Entire world in isolation, s&p futures soar

>It was priced in the moment it became known
>literally every Wall Street analyst saying the extent of the effect on markets and the economy depends on how long it goes on for
>nobody even trying to call the bottom
>lack of new bad news when cases are still rising globally and mortality is rising
>most of CB action so far failed to increase investor sentiment
>even if a vaccine is found and approved estimated several months (absolute minimum) to a year or more before it can be ready for wide spread use
Why is this place full of such complete retards

We are green, so bull now. okay?

>he didn't buy the dip when we told him to

ha...ohh hoo hoo....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stop reacting to every day trend and use tour big brain to predict weeks ahead. Use the upswing to position your puts.

Yis were back boys

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Quadruple witching. I’m a mega bear but I bought lots of SPY calls because it was obvious

the biggest daily % gains in the stock market occurs in a stock market crash.
A green day is a short opportunity.

This is so fucking tiresome. Hope the humann race dies because I´m losing so much money

Omaha is dumping tens of billions of dollars into indexes for long turn investing on the off chance that Trump bucks are the magic bullet. It doesn't matter if all indexes fall to 2007 levels or lower, that much money for at least 5 years = guaranteed profits.

You're not losing anything as long as you ride it out you pussy.

Fundamentals haven’t changed since before the virus, so why wouldn’t it go back to pumping?

Ok niggers. I'm ready to go balls deep on sp500 puts today. How high do you think it can bounce?

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You forgot
>completely cured in 3-4 days with common and extremely cheap malaria drugs developed in the 1940s that have been extensively tested for decades

Two words.
Repo injections

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>baby discovers the stock markets don't reflect the economy

You forgot
>Everyone needs to cry wolf until Apr 6 when the Federal 'Emergency' free money stops flowing.

It actually worked youtu.be/w2DYtTZRcAk

This is either bait or you don't know what 'fundamentals' means.
It most likely won't. At least not for 1-2 years. But the thing is that it doesn't have to be the same as before for valuations to be attractive. Most stocks have dropped like 30%. In other words, the markets have already priced in that the present value of all future cash flows will be 30% lower. That's a lot lower.

Barely anyone is in isolation, my dude. People don't care.

Amateurs who dont know it is quad witching day

the numbers of affected by corona virus is going to grow ALOT in the next fews days in the USA,shit is about to hit the fan for amerifats

Markets precede news. Not the other way round.

Idiots think they have a cure for the virus. It's irrational optimism. When the truth is irreparable damage has already been done to the system and even if the virus got cured, it would self implode in a couple of months.

Shutdown is priced in. Sorry you FOMO'd into those puts at the bottom dude.

Fundamentals of money printing and stock buybacks.

uncertainty is priced in nothing else. doomsday scenario came and nothing happened

Yeah my real guess is that the market will open today, people will see that it's been seriously pumped overnight, and anyone with a brain will actually start selling

QE, boomers have lost their minds , trump is probably bullying the entirety of his team to keep the market up up up non stop , above obama numbers.

The reality is that the rational strategy was to freeze the market until the virus peaked and then lower rates and pump the shit out of it.

But boomers are summer children , they lack strategy and long term thinking.

Reaction to the news of QE on steroids.
The boomer faction won. Enjoy the next decade of multi-job wageslavery just to pay for the inflated rent price

>he can't read the charts

Y'all niggas really fucking stupid. The USDX is going to go to AT LEAST 150. THINK ABOUT WHAT THIS MEANS FOR THE GLOBAL ECONOMY. THINK ABOUT HOW ASSETS AND COMMODITIES AND CURRENCIES WILL BE AFFECTED BY A SUPREME DOLLAR.

Just to save the currently retiring boomers pensions

Its all so tiresome.

Buy the gossip, sell the news

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Underrated post

The markets hate uncertainty. The past two weeks was uncertainty x 1000. Unironically now that we know we're all going into lockdown for a few months the markets will bounce back.

fed is brring to other central banks

>BTC 4800, LINK 36K sats
>BTC 6600, LINK 36K sats
Even boomer shitcoin pumps harder than stinks.
Stinkers on suicide watch

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You don't even need any other reason than "it dropped hard, it will bounce"
But throw in the pants on head retarded people who think that every bounce up is the bottom and you're set for a clown market.
Markets aren't even in real panic mode yet. People don't think things can really crash.
The moment we start seeing mass layoffs and boomers going homeless, that's when the real panic will set in and these bounces get nonexistent.

this
Now that we know for certain that almost all companies in existence will be running a major deficit for the next "few months", all uncertainty has vanished.
Companies with huge corporate debt like Boeing, that publicly cried for government bailout out of fear of insolvency, will bounce back to ATH price valuation now - as the uncertainty has disappeared.

they are pumping it for the weekend close cause shit will escalate on the weekend and dump on Monday.

Well, boomers hold the political power and wealth of the nation while zoomers and millennials are disarmed wageslave cattle.
What did you expect? This has been happening throughout our entire history of humanity and will keep happening, the generational struggle for power. It's also the leading cause of a given uprising - nazis were all below 50 rising against entrenched boomers, french revolutionaries were mostly young men against the old nobles, communists were mostly young factory workers, the american revolution was led by men mostly in their 30s and 40s...

It's always a generational struggle because the most logical action for a boomer is to sit on top of his accumulated wealth and guard it from the younger ones, while the most optimal thing to do for an able-bodied young person is to beat up the tribal elders and seize their throne. Boomers never revolt and zoomers never settle for the status quo. In order for boomers to defend themselves from the zoomer horde, they enact laws to keep the zoomers pacified and mobilize the police force in case such a rebellion is about to happen, like what happened right now - national emergency or martial law first across all of NATO, then QE the entire Western stock market so the states stabilize, and finally we exit a few months later in the exact same state we entered the crisis, with boomers on the top and zoomers on the bottom in full pacification. Crypto currency challenging the established currencies and giving young people power? Nope, that should be over-regulated and made to crash on purpose because retirement portfolios do not and cannot hold cryptocurrencies. Crypto cannot be turned into an institutionalized investment asset due to its risk, so that means that low-risk portfolios cannot hold it, so that means less power to boomers and more power to zoomers. Big no.

>Commiefornia just went on lockdown

Yeah, I'm thinking we're on a bear run again, brahs.

Pennsylvania did as well just last night. Short pump today followed by full bloodbath time as this lockdown shit takes full effect over the weekend.

I can not see trend changing direction yet

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Shelter in place is priced in. A wuhan like shutdown isnt.

>The moment we start seeing mass layoffs and boomers going homeless, that's when the real panic will set in
So what happens when that doesn't occur, as it most likely won't.

money makers causing max pain for option holders, way more put contracts out there than call contracts

nowhere, but this is Yas Forums and we follow the 1min chart and today is BULL DAY

Snib?

*Snibs*

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Just because you shorted doesnt make others deluded

That huge unprecedented dump in RECORD time in the stock market.
That was pricing in the WORST you retard. People were pricing in 6 Months of economic standstill.
The wirst always gets priced in. How the fuck are you here and not knowing that.
If it goes on longer than 6 months we will see more dumps. If there is a suggestion it will be less, a pump.

It’s markets 101 brainlet

No sweetie I'm at work right now just like millions of other God fearing Americans that aren't scared of some man made flu