/smg/ Stock Market General

BEARS CRYIN', COPIN', SEETHIN', EDITION

brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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FUTURES ARE GOING DOWN GET FUCKED BULLBROS

Ahhem,
Nigger.
That is all.

red tomorrow

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>U.S. Department of State raises its Global Health Advisory to level 4 advising U.S. citizens to avoid all international travel due to the global impact of COVID-19
we back bobros

Who else tits deep in calls bought at close today?

>t. QQQ $190 3/27c

The Lord's punishment for not being humble about yesterday's gains
Hopefully tomorrow is a red day
Do you guys recommend buying for the weekend and holding provided I can sell everything for a profit tomorrow?

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KILL THE MARKETS
END THE ECONOMY

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Just a mixed day. I'm expecting the markets to be a bit of a slaughter tomorrow but I'm more than happy to be wrong about that.

Lol no

SNIP SNAP

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>One last bull trap, then we crash it.

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Someone explain triple witching

Why my calls dumped at the end of today. I bought them 10 min before close ...

There seems to be quite a few retarded people in these threads, so here's a flowchart, just for you.

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where's this faggot at, let's get an update displaying total return and not last price :)

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Oh, I don't think so.

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>thinking people won't cash out before the weekend
There's a reason bad news is waiting to be announced tomorrow evening. Beaches were just closed in Alabama. There's definitely worse things coming.

DING DING DING DING

Who here got $42 SRTY at bottom today?

Hospitals will start collapsing over the weekend and we'll have mass deaths by next week.

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bears are getting desperate
we won bulls
we fucking won

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pussy

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investopedia.com/terms/q/quadruplewitching.asp
basically, expiration dates leading to a lot more volume

WHo here holding 3x leveraged inverse ETFs overnight?

SDOW and SPXS gang reporting in

Lol

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We'll see.

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literally do the opposite of what this guy says and you'll be fine lads

Crab world

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>They announced this IMMEDIATELY after markets closed
Yeah I'm thinking we're back

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What’s this one called guys

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Call me what you want, I'm right. The only way to control coronachan is mass lockdowns, and America refuses to actually do it. So there will be mass graves. It's literally one or the other, and America chose death. Pic very related.

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dont worry they will pump up tomorrow morning, midmorning will be down, big pump around midday so sell them at that point, then they will drop off until full collapse at end of day

Controlled pumpage

check my green id
its fucking confirmed

I still have tvix. I bought in at $50.

Short the beaches

It has a name i just forget what it is.

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>Lost 15% today
I trusted you Bobo

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it's called the oscillating meme line

>Saints’ HC Sean Payton tested positive for the coronavirus, he told ESPN on Thursday. Payton is the first person in the NFL world known to test positive for the virus. - Adam Schefter

SRTY gang, Russel 2000 went up 7% for LITERALLY NO REASON today before dropping back to +4%

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Same
Except I bought at 925 lol

Thoughts on selling TSLA straddles?

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This is going to turn into another one of those Otto Warm-beer fiascos. Some kid is going to catch this shit in Asia and get sent home and die, next thing you know we're going to send Trump over to have a steak dinner.

Standing on the edge

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Its also tightening.

This is why you retards shouldn’t trade leveraged ETFs

Read a book

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sorry to hear that friend. not to add salt to the wound but i'm up 7.5% with only bobo moves.

just be disciplined about entry points and exit points. be able to act quickly when you need to, and be patient when you need to. i know that's conflicting advice but you know what i mean.
better luck tomorrow.

good thing i don't have any of those conditions.. do you?

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>I bought in at $50.
holy shit how many shares you holding? based

Bros help me out.
I'm trying to decide where we are in terms of inflation or deflation and I can't really figure it out. The link in the OP was interesting, but didn't give me enough information to make any conclusion.

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Welcome to mistake number 1: Worrying about the fact that yesterday you had gains and today you had losses.
Daily fluctuating share prices can be largely ignored because, in reality, the underlying value of a company doesn’t vary dramatically from day to day. Base your buy-and-sell decisions on your own analysis of the company’s business prospects rather than the short-term movements in the share price.

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>tfw too busy at work to buy puts on a bounce day

>>soon

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I made 34% trading a leveraged etf tho.

IMAX execs bought a bunch of their own stock and pumped it for no reason. Now the film industry is asking for bailouts kek. I bought puts, these people will be put in their place

what am I looking at

im going to put $1000 into visa

So confirmed we hit the bottom?

GTFO Reddit. Day-trading Chads ONLY in /smg/.

>buying puts against a rigged economy

That'll show those billionaires.

>Me me me!
Literally nobody cares whether you live or die (not even your mother), but the economic and psychological impact of the National Guard hauling bodies away in trucks will tank the markets. And the majority if Americans have at least one of those conditions, plenty have more than one.

The crab flag

Sunmommy's said some dark stuff to me lately about what could happen re national guard. Possibility of full lockdown via military intervention not a certainty, but it has been discussed at highest levels. Genuinely not sure where this is headed, or how coming headlines will affect markets (particularly in April). Stay safe

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What app is this anyways

soon what?

>tfw laid off due to coronavirus
>applied for unemployment
>using that money to buy options
it's free money baby

You really think the government is going to bail out movie theaters retard?

Just 2 shares at 50.

>get 100,000 NINJA loan from bank of america
>bet it all on gush
Soon my money printer will go BRRR as well retards

What I outlined is the very essence of how you trade and invest daily. Day trading as well as long term investments follow this same fundamental principle.

bottom is 6666 Nasdaq

oof.

looks like tradingview.com

meme lines will cross and nothing in particular will happen

I assume this is a shitpost but there's a ton of wallstreetbets refugees.

Thanks for the advice frens. I need to get better with options trading, like you said with entry and exit points. I'm ready to give Bobo another shot tomorrow

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Reminder
>IF tomorrow pumps
>Short at the end of the day with the force of ten thousand suns

Also buy XOM if you just want some safe profits in a year or two.

OF OBLIVION

Gotcha, thanks user

based and NEETpilled

Uber rideshares have been going down, but Uber Eats have been going up. What does this mean????

Well guys, I increased my net worth from $950k to $3950k in the last three weeks thanks to spy puts and I think I'm going to sit things out for now.

I was at $4340k last night, but fomod into puts more and more, then panic sold it all and bought some calls as I considered Trump specifically naming hydroxychloroquine.

Looking at the paper, it seems quite clear it could work.

But then I wasn't confident and sold my calls at a loss, too. Even though the market had gone up, IV had fallen so I lost money on those.

Gonna study a textbook about options while I sit this out. Maybe if I learn more about what can be done with them, I can think of something to do better than yoloing into random spy puts if I later decide I do have better information than the market. For example, if I think hcq is a real cure but the market is still panicking... Maybe buying calls at high IV is still bad, but there may be something else I can do if I understand them better.

Anyway, people think the hcq study wasn't peer reviewed, but the reason we were able to profit buying puts is because we understood what was happening before the wider consensus opinion arrived at it.

If you wait till a bunch of normie scientists decide it's legit and tell the world before you act, then it actually will be priced in.

I think the best thing to do is one's own research to find out if it really is legit. For how insane their results are, I think the small sample size argument seems quite weak. Like blindly following a "rule" that is usually good but doesn't always apply.

If anyone knows 2-3 different, independent statisticians who could estimate the probability that this study is correct, you could probably use that to determine if buying calls or puts is EV+, plus the Kelly criterion to tell you how much of your wealth you should bet on it.

Anyone got any ideas for how to do this besides emailing like ten random statistics professors and offering them money to review the study ASAP?

why the fuck wouldnt they support one of their biggest industries?

>shorting over the week end
you crazy?

TVIXCHADS WW@

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