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GO UP I NEED MY INVERSE CHEAPIES

It's bobo time

she cute ngl

Something to remember.
Daily fluctuating share prices can be largely ignored because, in reality, the underlying value of a company doesn’t vary dramatically from day to day. Base your buy-and-sell decisions on your own analysis of the company’s business prospects rather than the short-term movements in the share price.
So right now, these day to day fluctuations back into the green are to be expected but a supremely large number of companies are losing business prospects rather than gaining them as long as restrictions continue or increase. In ohio for instance almost every major company is shut down and thus not producing product. Which means that consumer spending is going to continue tailing off until we hit corona peak. Which, we haven't yet. We are beginning to near, but we aren't there yet.

I literally have no choice but to hold.

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these captchas are rough man

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hope you had your fun mumus
tomorrow belongs to bobos

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But what if stonks go up????

>Supermarkets shelves empty
>Army on the streets enforcing quarantine in france and Italy

When do happening deniers admit that its happening?

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WILL GUSH MOON ONE FUCKING DAY ?

Someone explain triple witching to me and explain how that means its suppose to moon more tomorrow?

>metals.

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I AM NOT TOUCHING SQQQ FRIDAY WILL BE GREEN AND OVER THE WEEKEND THE ORANGE MAN DROPS THE ONE TRILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS

HABBENING BACK ON TRACK?!

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nah, she manages to have a moon face and a witherspoon chin at the same time

>But what if stonks go up????

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Why shouldn't I buy ZIV right now?

DRI puts seem like free money. A restaurant that went up 25% today, am I missing something?

buy:
GD
RTN
LMT
PFE
NET

buy tomorrow:
SQQQ
SRTY

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Tech is on the rebound. Could be crab or mumu

It never ended

THIS. PEOPLE AREN'T BUYING ANYTHING THEREFORE NO REAL GAIN IS BEING MADE.

Someone hold me and tell me TVIX will go back up tomorrow. Please.

I don't understand. Stores are closing, no one's buying anything. How can it be green?

poal.me/yscihf

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CAN DWT HIT $17 IN THE NEXT WEEK?

The fuck is in the wine glass that fucks up centipedes?

Fuck this clown market. Just sold all of my SQQQ. Bears are fucked, you win bulls. I'm done with this shit.

Congratulations everyone. We made it through the recession of 2020.

Green today? Come on /smg/, you're better than this.

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I'm not going to stop shorting until I go to the store at a reasonable hour and see toilet paper on the shelves again.

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its because you shit post too much

alright boys whos ready for a red day

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uhoh is this the weekend drop starting or just getting ready for the end of day pump?

Like last Friday

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Hot 油

But stonks always go up when I buy puts

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>again

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If S&P closes red tomorrow is green. Fuck me.

every restaurant went up like 15%-25% today

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OOOOO LONG EVERYHTING CURE IS IN

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leave yourself more time on expiration dates. if you had just held until tomorrow afternoon you would have been fine

Very hot oil in tempered glass

Kek look at this faggot nigger who has no clue stores have scheduled routine stock ups and have to wait to restock again because there weren't expecting ass holes to buy 25,000 bottles of hand sanitizer, water, and toilet paper to scalp them. God I'd hate to be so retarded to be scratching my head over this and calling a PANDEMIC a happening.

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investing as a leaf sucks.

I should’ve bought JNUG :(

WHERE MY GUSH NIGGERS AT

>red day, green day, red day, green day
>sells SQQQ on green day, doesnt think tomorrow will be red day

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The stupid amount of fear and panic has been priced in, bear bros awfully quiet now.

>moo moos think they are safe...
>they dont think shipping is about to be halted in and out of hot zones
>they think the market shelves are not going to stay empty
>they think people will be spending money on nonessentials
Oh no, oh no no no

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>that smell when SQQ is going up and I bought 100 shares at 24
idc, I am holding if it is green tomorrow, fuck it if it absolutely fucks my net worth. And if it hits red tomorrow, hello money.

I am, fuck all this quad witching shit. We clown market, we go gree during national emergencies and red during stimulus packages. If logic says green, it is going to be mother fucking red 2k tomorrow with -1k futures tonight. Faggots thinking it will pump tomorrow are forgetting it is pumping right fucking now and going to get shorted as usual tomorrow.

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Stocks are literally the evaluation of a company dumbasses. There’s only so low certain stocks can go because they’ll always retain value. Stocks are half “what are they worth now?” and half “what will they be worth a year from now?”. It’s all prospective.

thread theme:
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Sub 20 00p

Bulls BTFO

CAM ON YEH BULLS

SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS

>Triple, nah QUAD witching
>Red

look at this retarded jew trying to convince people that stores didnt know this shit was coming and specifically let people canvas because they wanted them to buy as much as possible.

WHY IS THE NUMBER GOING DOWN
WHY DOESN'T IT GO UP

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WHAT'S HAPPENING

>stores are supposed to be psychic and take risk to over stock on irrational panic ass holes.

stranger things have happened in this market, user

Supermarkets now have special opening hours for hospital staff and people over 70

Shopping hours for everyone else cut from 24 a day to 12 hours a day

the printer is out of ink, brb going to office max

>SQQQ
???????????????

Today might be a red day though. Literally at

JEROME

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buy your own maple stocks then

Wasted

Will cute user come back to /smg/?
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JEROME
THE PRINTER JEROME

Shut up retard I hope you lose everything

Imagine if the patient zero just ate a Big Mac instead.

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brrr.money/

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>be huge corporate monopoly while the economy is nose diving and corona is known for months.
>people start canvasing stores weeks ago
>now store shelves are empty
>but its not the corporate monopolys fault they have a stranglehold an all the resources goy!
I literally got free time off from amazon and a pay raise before these retarded assholes hit store shelves. they have no excuse.

Okay boomer, and then I can retire when I’m 70

Now that is a good bobo. As for red... questionable. Indices are behaving in a way indicating market is starting to think these cheapies are cheap enough to start buying. Tomorrow could be an inside candle or something. Or green if a bunch of shorties cover.

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wealthsimple is okay, not as good as robinmemes but okay

True, but the bulls are going to get a win I think. They haven't had 2 positive days at all these last couple of weeks have they? They'll ride the optimism from today tomorrow.

>SPY capitulating

Yes

You faggots really expected people to realize how bad it was when China was literally lying to the rest of the world? Ok faggot show me one place on earth prepared and not caught off gaurd.

OH-OH GOD I'M-I'M GONNA I'M GONNNNNAAA POOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMP

user, I have some bad news for you...

>t-this is bullish!

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Should I sell at open tomorrow or try to risk everything during triple witching?

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BULLKEKS

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UP
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UP
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AHHHHHHH I CANT TAKE IT AANYMORE

>oy vey! how could we know china would lie goy! its not like we moved all our industry over there and have dealt with them lying for years, give us some credit! none for you though stinky goy!
kill yourself noseberg.

And the day after that and the week after that. We are back bitches because America took charge. Go to your tranny commie discord faggots.

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RISK EVERYTHING

Is Jerome dead?
What happened to the brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
Have the crabs won?

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>that steady line of minor gains and losses before the drop
lol

hasnt like every friday closed green for a month?

someone needs to add the text from this one to that pic

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Pretty much. Everyone knew they were liars but looked away for that cheap labor.

Not an argument, name one country or company that was prepared for this captain hindsight. Liberal Democrats are such whiny little bitches.

we are going to end the day barely in green FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Haha guys..when does oil go back down..its just 3 billion the governments gonna help buy.

Don't come crying to me when market takes a shit on you and your plans.

Yea, bad news that I am going to need a new garage for the second car I will be buying by the time this is over.

Sell at open if the circuit breaker doesn't trip immediately. If it trips, prepare for massive gains.

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>UP
>DOWN
>UP
>DOWN
SO THIS
IS THE POWER
OF THE CRAB MARKET...
IT SURE IS SOMETHING...

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WHAT GOOD MAINSTREAM COMPANY TOOK THE BIGGEST L AND HAS THE MOST GARUNTEED RECOVERY

IN 2009 BANK OF AMERICA WAS TRADING AT $5 A SHARE

GIVE ME SOMETHING LIKE THIS

Corona-chan is riding the Dow cowgirl-style but when she finishes she's going to shove it DOWN.

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Name me a country you don't control first you smelly jew. none of you care about the lesser folk, not even your fellow poorjews.

>everyone knew and tanked themselves on purpose lawl

the feds are working overtimes today.

did you get into stocks 2 weeks ago? this is what normal price movement looks like

>tanked themselves on purpose.
jews are foaming at the mouth for socialism for months now because they already have all the money. now they want to spend it, on the absolute control a communist revolution will bring. eat shit and die.

Cringe

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I want this meme to spread to the normie internet so I can see girls wearing the Qipao and Hair Buns on Halloween
Is it too much to ask?!

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If circuit breaker happens I'm literally selling right after. I remember last time a circuit breaker hit we ended green that day because the Trump shilling.

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You missed the point entirely.
Don't use a single day as a large scale trend.

You won't believe me but I created the 30 y/o boomer meme, so I feel responsible. Enjoy. Also fuck tripfags.

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Not an argument. You can't even list yourself as having been ready for this but here you are complaining, pathetic. Men who whine too much instead of fixing their problems should get the rope

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>bankers and ceos didnt play musical chairs with mortgage backed securities hoping to not be the last one holding it.
Come on dude you really think they didnt know what was happening in china?

SHOULD I DUMP MY TQQQ BAGS? I'M SLIGHTLY GREEN RIGHT NOW

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If you shorted oil in the low $20s you're a goof.

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lmao there's an ad for QQQ on CNN

19k imminent

premium is through the fucking roof rn
are you guys still buying puts?

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>you

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>The man, the myth, the legend

kek

thank you

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youtube.com/watch?v=NvEWez59fbI

based poo spitting the truth

XOM KEEPS GOING DOWN WTF

Tru

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Is oil starting it's V-shaped recovery?

Bears are gonna be back on top tomorrow. Tvix at 1200.

People said to watch it and ease into a position DCA it down for awhile.
Don't say you weren't warned.

no matter what these momos tell you hold on to it. massive gains are in store and we will recover from the whole coronavirus thing at some point

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>REEEEEE stop making points goy!
saying "not an arguement" doesnt make my arguement stop existing retard, your question is loaded. You dont see any countries prepared because none of you care how many dumb boomers and white kids die. heres your last (you)

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Bounce its not like Russia and SA have kissed and made up already

What the fuck is going on?
Fucking hell I'm scared.

i still don't understand what TVIX is

>jews are foaming at the mouth for socialism for months now because they already have all the money. now they want to spend it, on the absolute control a communist revolution will bring. eat shit and die.

Speaking of foaming at the fucking mouth...

No because like you said they don't give a shit, they trade debt with each other and have been for years way before 2008. If anything they are looking to have way more debt lined up to trade with each other but bankers aren't everyone kid. If you are pissed off about that then you should be pissed about literally hundreds of years of law to allow them to do this shit.

I love you

Fresh from my work e-mail, this is the most up to date information I have personally gotten on critical care re: COVID-19 kek.

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I'm excited for tomorrow's SQQQ cheapies!

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>ad-hominem attacks are an argument goi!
Whatever you say mr kikestein

Anyone else teach their (online/offline doesn't matter) friends to trade and is just kind of happily following their progress?

Oversold bounce.

why does triple witching necessarily mean growth

Not on spy.

>the retarded anti-trump leftypol commies that spam these threads
Commies get chopper rides.

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kek this faggot west coast doctor is SEETHING

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This is the truth.

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that sounds like a mistake
if they lose money they will blame you, unless you have friends that are like 2 standard deviations more mature than the average person
lol

Bears got too cocky. The bottom is priced in, we can only go up from here.

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TVIX to $200,000

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BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

KATHERINE ROSS HAS CATS
I WANT ME THAT CATLADY PUSSSSSSYYYYY

You can't find your own fucking images?
You have to constantly repost /smg/'s images?
Contribute SOMETHING new, you don't NEED an image if you're just reposting, faggot.

I'm sick of having to tell you basic things like terminology and etiquette. How old are you?

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tfw no smart trader friends to teach me how this shit works

>>the retarded anti-trump leftypol commies that spam these threads
>Commies get chopper rides.

Nigger, you do know there's a fucking Yas Forums board, don't you?

It is from
[Kotoyoshi Yumisuke] Shokunyuu 2

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I wish someone would do that for me user. I love watching the market but only know how to hodl.

This. I thought it was for all types of contracts?