on the S&P

>0.0001 trillion dollars

no one fucking cares lol

Any MOR and USO oilfags here?

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He's peak boomer in human form, it started in corona threads on Yas Forums where his delusional and factually impossible statements were being posted as a laugh/shitpost and because Yas Forums and Yas Forums overlap and he posts about this DEPRESSION it made it's way here.

There is no Vega or IV displayed either. My warrent is a block box. Fuck Vontobel.

So now that the dust has settled, can we admit Bull posters are mentally ill and euthanize them?

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USO. USO Puts.

Can anyone explain why US oil is dumping while euro oil is pumping? Only high IQ pls. I get it that shale is more expensive to produce, but why would it influence oil price itself?

lol @ bullfags
aha
ahaha
AHHHAHAH

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Bought SPY and NVDA puts on the chance that Monday is red. Pray for me lads

Itll go down 17.8% before bouncing to 13.2% down

smarter than the average bear

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FREE AT LAST
I can't believe it had been 2 whole days without closing red.

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More red
Terrible news over weekends
Boomers see that their pensions just got 10 years deleted
This is going back to fucking 2015

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well DWT rose 17% today
which means out of the $14,850 i was down, now I'm only down $13,480
y-yaaay...

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Good luck bears, inverse ETFs already mooning

I can't wait to gap down hugely on Monday. :) My only regret was not buying MORE puts.

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Just short them, lmao

Second circuit breaker

poomp wasnt juicy enough for me bearbros, i flinched and now im sitting in cash this weekend. ngmi.

youtube.com/watch?v=pls6OyJpCWg
Yas Forums theme

Open at -20%
just close the market

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OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY CRAB BROS

probably more worldwide. I think that was just this week.

>The sell spread on the Vanguard Australian Corporate Fixed Interest Index Fund blew out to 1.79 per cent, from 0.15 per cent, meaning the underlying investor has to accept a 1.79 per cent haircut on what the underlying investment is worth to exit.