/smg/ - Stock Market General

Witched

Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/yuri/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Prior thread:

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Can someone post that comfy pepe where he is in a bed in a nice looking house with stock charts crashing and fires burning outside but inside he looks cozy? Because I can't find it but that is exactly how I'm feeling right now.

What options moves should I make for the weekend. Are we going to see a red or green opening on Monday?

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=8kooIgKESYE

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guys don't fall for jerome's bullshit

you gotta dump

Money printer go brrrrr

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>Right when I bought SPY puts they start pumping
(((They))) were waiting for me

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CRAB DAY
WHAT THE FUCK
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That pump is WEAK I wanted cheap puts aaaaaaaaaaa

DON'T EVER BUY SQQQ ABOVE 25 RETARD

NOOOOOOOOOO

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EXPLAIN

NICE WITCHING BULLFAGS LMAO

What spy put to get?

ITS GOING BACK DOWN

JUST PUT THE FERRARI ON BLOCKS AND THROW THAT BITCH INTO REVERSE JEROME MY DAD IS GONNA BE PISSED

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OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

WHERE IS THE BRRRRR?
WHY DON'T I HEAR IT?
BRRRRRRRRRRR?
JEROME?
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?

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fucIKNG CRASH YOU PIECE OF SHIT MARKET

What does this mean?

I want to honk that clown

Are USO and XOP good long term holds right now guys?

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Bump. I want to see it too

HOLY SHIT JEROME JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

ITS HERE HAHAHHAHAHA

DOWN DOWN DOWN

Oil crash

>yfw the greatest depression is here and the next world war will be happening this decade.

I never wanted things to actually happen anons

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Kek nice "pump" bulltards

ITS FUCKING FREE FALLING OUT OF CONTROL

HISTORICAL FIREARMS ARE A GOOD INVESTMENT AND YOU CAN UTILIZE THEM!
>HISTORICAL FIREARMS ARE A GOOD INVESTMENT AND YOU CAN UTILIZE THEM!
HISTORICAL FIREARMS ARE A GOOD INVESTMENT AND YOU CAN UTILIZE THEM!
>HISTORICAL FIREARMS ARE A GOOD INVESTMENT AND YOU CAN UTILIZE THEM!
HISTORICAL FIREARMS ARE A GOOD INVESTMENT AND YOU CAN UTILIZE THEM!
>HISTORICAL FIREARMS ARE A GOOD INVESTMENT AND YOU CAN UTILIZE THEM!

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Today was supposed to be GREEN. I was supposed to get my CHEAPIES.

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SQQQ +30 MONDAY CALLING IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\AAAAAAA\
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOP GOING UP

Once the ride starts, there's no getting off

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Boutta get some uber puts at $10 4/09

Why is Vix only 68? I know "only 68" is still crazy high, but why is it so low?

>pump didn't work
Press F to mourn the US economy

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>*ring ring*
JEROME PICK IT UP
>*ring ring*
JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE
>*ring ring*
JEROME ITS NOT WORKING I NEED TO GIVE ANOTHER BILLION TO ISRAEL RIGHT NOW
>*ring ring*
JEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>FED pump was worth 1%
I'm not ready for monday.

THE PUMP IS NOT WORKING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>next world war will be happening this decade
But it's already happening, virus is the new hitler

hard times make hard men

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Cute!
I want a black powder revolver!

HOLD THE LINE BEARBROS
NOT A SINGLE POINT UP

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Our power is growing bobros.

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Imagine doing this for the global economy for the sake of the worst generation ever born. Fuck boomers.

I hope you shmucks are fucking happy, this is the second great depression that's coming down on us.

I AM TRYING MASTER!

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What if Jerome gets corona'd?

>tfw got my selective service papers today
FUCK I DONT WANT TO DIE FOR ISREAL BOBOBROS

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FREE FALLING AGAIN

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Too bad.

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A COMPUTER WITH "PUMP MARKET" AND "YES" SELECTED ON SCREEN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE. I threw a rock and hit "NO"

Oh God, I wish that was me.

NOTHING CAN STOP US

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>strap in, user

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JEROME WHAT THE FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Holy shit.

THATS HOW DONALD IS GOING TO GET RID OF JEROME!!!

Is a good idea to hold DUST over the weekend ?

Bernanke will choose another puppet to carry out his masterplan.

COME ON

KEEP FUCKING GOING DOWN

Unbelievably based digits

It's over

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Based and felonpilled

WHERE IS THE BOTTOM!!!!!!

>is the new hitler
No, the new Hitler comes later

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The what?

PUMP IT PUMP IT PUUUUMPPPP IIIIIIITTTTT

Basically economic war right now. Hence trump calling it a "chinese" virus. They are directly targeting the chinese and trying to take control of the market.

BASED, now let's get below 19000, TONIGHT

THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND GOT MARGIN CALLED AND FUCKING LIQUIDATED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>The Depository Trust and Clearing Corporation (DTCC) assisted in the coordination of the auction. The exchange was forced to step in and invoke its emergency protocols to auction off the portfolios.

this virus will breed the mindset for the new Hitler

well those don't count as guns so go order one.

liquidity problems, they are bleeding cash hard

Praise the lord, pass the ammunition, and buy GD/LMT.

hope China wins tbqh

Any TQQQ/SQQQ swingies here?

Where the FUCK are the witches?

Is that illegal?
I just want to have some old timey fun!

BULLS ARE DONE
THEY WILL NEVER RECOVER

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TRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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The based 30's are coming back again

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HOLY FUCK ITS GOING DOWN

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Looks like they heard about Ronin

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we need to get it to -750 in the next 20 mins bearbros

NOOOOOOO NOT MY FUCKING POOOOMPERINO

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STOP DUMPING

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>bobo-looks-behind-computer
But he's not looking behind computer...

Guys.

The USD is not like the Reichsmark at all. We’re not going full Weimar. If anyone is going full Weimar, it’s germany once the euro collapses.

ITS COMINGGGGG AHHHHHHH

here it comes bros
its going into free fall right fucking NOW

GOD DAMN IT JEROME YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING KIKE RETARD FED FUCK. THE POOMP FAILED, KEEP POOMPING MORE I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF WE HYPERINFLATE THE DOLLAR. I CAN'T GET LAMEDUCKED BEFORE SENDING ALL OF MY SUPPORTERS TO DIE IN IRAN FOR ISRAEL IM GOING TO LOSE TO A SENILE PEDO IN NOVEMBER

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Singles and we are bull on year

20% drop in GDP
Millions unemployed

NOOO STOP PUMPING

Blackpowder cap and ball revolvers are not legally considered a firearm and because of that can be mailed directly to your door. Alot of felons have them for that reason. I bet SNSS user has one, maybe one day he will turn it on himself.

Here comes, I can feel it.
The final pump before closing.

This is legit "The Secret" levels of creepy. The collective mental power of people asking for a real happening just broke through the fabric of reality. The universe granted us what we've been wishing for so long

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OH GOD IM POOOOOOOOOMPING

>THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND GOT MARGIN CALLED AND FUCKING LIQUIDATED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>The Depository Trust and Clearing Corporation (DTCC) assisted in the coordination of the auction. The exchange was forced to step in and invoke its emergency protocols to auction off the portfolios.

CNBC is saying they got fucked on bets against the VIX.

I wonder what the actual dollar loss is.

bear bros... we got too fucking cocky

I need some gas on pump 3
you hear me?
I said PUMP 3

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Ignore how stupid it was, just tell me if I should sell now, no meme

SPY 240 CALL 3/20

sub 500 I REPEAT SUB 500

STOP GOING ABOVE -3% YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU HAVE NO REASON TO

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Don't question bobo

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at 0

Buy sqqq at 28? :(

One more time!

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MY COMPANY CANCELLED ALL SALARY INCREASES FOR THIS YEAR FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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PEPSI DOWN 10%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm gonna start burning cash and there's nothing you can do about it.

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ITS GOING BACK DOWN

Just let it go Jerome

I HAVE 5000 WHAT DO I BUY PEOPLE,

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ITS GOING DOWN

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lmao
buy more

IS MONDAY GONNA BE RED OR GREEN BROS?

3/25 sorry

WHY CONTAIN IT?

STOP PUMPING JUST LET IT FUCKING DIE ALREADY

FUCKING GET OUT OF CALLS NOW
YOURE GOING TO DIE

OIL

PEPSI MAX RED

TVIX

Found the boomer who thinks stocks must always go up whether or not they deserve it.

bullets

all in GUSH
t. GUSHfag

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> Trump loses election to Joe Biden because of corona
> Biden dies of boomerton's disease.
> Bolsonaro style nationalist beats president Warren or whoever the fuck

Toilet paper and ammo

RED THEN GREEN THEN RED THEN GREEN AND THEN IT MIGHT GO RED AGAIN

Toilet paper.

Kek josh is rediculous
Uhhhhh
Wow. I bet they’re really expensive right now. I wonder if I can still order a functioning musket w/bayonet for home defense.

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>he thinks there is a monday

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I bought XOM at 31 im i cucked once monday hits?

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>Missed my TVIX limit order by 0.05 cents

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Just be glad you are still employed. You can make alot of shekels when the market turns around eventually, provided you have an income now and live like a hermit

Hehe.

HOLY SHIT IT WONT STOP FALLING

RED LEADER REPORTING IN

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OIL

>Bolsonaro style nationalist beats president Warren or whoever the fuck
F

COME ON, GET TO 700

At least you're not getting fired.

I suspect my company will do mass layoffs in the next 3 months.

If even they can't win, why should I expect to beat them?

Literal Great Depression numbers

Why would I want to buy this?

does IV ever stop fucking my puts I would have thought they’d all be up today but I’m still down

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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where's the pump?? i wanted cheaper VXX

>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY&t

who /horny/ here

Hell no.

to get rich

You don't want one for home defense, they are terrible bad for that and unreliable. The felons only have them because that is their only option. Get a S&W M&P Shield 9mm costs $250 and its functional.

Been and gone, didn't work. SARS-Cov-2 laughs in the face of money

pump incoming

Answer my question

You missed the train. Pray we get the 24 again on Monday so you can take part.

Bought SPY and NVDA puts expiring next Friday. Did I fuck up anons

I kind of want to buy some PEP
here....

Might be sooner. All but one of my friends has been laid off in the past week, it's insane

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AND I'M FREEE
FREE FALLLINNNNN

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Used 9mm/Turk 9mm pistols routinely run for $200-250.

Good investment. Look for something with a good trigger pull.

No retard.

there's about to be a massive dump in my pants
then maybe later I'll pump my dick

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WHERE DO I WATCH THE MARKET FALL DOWN LIVE

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Marishark stealing the fed money da ze~

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This market is fucking insane

Dump eet

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WILL THE RALLY IN THE FINAL MINUTES BE ENOUGH TO BRING IT OVER 20K? IT'S SO EXCITING BROS I CANT

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I gotchu dawg

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Dump. it.

SNSS user, how you holding up?

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Of course it is. Shorts must cover but we're so far down.

ITS GONNA BE SUB 19334

Trips and SSL goes to zero next week

10 MINUTES LEFT
>10 MINUTES LEFT
10 MINUTES LEFT

Fall below 19k!

why is WTI paused at 19.84 for hours?

FUCKING

BIBLICAL

>IT JUST KEEPS GOING DOWN
WHAT THE FUCK

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