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wsj.com/articles/u-s-considers-intervention-in-saudi-russia-oil-standoff-11584636054?mod=searchresults&page=1&pos=1
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first post for DOW 25,000 by the end of the month

CRISIS OVER

we bull market now

While people talk about muh virus, the REAL fear that is oil is flying under the radar drinking scotch and listening to classic rock.

>death cross

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Bulls arise

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Xom is still at a great price along with BP

nth for fat asthmatic Americans with high blood pressure leading to a >5% fatality rate and mass graves in New York

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Ahhhhhh my puts

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>While people talk about muh virus, the REAL fear that is oil is flying under the radar drinking scotch and listening to classic rock.

Shit, are we going back to $30 again on oil?

Would I be a retard if I put money into the cruise lines and air? I’m looking to keep it for months. Once this pandemic is over, retarded boomers will go back on ships and fly again.

>tfw work in O&G industry
I mean I have enough cash to last a long time and an unpaid vacation would be nice...but still concerning long term

Bitcoin is resilient people, take notice.

kek

It's going to be alright in the end, right bobros? I'm allergic to green.

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Why is Oil pumping?

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Trump plans a bailout.
I don't know how that will affect those stocks

The Fed and other powers that be are sparking this fuse and once it ignites this market is going to absolutely tear higher. We might look back in a few months and wonder how it could have gone so low.

go home bears the fun is over

Need that delicious oil.

Why on earth are people thinking the market will pump tomorrow? Never been 2 green days in a row so far and it was announced no trading on the floor Monday and going long into the weekend when New York can be quarantined and worse here especially without bailout guarantees, it is insane. We been breaking under 20k ffs regularly, the wall has already been broken and there is no taboo and resistance anymore going past it. Are you all insane? I am all in on cheap SQQQ now with multiple shorts, let's fucking go. I will either make thousands or go broke tomorrow. I need to get my poorfag stack to 25k as quickly as possible already so I can daytrade.

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All of the retarded boomers will be dead by then bro

Your not gonna make it bro bo

>not hedging your shorts against the squeezers

It's a bear eat bear world out there.

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smg should order custom meme hats like those dow hats they have to commemorate the habbening that almost habbened

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zoom out retard

>All of the retarded boomers will be dead by then bro

Or broke. A lot of wealth is being wiped out right now and god knows when it's coming back.

>Why is Oil pumping?
China supply chain going to be restored soon.

What if tomorrow crabs instead of dumping? Are we fucked?

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>put $2000 on TD Ameritrade
>says my buying power his $4000
>buy $2000 of SPY
>says I still have an additional $1900 to spend on stocks
can someone explain?

huge volume of options expiring tomorrow, maby that's why people assume a short squeeze will happen.

ok

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what the fuck is going on with guess?
any /guesslords/ wanna brag

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Some good advice I heard a long time ago was that you should never invest in auto makers and airlines (maybe group cruise lines in), because historically they have been terrible investments pretty much if you bought at any point in time. They just don't make returns and suck over the long term. Might be a nice short term swing though.

>retard bulls aren't seeing the one day rally every other day
can u say cringe ?

Retard
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-stocks-trading/quadruple-witching-may-spell-some-relief-to-stressed-stocks-idUSKBN21632W

Margin account probably.

Friday is always green and also quad witching

Monday will probably be a bloodbath

That just means it'll crash 10 times worse on Monday

Im back

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you enabled margin trading didn't you?

because people know Trump wont let the domestic american oil companies fail and russia is hemorrhaging its only source of GDP into breadlines against saudi arabia who is also leaking itself bankrupt. they cant keep it up for long, if saudi arabia keeps it up for another year their country will literally bankrupt itself. if russia does, they will have mass famine and unrest

pfffft is this your first recession bobby?

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Margin?

>a mere 1.78% bounce on today's short squeeze after all that brutality
>people think this isn't going to crater some more with the weekend and more terrible headlines coming up

I'm all in on Live Nation puts officially. This shit has no recourse, not even a chance of bailout, high debt and nobody's going to a concert for 6 months.

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I feel sad for you bobo.

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investopedia.com/terms/q/quadruplewitching.asp

tl;dr demand spike + short squeeze.

>I am all in on cheap SQQQ now with multiple shorts, let's fucking go.

You're a dumb zoomer who has no idea what kind of fire he's playing with. Get burned, zoomer.

Probably to cover margin positions and prevent overnight interest from fucking them over or squeezing options before closing, followed by the usual crash/liquidity chumming on monday. The usual routine.

feels good to be back bullbros...

Guys ive already started rationing my food supplies. Make sure you are saving your tasty snacks for the future!

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people buying to cover puts tomorrow

Buy JNUG?

>Chinese virus defeated in a few days by ancient malaria cure that can be had for about 20 dollars per week

Markets will turn around hard in the next couple days. This really was just a mass hysteria event and nothingburger.

Literally a chink psyop, meanwhile you know they were popping chloroquine pills for all the party members they didn't want dead.

Bearfag here.

I think the market has finally priced in fear and maybe oversold on it too. I think we're gonna see a slight recovery tomorrow, but then after the weekend it's anyone's guess. I can't see a positive future ahead though, so maybe we're just gonna get a downward slope instead of freefall

You're in the same boat as me

because time is running out. people and businesses have mortgages and rents to pay 4/1, so congress knows it only has a narrow window to inject equity or risk massive chaos and swinging from piano wires tied to streetlamps during a civil war

what a boring day, big line go little up
i'll wait for when big line go big down tomorrow

Bought a shitload of DWT at 11.30 and have uber puts for $20 expiring tomorrow. What about you?

Too early, airports haven't even shut down yet. & when they do, theres no telling for how long

KROGER WHAT THE FUCK
GO UP GO UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You promised me a Depression!

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Haha your *guess* is about as good as mine haha

Today the grocery store chains will know what true loss feels like

DID ANYONE HEAR THAT SHE SAID CUNTS INSTEAD OF CUTS ON LIVE TV HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Today was a very good day. Realized gains of $2500. All because I had a morning doctors appointment and didn't have to work.

a woman collapsed and was taken out by ambulance in north seattle fred meyer two days ago, you heard it here first

>big line go big down
lol just lol


we just had the depression
it's over now, now is time for the Big Green Recovery (BGR)

The market will never go down again, we have bottomed.

Just doubled down on my regular investment despite the fact that I'm now unemployed. £1k on a global large-cap fund, £1k on a global small-cap fund. Let's hope it's a continuous bull market for the next 30 years now

I think cruise is the better option anyway.

Oh fuck, I had forgotten about the witching. Time to unwind my shorts.

I loaded up 3 mags each for my AR and glock. Thinking about bugging out for a little.

so what happens to my SQQQ shares after Friday?

wsj.com/articles/u-s-considers-intervention-in-saudi-russia-oil-standoff-11584636054?mod=searchresults&page=1&pos=1

bro she's allowed to say it
she's trans-Australian

Should go up for a few months overall

>>thinking it's over before people kill themselves because of losses
it's like you didn't watch tv i 08

>I think we're gonna see a slight recovery tomorrow
We're seeing a slight recovery today, guy. Hello?

we are definitely going into a downward slope as more and more people get tested and stricter rules are necessary to slow the spread, measures like in china and korea will be necessary, which the US definitely does not have right now.

WTF BOBO YOU PROMISED ME A DUMP. I'M NOT DONE ACCUMULATING. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Did bear bros get too cocky?

Fuck! Why didn't I buy AMZN 4 days ago?!

just got back from taking a piss and caught it
lmao

eat shit lmao

Next week will be a BLOODBATH. I’m calling it!

One green candle and the bulls lose their shit. Never change mumus never change.

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kill

For what? The Brrr is going to find you no matter what.

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bro
you're getting too cocky
you might get crabbed on with those kinds of positions

But why? Market already priced in all possible bad events. Lol

IM CRYING IM LITERALLY CRYING
IS OVER
THE FED SAVED THE WORLD

90% of the people ITT were 15 or younger in 08.

Is this the best long term investment?
Closing up on lowest point since previous recession

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Are you guys retards?

when is SP500 gonna hit 1800 I'm tired of waiting

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I CANT EXIT MY FNGD WITHOUT MAKING MY 3rd DAYTRADE AAAAAAAA

Wat? Who??

The prepper hunter posters are correct. It is not a viable strategy. If the world ends, we're 100x supportable food levels.

Guns are nice, but what you need is a road atlas, iodine, NSAIDs , a sewing kit, and to get as far away from human beings as possible to an area of less than 1/10sq mile.

If you're in a spot with enough ppl to need a gun (even though you should have one), its over for you anyway.

how much higher can SPY go today?

I think that's the case. Volatility is dying down. We will most likely enter a stable mid-term bear market by EoM.

Crab tonight
Green tomorrow due to shorts covering
Big red on Monday

the only problem is the massive LA earthquake that is about to happen isn't priced in at all

nah

i cant do this anymore, i fucking sold at a loss . its just too much stress watching my money disappear, i had spy puts

fucking zoomers

This shit isn't over guys...red in after hours and red tomorrow.

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depends on how much capital you have. if you are rich i would buy TSLA instead

Because people are still not working and more places will shut down as more cases are discovered.

I ate a 23% loss on my SPXU for bag holding too long thinking I could break even. I was able to twice this week but I got greedy

When dump again good sirs?

stocks are only going up because of a weak as shit dollar. i mean an hour ago my dollar was worth like 2 bucks and now it's like worth 50 cents.

Ford should be good long term they are hoarding cash

>USO calls just dropped to 0.00
Robinhood what are you doing

>VIX below 70
crash is cancelled
sorry bobros

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youtube.com/watch?v=MUtsx8EzwN0&feature=emb_title

2600

Seriously.
Aren’t we entering monsoon season too or some shit?

Don't see why that guarantees anything. I have the feeling that if volume becomes high and breaks the low volume trends recently that it will bring more volatility and incite mass panic selling.

Just going out on the limb and saying news articles and talking heads been wrong about every turn and day way more often than right. Not trusting the conclusion.

Most Fridays have been red since this recession.

>priced in meme
>congress ever moving quickly
Congress won't get this done by Friday, that's just Congress. And we are nowhere near the bottom, everything is overbought still.

Still hope it all crashes, fuck all of your logic this is clownmarket now nothing has made sense so far.

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Oil up 32%

Kek

Even nuking Saudi Arabia wouldn't have done that last yesr

Too many bears, too much money on one side of the trade. It's going higher.

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so does tomorrow benefit or hurt? does it usually tank since everyone is selling out

26.3.

OH NO NO NO
BULLBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

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Yes.

One of the blondes on fox business
She surprised herself with that one

Wait for Monday. It's probably the last -10% dip we'll see in this crash.

He just touched the mic, he's going to get sick now.

“Discovered” lol

Fear is over people had there fun enjoy the ride up

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FEMA stream is live

Tomorrow is going to be shit if you're holding a short position because of the Triple Witching.
Sell now, eat whatever loss, and buy tomorrow EOD

>NSAIDs
Have a nice death. NSAID consumption has been linked to people outside of risk groups getting sent to ICUs over corona.

Paracetemol or bust.

WE

ARE

OFFICIALLY

BACK

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bro the emergency is over, that's all just theater to make the boomers not panic
the virus is a burger, with no meat, signifying nothing

Zoom out

>tfw i bough XOM and MRO yesterday
Nice. I just need Russia and Saudi making peace and I will join dividend frend's club.

I’ve got about 80 shares of SQQQ i bought at ~$24

I can’t dump them now because of daytrade limits, should I just average down and buy more tomorrow then hope it goes red on Monday? Or will I have a window to exit at a profit tomorrow

What the fuck is this pump?

Antibe is developing a more potent NSAID with fewer complications (ATE, TSX-V)

WALLAH!
Just like that, the Dow will NEVER go under 20k again!

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trump isn't speaking at conference = money goes up

We have a long ways to go yet. The government hasn't even put forth a solid plan. Boomers left and right still think we're at a good spot to buy in but they can't prove it at all, just foundationless assumptions. Companies are STILL bleeding cash up the wazoo, loads of companies are asking for bailouts, they removed reserve requirements for banks, I mean the list goes on. This is NOT a good time to buy back in guys. All most of you do on here is make assumptions and think you're smart because you got lucky a few times. Most of you don't ACTUALLY know what you're talking about. So what if there's a stimulus. It doesn't mean jobs are coming back. It doesn't mean companies won't lean out multiple times over just to make up for losses, it doesn't mean companies won't close down entirely due to being so levered up. Valuations have been overinflated for so long now and the market going up right now is NO indicator of future outlook. You don't just look at a chart and go "uhh well it go up so that must be it". You Have to find out the why, the how, the when, and the what. China STILL isn't in full swing. Borders have been all but shut down, companies are bleeding cash due to ports doing similar, products aren't being produced, this is just the beginning. I told you before and I'll tell you again. America is underreacting to the case. The stimulus should have been pushed out WEEKS ago, companies will be bailed out on the tax payers dollar, and will taxes go down? Haha no way dude. Your country is screwing you and you honestly think the market has higher to go.

1/2

This is not a pro trump board or thread. I'm curious to see how the stocks will perform as he talks however.

tldr

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lmao this camera man

What's a stock or industry that is low and makes great returns?

FOR THE LAST TIME

OVERVALUED IS NOT THE SAME THING AS OVERBOUGHT.

STOP SAYING THE MARKET IS OVERBOUGHT WHEN ITS DOWN 27% IN ONE MONTH

THE MARKET IS OVERSOLD. IT CAN STILL BE OVERVALUED AND IT CAN STILL GO DOWN. BUT IT IS DEFINITELY NOT OVERBOUGHT.

link?

lol it JUST ended

Orange man good. Saved USA

do hotels

incoming bailouts and people see Trump on national tv being a strong leader getting shit done

yes. itll go red again, bad news doesnt stop coming. look at vix, it shows right now people are less scared than normal. that leaves room for them to be shocked. the lower vix, the more shock that can occur,

The only way the market stays or goes up is if enough people just sit on the equities, nobody does anything, and buys back in. I am continually amazed at how stupid this market has behaved, it's like watching a bunch of crack addicts bet on horse races with blindfolds around their eyes and plugs in their ears. Most people are flying blind by what I can tell and just go off of "muh feelings" or "well chart says this". The chart is the PAST not the future.

why did they even stream that

>for months.

was that it? 5 fucking minutes?

>market is pumping
Welp. I'm done riding this crash for this week. I have enough money to buy cheapies now and throw some to Monday's crash.

You think oil is going down further?

Truly, he saw this Pandemic coming months ago.

Lay them off, give them a soup kitchen.

Do you hear this guy on CNBC?

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Wait for it to hit $2

Hotels are being taken over as makeshift hospital wards

Is this another dead cat bounce? Surely?

msnbc.com/craig-melvin/watch/state-dept-will-issue-level-4-travel-warning-according-to-report-80975941616

>This is not a pro trump board or thread.
LOL. you =/= this board or thread faggot

>What's a stock or industry that is low and makes great returns?

Cloud providers, specifically AMZN

Crisis is over, V-shaped recovery incoming.
Time to buy the dip bulls, there's nothing to fear anymore.

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BUY GRUPO AVAL THEY OWN 80% OF COLOMBIA AND ALL PRIVATED BANKS . THE PART ABOUT IT: MAD CHEAP STOCK

>everyone is wrong
>source: dude trust me

I would laugh if stocks began to tank as he talked....

buying some sqqq before after hours pumps it

Anyone doing options on planet fitness?

If this delusional pump continues to Friday I am going to short the fuck out of everything with everything I have. DELUSION. Global trade is FUCKED for months. Wait for the first big companies to go bankrupt before you buy anything.

Can't go wrong with most blue chips, except any at particular risk with what's going on. For me, it's ETFs so I don't dig in to specific companies too too much.

Agreed and hope it crashes too, but what could precipitate any more huge crashes? Coronavirus is now on everyone's mind, stimulus is common knowledge, oil war is going on and priced in, there's like nothing left barring a natural disaster.

Maybe the US govt shutting down or being attacked or something could do it, corona mutating into a deadly millennial killing variant, etc.

Are you new here?

Yes, i think it'll bounce off low 20s before heading down to $15

No you stupid fucks the chink psyop spell is over. Bat flu is cured by malaria meds which means all of this was for nothing and SMART MONEY just realized it.

To spread that fake cheese sauce on those milkies

Its going to pump tomorrow again because of the triple witching.

I’m looking for more long-term, so 6 months or so for everything to recover. I lack knowledge of short-term gains.