/smg/ - Stock Market General

Bewitched edition; bears shall be cursed!

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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First for hold your SQQQ

THE FED IS BUYING CORPORATE FUND THIS IS IT GENTLEMAN

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roger that

First for buy the dip

yes. just keep holding little bobo. your "sqqq" will turn into ess poo poo poo by eod.

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BONDS*

real thread here

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ME WANT BEAR MARKET

remember
buy high
sell low

newbie here. some of the markets I'm watching are climbing up. is corona-chan gone?

Reporting in

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bulls must be ironic at this point. no one could continue to be so smug after getting continuously reamed for 2 weeks straight

If you don’t buy puts on this today you’re a literal retard and you’ll never forgive yourself

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Nah, I did and yelled at the thread for being wrong kek. Just thankful I didn't get rekt.

So basically, wait and short more? I can buy everyone doing puts right now and hedging, Yas Forums was right and I suffered opportunity cost for it. Just the question is will it stop pumping after Trump speaks, or at end of the day?

Might as well, can't day trade anyways. I sold for very small profit to cover my small short loses earlier and bought back in cheaper than I did before. I am growing convinced that on Monday Hell is coming.

Market aside, actually based. But with increasing layoffs surely this won't mean green Monday too. Market defied all expectations, scared to bear or bull.

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at this point its either
>let all corps fail and bail out banks
>let SOME corps fail and bail out SOME banks
or
>buy the junk debt themselves

last one is a terrible fucking idea desu, and should prolly be illegal, but its the least likely to cause economic collapse in the meantime, and least likely to start some gommie revolution

do you have sauce on this tho m8?

This is my first losing day since the start of my gain streak 2 weeks ago

Trump Dump speech when

1145EST

>tfw all in'd Uber and Zillow at the bottom.

How fucked is Russia if a cure is found tomorrow and their plan fails?

I lost $500k yesterday before deciding I needed to stop being so hard-headed and accept the evidence that hydroxychloroquine seems likely to be a cure.

I am not buying puts now.

A day or two ago, I saw IV on SPY puts dropping even at times that SPY was going down, indicating *someone* was unloading a massive amount of SPY puts.

At the same time, SPY was generally rising (with occasional dips), and BTC was having a massive pump.

There is someone out there with a SHITLOAD of money who decided 1. They want to be in the market right now and 2. They don't think they need much insurance against price drops (hence spy put prices dumping even during time periods when spy was dipping).

Even if you're right in predicting the market goes down, I think you will get fucked by falling IV right now.

Maybe sell far otm options on something with high vega. Do it as a spread so it's covered in case it really ends up itm.

I'm retarded but how does California shut down and the market rallies?

What was this dump for?

this desu
look at that face
do you wanna bet directly against a mug like that?
tantamount to suicide

priced in

CUOMO LOCKED DOWN NEW YORK STATE
youtube.com/watch?v=hlDmHsLhuU4

WATCH STOCKS PLUMMET

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
FUCKING STOP SELLING

Markets are retarded

cuomo is such a clown,"MUH MOMMY!"
how people like him and the orange became powerful?

looks like all NY hedgies just realized they were trapped

And all these faggots saying global shut down was priced in, meanwhile one state shutting down drops the market 2% in 30 seconds. Bulls are a fucking joke

Newsom is crabbing this market with no survivors

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HE ANNOUNCED THIS WHILE MARKET IS OPEN STILL!? wtf is wrong with him, stop fucking up this already unpredictable market. wtf is there to do right now, I am so fucking lost, stop going down please finish green and don't destroy my confidence in how Monday will be. jesus fuck, I just want predictable chaos not this shit that I can't daytrade for.

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More dump is coming, this is most likely just a relief rally since we erased 30% of the market in a month. Having S&P go back up to around 3k before the dump continues would actually be healthy looking compared to an actual straight up crash without any sort of recovery, doesn't mean it will happen but.. it would be better

Just when you think oil might be starting to recover. Lol

hes prolly got puts desu
him and nance live for this knd of shit

He has puts

>tfw sold at almost $29 premarket yesterday and it immediately crashed

>Cuomo announced this in the first 2 hours of trading
Holy shit what a bearbro

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if there was some centrally planned organization making things look good that'd make sense but
oh
fr though this is a clown market

great minds...

Pray for me boys I'm putting 5k into Boeing stocks

snib snab

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Lmao my thoughts exactly

inb4 user logout from IRL

>only recently opened brokerage acct
>didnt realize you had to submit an app to buy options
>just submitted yesterday, wont be ready till next week
>cant buy puts for bloody monday
FUCK YOU JEWS

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Everyone in /smg/ right now is basically gambling on what the government is doing, ie, you’re gambling on how much money the government is giving to Boeing.

I’m holding my spy puts even though they expire today, because I’m gambling on trump fucking up his speech, and possibly horrible numbers from Italy/more bad news

It’s for the customers own good, they don’t want customers getting raped with options not knowing what they’re doing. It’s actually an anti-Semitic rule

if you want bad news, look at spain
holy goddamn did they fuck up

Holy shit Susan Li on Fox News is so fucking hot it’s unbelievable

eh it goes both ways
banks dont want you to blow up your life savings EITHER as they lev against all their clients money
its a neutrally semitic rule

i still will absolutely NEVER understand allowing people to trade naked long options prior to debit spreads tho
absolute fucking jibberish

Accumulate REFR

Where is the dumpf stream

based retard

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yeah but i just lied my fucking dong off and am going to trade options with no experience anyways

STOP SELLING

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This should be illegal. Mother fucker.

Everyone is. idk what to do now, I wanted to wait for inevitable pump but now market may fall because he broke the news too early. I just want Monday to be bloody, please stop giving people a potentially bullish attitude going towards it by making things plummet today.

The PDT rule is worse, whoever came up with it should be hung. Does literally nothing but hurt the little guy, anyone of any value can lose all their money if they are stupid and little guys can lose it all swing trading anyways. Pisses me off working my way up as poorfag.

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OH NO BULLBR-
OH NO BEARBR-
OH NO BULLBR-
OH NO BEARBR-

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EXPRESS ELEVATOR TO HELL

GOING

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Based and liepilled
I did the same

link to the stream, hasnt started yet
youtube.com/watch?v=AXbxNT4ncXo

>NY restrictions tightened
>stock market not diving
could we be starting to see a bottom?

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go call the SEC, i bet half of em have puts too. theyre plenty tight with cummo and nance and all the other NY shitbags
as for
>This should be illegal
so should the fed buying junky corporate debt directly, but here we are

>USO $5 puts to .20 now
Why did I sell so early?

Quad witch is propping things up. MMs want to keep shit flat to close their positions. Monday we dump.

>MMs want to keep shit flat to close their positions
this makes way too much sense
puts at close it is

The official whitehouse stream is boring, anybody got a meme link?

Just woke up! Good morning submachine gunners!

How's the market today?

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youtube.com/watch?v=8FNwvJcnFjc

confused

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So if Elon makes a dumb Twitter post about his company which is not true which results in a stock surge- this is against the rules.

If trump makes false statements in a press conference in Hope's to give false confidence in investors....is this also against the rules?

What's you logic behind this? Legitimately curious.

burning like my penis is.