/smg/ - Stock Market General

Friday milking edition

Strokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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Is it dead cat or it is really over?

NONONONONONONO MY FUCKING PUTS

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Unironically the last bounce til the crash.

MOOOOOOOOOOOO
I hope you like milk...
CUZ ITS THE GOLDEN MOOMOO RUNNNNN!!!!

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Hold strong brother bear. We will return on Monday.

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Oh it dumping bags time :^) :^)

the milkshakes bring all the bulls to the yard....

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Glad I hedged my FNGD with a little bit of FNGU. I’ll flip it into more FNGD at the end of the day.

why is tradingview not working ? got any suggestion for another platform?

monday is gonna be fucked

*bonk*

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Hope so. I have a SPY $233 3/20

Europe popping off right now in greentown

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Buy SQQQ on open or buy SQQQ on close

Well that expires today, so whatever happens on Monday is irrelevant.

"Vlad" is a pet name for Vladislav, not Vladimir. The correct Russian hypocorism for Vladimir is "Vova" or "Volodya".

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Forgot about the quad witch shit and bought puts during the Thursday pumping session fuck should have waited. At least I had the sense to hedge.

What are some good stocks that I should look to hold for the long term? This is assuming that this is the bottom.

nigga it's witching hours right now.
If you want bottom wait at least for monday

DID YOU BUY THE DIP FAGGOT ?

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jesus which brainlet made this?

>This is assuming that this is the bottom.

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You're aware the entire world is literally just now strutting down, and you think this is the bottom? user...I

Oh no someone set up a bear bunker

Is Microsoft the boring but sure stock?
It's YTD percentage is not even hit that much.

Lmao @ this retarded bull trap, we dumping mid day.

Shake milk!
Bull run!!

Bring back Deans!! Where’s the bailout for Dean’s Foods!!??! All those poor unemployed milk maids!!!!

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>2MIL extra unemployed in the USA


Jesus this is going to take 20 years to recover from

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE BOTTOM IS IN AND I DID BUY YET
10% OF GAINS ETERNALLY MISSED
I DIDN'T BUY THE DIP OF THE LIFETIME

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Not rds. That sounds unamerican. We’re not fond of royalty, and we’re not Dutch.

But I did buy many dippies.

MY BX4 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M DOWN 2000€ FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Should I sell now or continue holding? It's a short etf on the cac40. The markets are still going to crash right?

but im a eurofag, then again i wouldnt mind buying XOM dip either, but now i do feel a greediness which makes me think i should collect profits

Sell mid day after a small dump. We dump hard on monday doe

as soon as restaurants and bars open back up, won't all those people get their jobs back?

Deans still has all their products in my grocery store, so I think they're fine
I think the cows are probably doing well too. Munching on tasty grass and enjoying the warmer weather :D

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AAAHAHAHAHAHAH
THE BREXIT SAGA
ITS NEVER GOING TO END!!!

>the EU’s chief brexit negotiator said he tested positive for COVID-19

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what fucking cruel joke is this

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yeah we been knowing that hentaifag

Can anyone recommend any good games to download of the Google play store

what was the premium you paid user jesus christ

fallout

Yeah, that green town is likely to be pushing up daisies soon.

VZ COST TWTR

Just wait until the mass layoffs in the Permian

thinkorswim app

Mooooo! Is DF coming back :o
Linking how futies lookin :)

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Already starting. Seems like it will reach its final drop by May. Bunch of rigs immediately dumped this week while a lot will wind down by May.

LMAO what

bullish on the cambrian btw

Its not the bottom yet my negroes. Epidemic is far from over and the full economuc fallout is yet to manifest. This rally is wishful thinking.

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get out of the investing.com comments fuckers

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Short the peak today bros, thank me later

10 DAYS REMAINING
DON'T FORGET YOUR RIFLE
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CALI ON SHUTDOWN WHY IS IT GREEN

the greener the friday
the redder the monday
tomorrow is prime puts

We're back baby and going right to the top

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So you look at a stock at 400 usd
There is a dip and you buy at 200 usd
The virus hits and it goes down harder. 150 usd currently.
Would it be wise to sell it now, considering it might go as low as 75 usd? At that moment you could buy in at 75 2 times the stock (knowing it will recover in the long run)?

Shutting down the entire nation is incredibly bullish bros

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user this meme is literally everywhere. It's on instagram and all over twitter.

people are realizing it's just a flu

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Turns out shutting cali down was actually what everyone wanted. Keep them locked in there and save the rest of us the trouble.

Bullish on the recovery of utter civilizational collapse tbf bros

Holy shit. Really?
Am I wrong in thinking it started here in my humble homeboard?
>the nation of California
I kind of wish.
Basted deeeeans!!
Glad to hear the girls are doing fine. And no one is derprived of those fine products.

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banger
gwim! You holding up okay?

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>can you make a lot of money if you always guess correctly what a stock is going to do?
yes, but not by just buying/selling at the right time. if you know what the stock is going to do just buy/sell the correct options make millions of dollars

of course the meme started here silly, it was swiftly spread to twitter (by scumbags like myself), picked up by reddit, reposted to instagram all blurry, then found its way onto mainstream twitter. Brrrrrrrr is known by a bunch of people who don't even know what a wojak is, I guarantee it

Bullish as fuck for Natty Gas futures... as its near those multi decade lows... please dump it tomorrow I want to buy! Maybe.

1,5 was the bottom i suppose for this year, was thinking of buying myself but chickened out

futures were limit down yesterday, but the day was green
futures are near limit up today, but the day will be ???

do futures even predict the trading day or is it just a meme?

coin toss

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They're an interesting way to guage sentiment. I'm sure if you looked at them on a large scale a significant, likely majority of days with green futures ended green. You have to remember VIX is still at 70, these are not normal days.