I have 100 mill in liquid cash

I have 100 mill in liquid cash

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pics or it didnt happen

I have 100ML in liquid ass.

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No
Why? Its the truth. Im not even larping kek. Im the 1%. I literally live life in easy mode and fuck 10/10 hookers in Oslo norway while doing top cocaine on the regular.

Cringe
Based

do you happen to want a dirtbag neet friend by chance

Yes. I really want someone based

give me my freedom dividend!!!!

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Can you lend me 100k and I'll pay you back 400k in 5 years? Thanks

Whats ur email? U want to come to Oslo?

If you can guarantee it, yes

>Oslo

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I have a 20 mill apartment in the middle of Oslo. I get Girls if i just say my address while on Town. Ofc were talking bout 10/10s:) i pay 3k for a table each week in Town, its small change for the 1%

Did I buy btc at 4$? Yes. I did. And ive been a neet since 2013

That's a risk you will just have to take

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we're you born rich or did you get lucky trades?

incredibly based

I invested in btc at 4 dollars, a retarded amount. Im one of the few
Thank you bro, Whats ur email?

I was poor before yes. 1mill in bank

Yeah you enjoy that bud.
>*muffled brrrrr in the distance*

I do. I live life like a retarded king in norway right now. It feels like i stole money man. Thats why i made this thread. Im a billionaire not because I deserved it, but because i invested early its a joke desu

I'll shove five sharpies in my ass for 10,000 LINK

oh i'm too swarthy for those nordic countries and too autistic for roasties

No srsly, ill hit you up. Whats your email. You want to party a week? I need someone based and redpilled

[email protected] my dude

I'll come kick it in Oslo I'm a dirtbag neet

Good, finally a thread where I can share my premium memes

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Ill pm you tomorrow bro, screenshotted
Whats ur email?

photo of your hand with a spoon inside the flat or i take it didn't happen for 100€ Igor

pretty based if true
enjoy it user you win

Whats ur email ill send u one with timestamp.
It is. I literally was early thats all. This is my first redpilled post

for 1 bitcoin i will make you a racist mid quality australian tier ms paint meme everyday for 2 months.

Screenshotted. Ill pm u later today aswell aka tomorrow baed biz bro

I have over 500 btc. Keyword: over. So yeah no thanks. But I need redpilled biz frens irl so Whats ur email?

i'll bring the beer
[email protected]

Screenshotted. Sending u a pm tomorrow fren

>Oslo
>top cocaine
pick one thx

I get high quality from B gjengen in Oslo which is a top tier gang here. I have contracts in Town. So I get get quality.

i dunno, what kind of based and red pilled are you?
Im from a tiny rainforest town in north Australia and city people find me boorish and too politically incorrect on the plus side iv got a steve irwin accent unironically.

a quick acetone wash gives mad gains in effect.

Ill pay you 100k for a week and your travel expenses being redpilled like on Yas Forums for a week here. Australias are cool

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what the fuck kind of larping ass bullshit is this jesus christ

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Im drunk atm, but im serious

Is there a NEET colony being started in Norway?
I would join if I didn't have family and frens here in the US.
However
You and the NEET gang are welcome at my uncle's cottage in Lappland if I'm around

Based Oslo bro

You cant buy friends larpfag

Yas Forums
challanging social norms :)

I can. I just did? Whats ur email ill buy you too. Im literally the 1% like in the movies. Lappland as in Finland? 2e can do a weekend maybe.
U know it bro. Ill pm u bro

No thanks faggot

Yes, I'm dual citizen with US and Germany, but have been there. Lappland is comfy even if most of the people there are depressed and poor.
Lakes, trees, reindeer, hunting clubs

Ok jævla nigger homo

Im intrigued bro. Whats ur mail ill pm you. Ill gladly join sauna fun and party in Finland. Its beside Helsinki or what?

Or wait. Lappland is North right? Im up bro. Whats ur mail, lets talk tomorrow

No, it's closer to Rovaniemi, and a 3 hour drive to Oulo
[email protected]

keep in mind, I live in the US which is going to go into madmax mode in a month, so the chance of me catching a plane to Europe is 0.001%

Blessed Oslo bro. I’m financially ruined and I’ve never asked for help in my life. I’ll come to Oslo and be your free. Please do the needful sir

Btc: 1B4dmYQL3vhQPMzzDRy2guugBk2U1eqtKK

Oh shit, you in gimle too? Lets grab a bite at Feinschmecker sometime.

How long till BTC fags finally pull the plug? You must know this

*fren not free

Its np man. Pm you details. Ill pay the visit and expenses if you got the cabin. Screenshotted

I literally bought over 500 btc at 4. So if its 5k or 10k its stilla lot ;)

always wanted to go to norway. fuck niggers. [email protected]