TrumpBux have been watered down

ignore that I'm a retard and didn't read the tweet.

Fucking Hell I should have filed student taxes 2 years ago. Now I don’t get shit fuck you.

Ha, knew it would never pass.

>made 99k in 2018
JUST

No it’s based off taxes 2 years ago, read the tweet again.

Bush did this back in 06, didn’t dk shot to the economy. All Americans got 600 bucks.

I didn't file in 2018, but filed in 2019. Who gets my share? This is total horse shit

>based on 2018 tax return
>the tax return where I filed all my crypto gains from 2017 and made way over 100k
WTF
I don't get my neetbux because I reported my taxes, great

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If you filed taxes, you will, of course. Some students don't work or do freelance gigs in their freetime which won't count (I never reported them).

>They aren't going to go around gathering names of every single person in the US
ever heard of the census?

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This (((guy)))

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You will get it. They will substitute 2018 for 2019 IF you didn't file taxes in 2018. I read some of the PDF.

Nice reading comprehension and typing skills, mutt.

>tfw I worked but didn't file taxes

I'm assuming the "per child" indicates that anybody who is a dependent, yet an adult, likely isn't getting any money. Curious about that situation.

Really? Why does it state that retardation then.

Why do you report taxes? Just ignore the mail like I do

You have 3 years to file an amended return.

Get mad nigger I don’t care, you don’t know shit about our country europoor. Bush did this same shit in 06, it didn’t affect anything and it won’t again.

wtf is the point of a social security number then if not for this?

>student in 2018
>full time worker in 2019
>dont get any bux despite deserving them and desperately needing them right now
i was gonna vote for trump again but now i am strictly voting against him

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Does 2019 mean the one I just filed this month? Because I didn't file last year or the year before.

yeah i remember that. i got a physical printed paper check from the IRS. I think it was $600. didn't help much. kind of a joke desu

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you dont report 2017 gains on your 2018 return fucking retard

Gayyyyy, so I won't get any fucking Trump bux.

I ALREADY TALKED TO A GOOD HOOKER AND SHE ALREADY WANTS HER MONEY I BETTER GET 2K OR IM GOING TO GET JUMPED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What? That's even better than a flat 1K per adult.

I meant most of the gains were made in 2017, then I sold in January 2018.
Breaking the law is bad and wrong.

>not working during college
Your fault for not pulling yourself up by the boot straps

$500

Fucking hell, this is NSDAP "get paid to breed" tier

>free $1200
Still not complaining

damn talk about being a JUSTd retard
you dont deserve trumpbucks

no bully

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Is it breaking the law when its a victimless crime?

>okay was okay back then and it will be okay now
Great argument, smoothbrain.

75k for individual or 150k for couple.
or 75k total even if you are filed jointly?
WTF if I make 30k and my wife makes 110k?

Is this per month during the virus or is the virus over now?

So I made under $12k in 2018 and didn't file since if I filed then I would have just owed money since I just draw commissions. I live on around $600 a month. Does this mean that I don't qualify for this?

>All Americans got 600 bucks.
Americans didn't "get" a goddamn thing. The Bush plan was nothing more than a tax refund on the first $6000 in taxable income. ($12,000 for couples.)

You got *up to* $600 of your own money back IF you paid taxes. Poorfags didn't get shit.

Kikes do nothing but lie. It's in their nature.

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>I made 74k in 2018

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Because they want you to freak out and comment under the article.

>So I made under $12k in 2018 and didn't file since if I filed then I would have just owed money since I just draw commissions.
No money for you. Same for me. I don't file taxes for the same reason. And obviously won't bother with crypto transactions.

so a filthy NEET like me gets nothing because i'm not "contributing to society" but if my LINKIES ever make me a millionaire they want their 30% cut? What kind of bullshit is that?

Is it so hard to just deal out $1k to every single taxpaying American in this country and just call it a day.

Degenerate

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e know that already user

>WTF if I make 30k and my wife makes 110k?
then you should probably kys

What if you file 2019 only?

well that sucks. last time i worked was near the end of 2017.

Science says she will leave you, women are never satisfied in a relationship like that.

tfw you're a neet and you wont get anything

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Wait so

My adjusted gross income in 2018 was only $10,441. (I was unemployed for 7 months)
In 2019 it was $27,874

Will I end up getting the $600 and not the $1200? I'm confused as to why theyre using outdated information, that income does not reflect my actual tax contribution. For the 6 years prior to 2018 I made over 25k every year as well. It was just a shit year for me for multiple reasons.

Thanks for the info friend. Looks like I won't go and cough on the first boomer I see after all

what if I filed taxes in 2018 but not 2019?

This is bait but seriously is it 150k for joint filing?

We sold our almost foreclosed house in 2018... Put me just a little above the 100k mark :(

>from 2018 tax payment
Oh fuck yeah ignore all my raises bb

>tfw make exactly 100k

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Only people who dont work while at college or in high school are rich kids, you dont need the money.

so let me get this straight

it's relief bill for the pandemic crisis

that's not actually going to help anyone who needs help NOW

or the most needy period

just people who happened to file their taxes in 2018

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What, you expected the GOP to actually give out money based on need?

>After pandemic is over, states raise their taxes by 1% to offset the cost of the crisis
>But you got $1200 earlier, you see.

>Biden will win in a landslide.
Adorable. Did you miss that his party leader's idea of "assistance' is low rate LOANS you can be allowed to apply for?
The country is realizing that old mushbrains is unfit to lead in times of crisis -on top of the Bernie crowd getting dry fucked again -and they're pissed. Biden's leaking brains won't do shit. 4 more years of Trump is locked in.

Are you retarded or just panicking? 10k and 25k are both "under 75k", you'd get $1200 for it either way.

Somebody smart tell me how this section applies to me.

I made well over 2,500, but what defines "qualifying income"
Because I also made less than the standard deduction (which was 12k)

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how likely is neetbux actually gonna be?

like am i legit gonna receive money from trump or is this just political dancing?

As I understand it, if you didn't file a tax return in 2018, you get the full amount. The tax return thing is to weed out the higher incomes.

Everyone pays taxes, even the left constantly points out that illegals pay taxes more often than citizens. Clearly this bill won't hurt them.

tfw you make 120k and get laid off cause of meme virus and dont even get neet bux for it

But NEETs don't file tax returns
They're NEETs after all

Oh this document is pretty comprehensive

Turns out I do qualify for the $1200.

I'm gonna buy a fleshlight.

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Yeah this one is for people who got laid off and need money for rent dumbass.