/smg/ – stonk market general

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>still one hour to close

Kek. What is this pattern called?

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ROAD TO 10K

Storing his unlimited funds for Monday

Are we really going into quad witching hour after a deep red run? Holy shit the volume is going to be immense.

Saw last thread that UWT is being delisted. At least I only bought some when it was like around 0.40 so I didn't get burned that hard.

this is truly wonderful pasta

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WHAT ARE WE BUYING BOYS

HUM
*tchin tchin*
Portons un toast !
*soulève le verre*
À la santé des frères Bogdanoff !
"JETEZ-LA !"

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I WANT MY CHEAPIES
WHERES MY PUMP

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IT'S THE END OF THE PUMP AND WE KNOW IT
IT'S THE END OF THE PUMP AND WE KNOW IT, AND I FEEL FINE

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doom

>CNBC hyping up two green days

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He went to go buy more ink

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WHY AREN'T THEY PUMPING?????

I entered the market on March 6 with $1000 and I'm up $165

I was up $290 yesterday but my strategy for today involved a pump that never came

Majin boo

SPY would dump right after I unload my puts, of course. Fuck.

uhh bullkeks?

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TSLA puts

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Can I just get the song and not the anishit?

Oil well

THE WITCHES
WHERE ARE THE WITCHES
EMPTY YOUR FUCKING CAULDRONS INTO THE MARKET
I DEMAND CHEAPER SQQQ

19K here we come!

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Pic related. All according to consilium*.

* Translator's note: "consilium" means "plan."

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDNT I JUST GO TO COLLEGE

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this didn't she well

Green. Jerome is coming

panicked and sold my SQQQ at 28. Still made a killing but could have made more... Im sorry I let you down fellow bearbros

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another hour of this

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just bought 1k in total stonk etf. :^)

Is there anywhere where i can watch total market volume?

CNBC
> This is an orderly drop

These people know no shame.

WHERE MY OIL NIGGERS AT !

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>As of this week, almost nowhere accepts cash anymore as it's a "virus risk"
>Negative interest rates imminent

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holding a stoploss at 28.15 right now, increasing the stoploss periodically. comfy.

>JEROME IS SHREDDING CASH
>HE'S LIQUIDATING ASSETS

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And to think that last week, I was waiting for KO to drop below 50 to DCA.

someones hands were 1 key to the right, werent they

26k in SPY PUTS

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Bought a KR put just to keep may gains afloat....
Going to have to hold the Call for Kroger over the weekend because it's going DOWN for some fucking reason

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youtube.com/watch?v=yi-ZIOmB6EM

and

youtube.com/watch?v=NWxISwEBU0U

Fuck I sold at $26. Still a profit but I'm mad I didn't wait...

nah it's fine senpai, riding the near daily $24-28 SQQQ cycle is free money, don't feel bad about taking your gains

CUT MY FINANCIAL STABILITY INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST SHEKEL

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neat

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We can't dump too fast bobobros, we'll risk a bounce on Monday. Monday needs to open red and stay red

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Imagine being a Bullkek right now

>>oil niggers
they are called saudis now you racist

This one?
fintel.io/i/ronin-capital-llc

I pussied out on buying puts for 2 companies i was certain we going to drop. Id be up 50% on both. Must be trauma from when i lost 10k on puts last year.

how is monday gonna be if this was the "green" friday?

10% or more swings for the last 3 days in a row, maybe 4?

Is SQQQ a good hold over the weekend?

Am I a retard for accumulating UWT right now

Monday we hit -20%

REMINDER:
THIS GUY SOLD HIS PUTS AT CLOSE YESTERDAY
WHERE ARE YOU PUT SELLER
HOW DO YOU FEEL?

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do i buy calls on close??

time for the reversal

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Like every other monday. Blood red

YES JEROME COME ON

28 has been the point where it stops dropping lately, I'd say it was a good move

There will be over 20,000 COVID cases in America by Monday, probably closer to 30-40,000. Depends on testing capacity. Domestic air travel will be stopped soon.

not at this price, wait for it to hit 24 then buy in.

IT BEGINS, GRAB CHEAPIES

Bears will drag it out to 3:25. And then, nothing will stop them.

thanks user I just hope I get a chance to load puts before monday dump

Based and checked.

PULL IT

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>IT WENT RED AGAIN

NO HOPE FOR BULLKEKS

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forgive me, it's a brave new world we must adapt to

The UK government said it'll pay 80% of wages already seen 20 military vehiclea already, Italy over 600 deaths a day now.

What optimism is there?

Jerome finally came back with the ink, he forgot to get the economy sized one though.

if you have the balls for it

>M
>M-peach
IMPEACH!

DUMP IT

close in 18k today. Common Corona-Chan. Take my energy, I believe in you!

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>tfw didn't buy JCP puts yesterdat

NOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S SUPPOSED TO PUMP SO I CAN BUY MORE CHEAP PUTS AHHHHHHHH

It's vital we close under 20k. We need to spend a weekend under 20 to mentally brake the normies.

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WE DON'T SLOW DOWN FOR NUTHIN

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IT'S BEAUTIFUL

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what the FUCK was I thinking buying calls fuck

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I am casting a protective spell on the New York Stock Exchange. Your wishes of harm & ill will NOT penetrate it, and soon the red will be replaced with green. Begone bears, help me fellow BVLLS!

Reality

HOLLLLLLLLLLLD

posted this in the last thread.

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TURN ON THE PUMPS
60% POWER

Will jim cramer acknowledge the "BRRRRR" meme soon?

No, we need normies to keep thinking things will be alright so we can keep cycling puts. We have to take EVERYTHING.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

STOP THE BLEEDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Plus there's no light at the end of the tunnel.
The virus is here to stay at least for the next 18 months.

it didnt stick

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voca.ro/6LaknwPkzAt

>OIL FUCKED
>ECONOMY FUCKED
>HEALTH FUCKED
>MARKETS FUCKED
ACKMAN WAS RIGHT

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Pump it where are the trillions Jerome.

>tfw sold my puts on the morning dip

I cant take this overnight holding stress anymore bros im only daytrading from now on

THE SPREAD ON YUM PUTS ARE FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS! WHAT THE FUCK!

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What the fuck is happening?? Why are we crashing?

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We're closing below 18500, I feel it in my balls.

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CALLS OR PUTS FOR MONDAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!

HELL IS COMING

But hey the dollar is now strong, somehow

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PULL IT.

>Just got off the phone to Ron Paul
>He said "Its happening"

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Translate into common nigger language please

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BUY MORE STOCKS YOU FUCKING BULL RETARDS SPEND IT ALL FAGGOTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT IS OVER!

I think the brrr brr machine broke

goldman projected recession

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Always relevant.

>largest economies in the US under government mandated quarantine

anyone not selling in this market is demented.

>corona containment procedures now greatly affecting people's daily lives
>massive sudden unemployment
>corona might leave permanent lasting damage, even in healthy individuals
>up to 20% of cases completely asymptomatic, necessitating vast, all-encompassing testing
>not nearly enough test kits
>senators briefed on the situation sold massive amounts of stocks in insider trading

it's gonna get a whole lot worse before it's going to get better.

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REPENT

NO WHERE ARE THE FOUR WITCHES
FLY ON YOUR BROOMS YOU HAIRY CUNTS
CAST A FUCKING HEX OR SOMETHING FOR GREEN DILDOS COME ON

I'M WALKIN' ON SUNSHINE, WHOOOOOAAAA

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Hell is already here

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PLEASE GO UP SO I DONT HAVE TO KILL MYSELF FOR SELLING MY SPY PUTS 3/20 230 AT LUNCH TIME!!!

>friday green they said
>it wasn't a scam pump they said
Reminder that all bulltards are delusional

Bullbros, above all you must STAY CALM & FOCUS POSITIVE ENERGIES. Do not let the bearfaggots in this thread scare you, we are holding the line steady at 19K. We will NOT go below 19K. This is an absofuckinglute guarantee bullbros.

In order to help hold the line, please read wikihow.com/Cast-a-Spell

NQQQ is up but my options are down!! Whyyyy! Don’t give be this Beta Zeta bullshit!

never trading on a quad witching again

>three days before the bottom

stocks mooning on monday

What stocks should I be shorting?

Must have found out Madagascar got Corona. That was endgame.

Reckon we can see oil swing 40% in a single day?

We got to 34% on the intraday

CAN I SELL EVERYTHING?!?!!??!

I DIDN'T HOLD SDOW AND NOW I'M GETTING FUUUUCKKKEEEDDDD

I WANT TO BUY MORE KO AND PEP!!!!!
BUT I SHOULD STOP BUYING RISK ASSETS
EQUITIES ARE FUCKKKKKKEEDDDDD

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Shit, I've been in since 26.

All of them

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Based. Good one mate.

>NOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GREEN DAY
>Its a red day
>that means its a green day

Another one in the bag. At this rate, I will retire in -30 years.

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last hour is the pump

CHINA MUST PAY FOR THIS.

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Can someone explain this Ronin Capital thing to an absolute retard?

You got greedy, bullbros.

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HELL HAS FROZEN OVER CONFIRMED
WE HAVE A FROZEN HELL SITUATION HERE
SELL SELL SELL

we are in the last hour

Hmmmm yes

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exit scam, get out

Basé

I WAS TOLD IT'S GONNA PUMP ON FRIDAY

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>trudeau turning away refugees
h-how bad is this?

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have a SPY 233 3/23 put doing great. Sell or hold till monday?

ILL BUY SQQQ AT 26 OKAY?
JUST 26
THATS ALL IM ASKING FOR, REALLY.

F for my boy Kanchal

why is TVIX crabbing evne though VIX is going up

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