/smg/ - Stock Market General

Short in the afternoon really. Its so simple.

what do i do bros

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Can we go higher?

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alright who fucking made the double /smg/ threads

How do we know this is legit and not another crabtrap
Bobos are silently crying in the corner, but I don't like the way those crabs are looking at me.

NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

Of course, buy to your heart's content. Keep that pump going through the end of today bullbro.

what broker is that. looks comfy

30 MINUTES FOR MASSIVE BAILOUT LIKE NO OTHER IN US HISTORY

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zoom out lil mumu nigga

its not a scam pump. shit that had zero income stream is just now getting government contracts. thats income. the gov is paying hotels to house patients and homeless. those rooms would otherwise be empty and earning 0 income which is priced into the shitty current prices. use your head fucking millennial

When is the trooomp poooomp?

The bears are just stuffing the bulls for Monday's slaughter. Cheap steaks here we come.

Shut the fuck up bearcuck we already reached the bottom theres no where to go but up now

cmc but its a cfd platform which is banned in burgerland

so I don't really expect the puts to do much today. But I'm thinking about allocating to intelsat more. Trying to figure out some other long term bottom buys to make...

>Green

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crabbing till lunch is actual deadcat, bulls tricking bulls till lunch is over, then panic sets in and massive dump because everyone knows monday is bear territory

BASED HERVAJEC BTFOING OPTIMISTIC MSM NARRATIVE

You realize that all this green is gonna be wiped out in the weekend alone right?

I feel bad for whoever started placing down puts near 2200 S&P. That's the bottom. They had their chance 10 days ago.

sorry user, the markets are CLOSED on the weekend, so that's not possible

Governor just confirmed New York state is shutting down tomorrow

you mean the troomp doompf right, user?

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>he doesn't know

IT WAS LOOKING DIRE BUT I THINK WE'RE BACK CRABLADS

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Guyz, the markets are anti-Semitic!

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there are pre and after markets

Based. Its true though. Cash gang all through weekend, both bears and bulls will be cucked come monday

THE VOLATILITY IS KILLING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

HELL IS NOT COMING. ITS HERE
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CNBC going full doomer.

HELL ISN'T COMING

IT'S HERE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm not worried, we get futures a day ahead.
We still have a long way to go today, though, things are looking up right now.

>SQQQ and VTIX pumping
I need you bulls to get in the game and start buying so I can get some more cheap before Monday.

CNBC talks only to retard passive investors who take the Big Bear Cock in times like these

LINK

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>news spooking boomers
lmfao nice market you have

How about a little dump for my puts.

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123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/ YOU ARE WARNED AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They're viral marketing for nu-doom

NO GET HIM OFF THE AIR HE'S TANKING IT

MASSIVE BULL SIGNAL

OH GOD DAMN IT I WANTED CHEAP SQQQ TODAY

Hey there's a bit of a selloff on the S&P

NYC LOCKDOWN

NYC LOCKDOWN

MORE COMING

CNBC has actually turned into Yas Forums tier doomer schizos. This is the bottom

IS THAT ORANGE FAGGOT TALKING AGAIN?

>MASSIVE BULL SIGNAL
>Kike York just got LOCKED

KEKEKEKEKEK BULLS ON CORONAWATCH

Yep.

You can't fight us, you can't frighten us. The panic is over bobo. You are just not important anymore. Be forgotten.

>DOW will never go below 25k
>DOW will never go below 23k
>DOW will never go below 20k

>DOW will never go below 5k

I wish. Vidya marketing will never be that good again.

You guys are buying cheapies right?
Your not actually shorting right? You are? Thats hilarious.

>everything is Yas Forums
after a while you should just shut the fuck up

Cuomo is advising people to just stay home.

We got greedy, we can only hope Trump pulls enough bullshit out of his ass calm the bulls and bring us to 24

Why is this fat fuck always late

delusional

Whitehouse stream link?

NO NO NO

BEARBROS

WE GOT TOO COCKY

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN NOW

>delusional

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SNIB SNAB

youtube.com/watch?v=AXbxNT4ncXo

we The Division now

SPY is plummeting.

Bobo NO!

>people holding overnight getting snib snabbed
>meanwhile im making bux day trading

you people are crazy trying to predict what's gonna happen overnight/overweekend, try predicting what will happen in the next 1-5 minutes instead.

>I hate this guy, better post soijacks

>d-delusional

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>down 500 in 15m
Glad to be representing team bobo

NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>>I hate this guy, better post soijacks

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BULLS GOT DROPPED

THERE IS ONLY THE BEAR FUTURE!!

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WE BEAR NAW

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NY Governor just announced he's shutting down the whole state

Repent, in the name of Jesus Christ. "For God so loved the world that he gave his only son so that he who believed in Him should not perish but have eternal life."

It's just crab times, don't you worry

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS IT GOING DOWN NOW, I CAN'T GET MY POSITIONS FILLED WITH THIS RATE

THE ORANGE RETARD IS LATE AGAIN AAAAAA

hurry up and get Trump on tv

>mad

FUCK I need bulls fat today

ah, the scheduled pre-lunch dip, i will enjoy picking up some more cheapies

>tfw no 25k

FINES ARE BEING IMPOSED

check your charts, bull
you didn't fall for the trap, did you?

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As if this is news. Just proves how obtuse bulls clearly are. Its only going to get worse. When will they learn?

Dear god my put options are swinging 50 dollars at a time here...

this i keep getting greedy and not selling for my profits, hoping my calls keep going up or puts keep going down and then i miss the swing and lose money

NOOOOOO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BUL-
BEA-
CRABBROS!

ARMY IN NEW YORK SOON

The source user. It is needed.

>Yas Forums shizo on news reee
>not mad

NY.

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>seething Yas Forumstard

He's live here
youtube.com/watch?v=hlDmHsLhuU4

youtube.com/watch?v=GnXLdEdVinI

If only there wasnt some kike law preventing you from selling them when theyre high and buying back in when theyre low

Called it

WHERE IS JEROME

I WANT MY JEROME

MY ENTIRE SAVINGS ARE DESTROYED

HOLY SHIT SONICHU JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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At least it's more fun than yesterday so far.

>false flagging Yas Forums turbo kike

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Aw god.
Look at the gme put iv.

oooooo he stealin

C'mon drompf I need the pomp so I can be a degenerate gambler and buy the TVIX for Monday's domp