Ok guys none-memeing aside, we are in a lagg fase which means the actual numbers of infections reported today is like in reality from 15 days ago when the person first got the corona virus, to know todays actual infections you need hindsight vision into 15 days later.
Meaning this shit is gonna hit the fan even worse than it is now, good thing is that if America actually manages the social distancing and people staying at home most of it is going to recover so there is that. For now just enjoy the dip until Corona becomes of the past (If the orange retard actually gives the reigns to Pence and stops talking).
Is buy options (puts in particular expiring a month out) dumb on fridays?
Grayson Taylor
Bearfags, redpill me on bobo
Eli Adams
CRABS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE FUCKING SHITS I NEED CHEAP PUTS FOR THE BLOODBATH NEXT WEEK
Jaxson Russell
QUICK SHOULD I BUY TVIX AT 500?
Owen Long
>good thing is that if America actually manages the social distancing and people staying at home most of it is going to recover so there is that
Italy did it way before than Amerimutts
John Bell
>Manufacturing isn't back breaking labor you twit, it's only like that in sweatshops in China. In America it's all robots and protip: robots don't get sick and don't spread foreign diseases to their host country. And that's why America can't compete with chink prices. It's not like burger workers can produce higher quality shit than chink workers. It's all the same now
Lucas Long
I officially hate crabs my god damn spy puts are down 20% and they don’t expire for a month
Jacob James
Greed is a sin user, remember that
Samuel Rodriguez
hug me, squeeze me... tug at my fur
Parker Ward
what do you think frens, is this the catalyst for widespread automation of all jobs?
Elijah James
Is IV going to be high today? Should I buy 3/27 puts now or Monday morning?
One month is when we will have a realistic set of numbers and a clear idea of how many are infected because the chinks are lying bastards
Oliver Richardson
Reminder that if trends hold up this kind of sideways action will continue for a few more days before another round of selloffs. We aren't near the bottom yet, but the initial panic selling has reduced the exchanges a lot.
Social distancing will only slow the spread, not stop it. See my post from the last thread.
Zachary Bennett
slow abd steady wibs de race :DDD
Jordan White
This is what I'm worried about too fren
Cameron Ortiz
You can get 4/17 puts at practically half off from a crash day, and we will definitely have one more when cnn starts airing footage of stacks of bodies in America
Jacob Ward
WITCHING HOUR SOON
Luke Sullivan
You retard you realize this is a super highly infectious disease that's been around a lot longer than we thought since China has been covering it up since November and we don't even have enough tests so they should be saved for people we need like our doctors. Chances are a lot of us probably already have it, we just won't know until probably summer and the good thing about it is that it will probably drive the mortality rate down once we see how many people already had this and didn't die.
Levi Green
Crabs are driving IV down and giving you cheaper puts than we’ve seen in a minute. Holy shit this board is retarded.
Blake Richardson
I seriously hope no one bought puts today. You will lose a LOT of money on Monday if you did. Fair warning
Ryder Cook
5k more to finally be able to day trade and fuck crabs
Nicholas Murphy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE SMALL CAPS GOING UP!!??!!
BECAUSE THEY BENEFIT MORE FROM $1000 THAN LARGE CAPS?!?! DO THEY HAVE LESS INFLATED VALUATIONS?!? AREN'T THEY THE LEAST LIKELY TO MAKE IT THROUGH THIS???
Yes I know, I never said stopping the virus. Likely 70% of the people are going to get infected and the reason for social distancing etc is just so the peak isn't crazy that 1000 people are hospitalized outside cause there is no spot, they just are doing this slow the infection rate but people will still get infected.
Joshua Nguyen
What's an extra $15 billion? BBRRRRRRRR
Easton White
Maybe, no matter what this will change everything. Even if corona turns into nothing the damage is don’t to western economies. This is unironically a once in the lifetime market crash.
No American products are passable on a very low bar but the Chinese products are absolute cheap garbage. Please just go to main land china and see how they eat gutter oil and produce garbage steel with a shit ton of impurities.
Ryder Walker
The issue is the iv tho. Literally a 50% drop. How much do i lose come monday is what im worried about
>American products are passable on a very low bar but the Chinese products are absolute cheap garbage user all of those "american products" ARE chinese products. Iphones ARE chinese. They're manufactured in china, can you tell that the quality is poor? Apparently not
Brody Gomez
I agree 100% with you, the reason it exploded in Italy is that it was already going for weeks before we even were talking about the first infection in Europe, probably infected by Chines tourists as well. I don't see how my reasoning contradicts yours though so please don't call your basedbro a retard.
David Myers
Except they don't just make Chinese products but all of ours too. You think they just get some lazy ass Americans to churn out gazillions of iPhones and PS4s?
Wyatt Mitchell
The IV is the reason they’re so cheap. Swinging 2% is the most stable performance we’ve seen from the S&P all month, sadly enough
Carter Perry
Yeah if they play this out for as long as they seem to be, the economic impact is going to kill many more people than the actual virus Good post
Nolan Nelson
If 3pm hits, Will Robinhood sell immediately? Can you sell yourself after? Can you request them not to sell for you?
Isaac Ward
this folks need to lrn2greeks
Parker Phillips
WHAT WILL HAPPEN AT WITCHING? >WHAT WILL HAPPEN AT WITCHING? WHAT WILL HAPPEN AT WITCHING? >WHAT WILL HAPPEN AT WITCHING?
Brandon Thompson
The rate the deaths have gone up is impressive 600 a day is a big a
Cooper Bailey
>eod pump There's always sell off on friday, if not literally EOD then after hours
Noob here when’s the best time to buy stock into airlines?
Hunter James
I understand that ETF decay is an issue, however would it be possible to hit thousands of dollars a share for SPXS or SQQQ by holding until the end of the month?
How did SQQQ hit 19k a share in 2010?
Parker Adams
Stop right there, buddy. This market is for us crabs.
I’m going to shit post so fucking hard when all of the total retards that still went on spring break this week kill their parents in a month
Asher Reed
You think the Chinese buy that shit over there? No they are too cheap ironically to buy the shit they make for Americans, this is why I say you should go there. You have retarded chink kids trading their kidneys for a fucking ipad.
I live in the Netherlands which is a small country and people are taking it seriously unlike Americans(Sorry broskis) so you might be right that for a country like America it is already too late but for nordic countries and the countries surrounding which did take immediate action it probably did flatten the curve even if it was a little bit.
Jackson Moore
Worse of all the virus spread heavily in your capital, at least in Rome they have an actual chance of keeping the numbers low.
Ryan Sanders
They have a robot hospital so Greenland is bugged anyway.
Same, I bought a bunch of oil stocks last week way too early, now I'm just playing the puts game until I have more cash to DCA again. But it'll pay off in the end when oil returns to $40+.
Isaiah Evans
didn't mexico close the borders before already?
Sebastian Rogers
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Eli Morales
On the one hand, the boomers won't be able to do anymore damage and destroy the demographics, employment, and housing of the west with 'cheap labour', but on the other, half the based rednecks are boomers, and gen X and Y have too many scumbag SJW's...
Zachary Brooks
Fuck, I mean UWT.
Christian Lopez
Ironically it might be a good idea to get yourself infected now before the system is overwhelmed to go through this relatively safely and gain immunity before everything collapses.
Liam Bennett
Delisted soon
Bentley Adams
100%
Nolan Sullivan
Would also like to know. Also what about ERX? ans USO? or GUSH?
In costal regions in the US no one took it seriously and kept up the “it’s just a flu bro”
Luis Howard
HOLA, DEBO DE COMPRAR UN "PUT" EN EL STOCK DE SANTANDER? VA BAJAR MAS? t. gringo
Jacob James
brainlet noob here. what oil stocks did you buy
Brayden Ortiz
this is fucking boring is this what stonks are normally like?
Joshua Lopez
Tesla
Elijah Thomas
You underestimate how conservative zoomers are, my kid told me that his class constantly makes fun of black people and they all love Trump and he's only in the 5th grade.
holy shit this is like an early episode of DNSL game show. STOCKS ARE LOW I REPEAT STOCKS ARE LOW. YOU'RE ALL MY FAVOURITE EMPLOYEES
Elijah Adams
I keep seeing that nurses and doctors are getting infected. Going to be real bad when a good chunk of a nations medical staff can’t come in to work
Jaxon Richardson
Is this a jest?
William Butler
What the fuck does that have to do with anything? The Filipino urchins who make Abercrombie and Fitch can't afford that shit either, the reason Western companies get millions of products made all the time is the factory owners in these countries will just tell their workers to fuck off if they dare even complain. The CIA fucking rigged Haiti's election because they were going to raise the minimum wage. You have no idea how manufacturing works.
Zachary Carter
Fuck nigger we can have this debt fund automation to the point we don't have to pay those chinks shit anymore or worry about their diseases and artificially cheap labor supply.
>thinking a country with a GDP per capital worse than Iran with a billion people can afford American products This is why it helps to travel so you actually know what the rest of the world is like outside of this bubble in the west.
You'd have to be stupid not to realize which is the shittier bottle of water to drink, the one from China or the one from the US? Should be a no brainer.
>that we've finally hit bottom How are bulls getting more delusional with time?
Cooper Morales
GUSH is a meme buy that has only a small chance of actually gaining its former glory back while the others are long term investments with smaller potential returns. So all in on GUSH naturally.
Gabriel Thompson
I wish that to be true, but I know it ain't. Zoomers have been indoctrinated by the MSM and SJW's their entire lives. Your kid is just reflecting your own views and managed to convince a few friends to quietly chuckle about black people. Every zoomer and younger that I've met have been completely brainwashed.
Henry Hill
fuck sake i thought i'd found a new hobby
Jason Evans
>I'm down over 10% I'm down 27%. Although a good portion of that is PCG and BHC fucking my shit up because I didn't sell them for a profit when I had the chance. So maybe it's closer to 20%.
I'll just keep DCAing over the next year or two of crabbing after we hit bottom and do splendid over the next decade, I'm not seriously worried. It's just annoying that I ran out of cash so quickly.
check their website. it's being liquidated. dwt too.
Adrian Allen
damn i wanna play KoF now
Aaron Morgan
Alright, so what THE FUCK are the plays for Monday? Trying to GODDAMN retire in my second decade in the summer here. >F puts? >GE puts? >UUP calls? >EWZ puts? What fucking else?
Jaxson Long
how can the fed not pull a fucking rally with 1 TRILLION DOLLARS EVERY DAY
To be fair at this point it does in fact appear that SOME sectors are either at or very near bottom. Oil large caps are pretty much completely bottomed out, there's MAYBE another temporary 10% down left in them. I believe they are beginning to decouple from the S&P especially on red days.
