I have multiple sources from both military and people working in FEMA that they plan on putting the entire country on lockdown tonight after the stock market closes
Load up on puts and SQQQ calls for Monday, it's going to be a bloodbath.
Samuel Sanchez
YEE-CLAW!
Jordan Sullivan
Seems a little vague as to whether he's talking about tax refund money or Trumpbux.
Lucas Scott
>trump's v-shaped bull trap
David Myers
Given that so much of the economy is now essentially shut down, I'm a touch surprised the loss streak hasn't continued into today
Christian Thomas
priced in
Jonathan Rogers
Oil is going to moon so fucking hard when this price war shit is over.
Anyone else remember all the XIV and SVXY traders getting absolutely BTFO in a single day after their years of "it's free money bro" posts. They had their own subreddit lmao.
That was the biggest stock happening I'd witnessed before this stuff
Because there aren't any direct indicators about how much damage has actually happened yet. Wait until early April when earnings, GDP, and employment figures get published.
Carter Hill
Central banks all over the world have been BRRRRRing to prop things up. Things will fall next week.
Gavin James
Look at last week. Now add in quad witching. Fridays are disconnected from normal reality.
Jaxson Wood
>Knocked over a convenience store Wow, I thought it was going to something mild like selling weed
That's just because they moved the file date to July. They don't want to have to wait to get shit sent out. Also they want you to get your money and spend it. I still took cash out of the bank though.
Aiden Peterson
buy when it snibs and sell when it snabs
Chase Rogers
Uh... Dividends?
Andrew Garcia
Why is this allowed?
Liam Gray
It was probably getting busted for diddling kids or something
Luis Davis
>futures up before market open >futures crash back down after market open
This isn't a war that is going to end. The US would have to give a ridiculously huge concession to Russia to stop this, because the goal now is to kill the Petro dollar system of dominance. Russia has insulated itself against sanctions, so no amount of pressure can force them back.
Boomers keep buying stinks because they missed out in 2008 and they think every day that we’ve hit the bottom They’re bulls on a genetic level and they can’t imagine a time of scarcity or hardship Let’s slaughter them Monday bobos
Jack Garcia
He LARPed about his holdings, you dont think he's LARPing about this too?
Thomas Clark
Lmao what a read holy shit that was an apocalyptic fall
Adrian Diaz
Europoor cryptoscrub here, what brokers do you recommend if I want to invest in us stocks?
James Sanders
>national lockdown priced in >exponential growth of infections priced in >$0.99 gasoline priced in >mass unemployment priced in >quad witching priced in >short squeeze priced in
>be United States of America >China's economy is growing at remarkable pace, will overtake the US soon >must find a way to destabilize China before they become too powerful >launch trade war, fails miserably. China GDP still grows 6% >fund Hong Kong protests for months, try to provoke Tiananmen 2.0 to justify global sanctions against China >CCP doesn't take the bait >dumb HKers set old people on fire, movement loses international support >fuck, have no choice >unleash bio weapon in Wuhan during the 2019 Military World Games >virus is incredibly infectious, 2 week incubation period, asymptomatic spread, basically impossible to contain >takes weeks to kill, will silently infect tens of thousands in Wuhan before CNY where everyone will travel to every corner of China >China will fail to contain virus, economy will collapse, international community will shun China and will impose decades of economic sanctions >virus will burn through elderly population in US, solving the funding problems with social security and medicaid saving US government trillions >USA remains world power for next century >BUT >China somehow discovers the virus in 1 chang in a city of 11 million, far earlier than expected, sequences genome 5 days later >China immediately realizes virus is an engineered bio weapon, shuts down whole country instantly >facial recognition AI-enabled temperature-sensing CCTV cameras track down every infected individual in the country >every single person with the virus located and quarantined, spread stopped instantly >USA CDC completely fucks up the tests because it's a bio weapon unlike anything seen before >USA now can't let all the old people die after China heroically saves their population >no choice but to shut everything down, causing economic Armageddon >China now virus-free while USA thrown into economic turmoil >USA completely BTFO
Fuck I'm so happy this crash is over. Hurt so bad watching my value diminish every day. Literally almost sold earlier this week. Thanks to everyone who told me not to
how can we use this to make a profit for ourselves?
Ayden Myers
It's a form of hypnotism
Luis Evans
No joke, that was considered a free money fund. There was a whole cult surrounding it, "it can never fail!!" Some guy in Florida made $1m sitting at home and just trading it for 4 years.
It's all green from here retard. Trump saved this country stop betting against him
Josiah Collins
How's everyone holding up so far with the pandemic?
>used to get groceries on the weekends, now going on fridays as soon as the store opens >less people there this week, but still a relatively long line. now just to the back of the store instead of to the back of the store and around the back wall >rationing, but still able to get all of my shit >wearing latex gloves and scared as fuck when any retard walks too close
mostly just don't want to catch it and give it to my parents, killing them. religiously don't touch my face until i get home and wash hands and face with lots of soap and hot water, then change clothes completely. thoughts?
any good grocery store stocks to buy right now? shouldn't they be doing well?
Justin James
>America, nationalizing anything.
They will get bailed out way before that ever happens.
Chase Thomas
Q U A D C I T Y
Matthew Flores
when the schizoposters start making sense, were all fucked
Ryan Cox
what about virgin galactic? 30% up currently
Cooper Roberts
Hnggg, muh dick.
Ayden Perry
lol nobody's stupid enough to hold puts till they expire, right? They're smart enough to at least sell them for something a week ago and move on to greener pastures?
Xavier Hill
>Could have bought OKE at 12 bucks, but thought it would go lower. >It has now shot back up to 25 bucks a piece What the actual fuck.
Aldi's just put out urgent help wanted ads all over the nation....that seems like a good sign to me.
Luke Perry
take whatever scraps you can. check if theres a buyer and just sell.
Isaac Wilson
So I’ve gotten some nice tips here already, so I’ll ask a slightly different question this time. I’ve been looking into the market for inflation hedges. So far it looks like TIPS and livestock etfs could be a good bet. I was wondering if there are other things as well. Maybe gold? Although it seems a bit oldschool to me. Some other precious metals?
Lincoln Gray
Tell that to Fannie and Freddie
Owen Cooper
It's too early, when they literally run out of food there will be riots and they'll get hammered in the stock market. I would buy puts if I had any money left to buy puts with.
Cooper Morales
Retard noob lol
Cooper Carter
quad witching doesnt automatically mean stocks pump tho?
William Wright
Am I the only one sensing change in the air?
I'm not saying that we are at bottom, but I think we're close to the bottom being found. Yes, we're not through this yet, but today is the first day that I've sensed in the public the feeling that we are going to get through this.
Austin Evans
Historically, stocks have competed with inflation, as long as their valuations are reasonable, because those valuations are based on real assets
