I AM IN A DEEP SHIT, I HAVE 5 DAYS TO LEAVE BVLLGARIA AND THE ONLY DESTINATION AVAILABLE WITH MY SHIT FRENCH PASSPORT IS FRANCE UNDER MARTIAL LAW WHERE I DONT HAVE ANY FAMILY AND MY ASS WILL GET RAPED BY AIRBNB HOSTS SECOND OPTION IS STAYING IN BVLLGARIA BUT PAYING A 2500 EUR FINE AND RISKING TO GET JAILED WITH A BUNCH OF GYPSIES IN HIDEOUS CONDITIONS.
I'M FUCKED.
post timestamp selfie you sexy guy
What's your actual nationality
Jeet
Tu peux venir chez moi à Angers.
J'ai des pates du pq de la bierre la fibre et quelques btc.
Viens.
why?
I'm french
Mais je peux même pas me rendre jusqu'à Angers je vais me prendre une rafale d'amendes si je roule je suis foutu, FOUTU, FOU-TU.
I'm forced to open a x125 trade with 3000 EUR
I am from Bulgaria too, i can give you a place to stay and visit. I have it all covered.
I have a 3 months visa, I can pay my rent it has nothing to do with this my friend.
Usually I just go to Greece or Turkey and then come back but atm all the borders are closed
Well, i live with my family and i am still going to my job. You miss the party, but ok.
If you can reach Hungary you will be fine. The hungarian police is fucking incopetent. With 1000/month you can live for years.
Can't you just like walk over the border to the next country? I doubt everything is fenced up. What problem you have there?
Are you inviting me to live with your family?
mlakni be selyanin
where do you belong?
do you have a home to go to in France?
serves you right you subhuman manlet low t bear
you always lose
? How rude of you.
Hungarian authorities will never leave a french citizen to join their country it's at peak epidemia level right now
Even my city is surrounded by military checkpoints
No I don't have home in France, I live in Bulgaria, I pay my rent here.
T'as merdé mon con
Bro have some respect for your family you don't even know me and you want me to join? Imagine the awkwardness of the situation "Hey mama this is Frenchbro for Yas Forums"
Oi oi oi
Why don't you just go spend some time with your family in Algeria?
Whatever, i got my connections here, can deal with everything. And i've never heard of french-boy before, so you are not famous in my eyes.
every bulgarian say he has his connections but then you ask him something and he says "oh I don't know if can ask this" - "oh it's my uncle's friend"
Fuck this fucking virus
You wouldn't get it. I have friends that we trip together, not talking about high-ranks turbo-folks.
Tu as le droit de rouler si tu rentres de l'étranger en tant que français évidemment. Il faut que tu imprimes des justificatifs, montrant que tu vivais a l'étranger.
So I will say to the border police that I was tripping with a bunch of selyanin and they will let me go whereas I infringed the national law about immigration?
Seems smart
Might as well work, also i can give you a ride to the serbian border? I don't care really, but i may be able to pull this out with my IQ. Stop calling me selyanin, come on. It's not my fault, i just happen to have it in my DNA.
They won't allow me to enter serbian territory, a french passport is like a pakistani one these days.
I will have to leave to France and live in a haunted house I know until the end of quarantine
It will cost a lot to a bulgarian woman that I owe money to but this shit is out of control now
fuck this stupid chinese virus let the boomers die for fuck sake
Moi aussi j'étais un trader btc digital nomad sans famille jusqu'à peu. Heureusement j'ai acheté un appartement ya quelques mois haha.
Je suis en quarantaine tranquilou avec la fibre et de l'alcool.
>a french passport is like a pakistani one these days.
this is so fucking funny
Je t'héberges si tu payes internet
Any passport is like a Pakistani one anyway. The virus is in almost all country now.
Unless you're an African.
what happen to the penthouse penthouse arab-bro
they still allow people to get back to their countries of origin, you'll have to be quarantined for some time probably but that's about it.
Good luck!
pourquoi tu dois quitter la bulgarie?
cant u just go to any EU country. try Ireland or chermany
get fucked dumb frenchie,maybe next time stay in your house when theres a virus running wild in the world
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN
LOW T MANLET FRENCH KEKS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Go to the French Embassy in Bulgaria and ask them what your options are.
Frenchbro has capitulated to the bataids.
why are you applying to a 3-month visa when you can get a permanent residency easily being from another EU country?
how are you living in Bulgaria and suddenly you get kicked out?
sounds like your best option is go home to France.
He is afraid of gipsies and let's admit it, Bulgaria is a shit-hole. Dying here, no hospital will save you. Fear dictates everything and i am not afraid, i've been ego-death few times, so no biggie.
We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the earth.
I will say risk with airbnb, don't pay for shit, if they want to evict you just pretend you have coronavirus, then they will either leave you the fuck alone or give you a comfy place to stay quarantine. NEVER took risk with jail time
>Hey mama this is Frenchbro for Yas Forums
More like this is my sextoy which i will pump full of estrogen and turn into my personal sissy
He will work for me in the basement with a chain around his ankle and he is going to put coal in my boiler system of the house.
Just go to a local administration building and ask for perms regarding your temporary residence. Also complain about kikes.
REMEMBER WHEN FRENCHKEK LIED AND SAID HE OWNED A 4M PENTHOUSE IN PATTAYA, EVEN THOUGH HE JUST GOT SHOWN IT BY THE BROKER AND TOOK A FEW SELFIES.
FRENCHKEK BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE A DOOM AND GLOOM BEAR THE WORLD COLLAPSES ARE YOU HAPPY
FRENCHKEK BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
just get a furnished apartment for a while, what is your fucking problem?
it's not that hard
Kicking a man when he's down is uncivilized user. You are better than this
it does not work like this in France
too much papers to fill
you have to prove where your money come from
I'm happy you're fucked. I hope you die. You get what you deserve.
>people
That fag isn't even human. Let him die.
hey french nigger
I am the Bulgarian bro
just lay low, and paying a fine is a long processes that you can eventually avoid
FUCK YOU ALL
FUCK THIS WORLD
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE
IF IM NOT BILLIONNAIRE AT 35 I WILL GUN DOWN EVERYONE OF YOU KEKS
Reading this as an actual Algerian made me chuckle
Get fucked, frog.
explain
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked loser
to be fined you need first to be observed by a "witness" then servered ACT, then served penalty that you may pay if you feel like it
only if you are a wagie, they will garnish your wage
they can't force you to pay shit
the jail is bait too, super easy to avoid and it will take 6 months to an year to jail you
pay your rent or move and rent or go to motels, just lay low until the 15th next month when the state of emergency is voided
there are many empty houses in north west bulgaria
just go there and ask local villages if you can get shelter
ok and the 15th I leave by plane? no one will accept me anywhere it won't change anything...
embassy told me to fuck off and go back to France lol I'm not even sick fuck them all
I don't want to put my landlord in bad situation I just want them to leave me alone and live here
don't even try to leave the sofia now
tomorrow there will be checkpoint everywhere
it does not change the visa overstaying
i'm not homeless i have money i'm just countryless it's different
stay in bulgaria and violate your visa period
if you lay low, you will never see a cop
Bad luck
i dont live in shitfia, you dirty shop
i could technically shelter the frenchie in my house
but wont
cause its full of gold