/smg/ - Stock Market General

Crisis is finally OVER. Bottom and recovery edition

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Boomer Investing 101:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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just dump already

first for bears

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>delusional edition

first for butthurt commie discord raiders

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Post more bobos.

>Wanting to invest this time last week
>Still haven't got full control over the account
>Now waiting on a corona-infested office to process my docs
Will it drop tomorrow? If It spikes up before Friday, I'm fucked.

Where the crabchads at?

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You missed the bottom.

Guy who doesn't really come here often here. When am I buying back in? I'm holding a bunch of cash right now. Just gonna buy ETFs and stuff.

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>mfw he tells me he bought SPY calls

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Im so fucking excited I got in near the bottom. I just invested $10K on stock LETS FUCKING GO

based

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>TQQQ

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>Implying this is anyone near the bottom.

What are you going to buy at the bottom?

Also, fuck tripfags

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Now.
It would be fun to see you to lose everything

What if I tell her about my SPY puts instead?

VTSAX

fORD

Cute op pic!

Buying back in is the dangerous part. Historically the biggest dips have been at what people have thought would be the bottom. Personally I'm all in cash as well, and I'm not buying in until we get confirmed news that the caramba virus is in recession and well controlled.

Defense contractors

right now I'm mostly holding cheapies with some cash to buy into SQQQ during tomorrow's pump

if this is actually the bottom I'm pretty well set up, if it isn't I'll make it up with SQQQ gainz

reporting in

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Explain to me why it wont just drop again tomorrow like after the last crab day.

boeing, delta, maybe another oil stock but I'm already in RDS.A.

>just suspended their dividend, the only reason investors owned them.
Yikes

CHINA VIRUS IT IS THE FUCKING CHINA VIRUS

If you think about it, it makes a lot of sense for drug companies to go all out to help in the fight against coronavirus. If we consider (1) that coronavirus is supposed to disproportionately kill those with pre-existing illnesses, and (2) that those with pre-existing illnesses are the ones responsible for driving profits on expensive prescription drugs, if the drug companies sit by idly and do nothing to help, then all of their best customers will die.

Some $10 TSLA will be nice in a couple months

feels good, cashed out my 401k last week before it dropped further and put it all in SPCE at 17 dollars. Down a little but since this is the bottom we should see SPCE at 40+ dollars in short order.

wtf did i miss the bottom?

Because we have reached the literal bottom

Most blue chips that aren't boeing tier shit management. Just gotta wait for this flu season to blow over.

all in silver call options

cute post

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From last thread:
Whats the difference between tvix and vixy/vixm and is there any possibility they go up the same path

One of the most cynical things I’ve read today.

How long would you guys say it will take to recover? I'm betting on 1 year, no net difference but feasible profit for me.

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I'm not buthurt. I am about to be rich, lol.

A triple Batman
Can be seen forming on SPY
We red tomorrow

read the prospectus nigger

brown amy poehler

TSLA calls

Seems like we're being raided by trannie, commie discord bobos

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Yes.

Seeing NRZ and O reduced by half and trying to decide which one I want to DCA on, or scoop up some GUSH or USO for a quick flip (already have a September call on it, but figured with the volatility on it I may as well play a hand). Thoughts?

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What do triple Batman's indicate for TA?

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oil

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Just chinese shills mad about their country spawning this shitty chinese virus.

bros i blew my load too early

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>bobos
That would require them actually holding positions and being in the market. They're just disinfo shills.

>implying tomorrow won't be red
>implying anyone wants to hold over the weekend in this market

Retard here.

Is there a cure or not?

Nowhere near the bottom

are we getting raided by /ptg/ again?

wishful thinking no concrete proof that it works

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I'd say get out while you can. We will probably hit 2000 S&P 500

Imagine being a commie in 2020

>bee fair
Don't tell me what to do you stupid fuck

holy shit almost had a heart attack, must've fat fingered 10 instead of 1 when buying contracts, sold them back for $150 gain

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Watch the S&P close today. Anything around 2400-2350 is a good indication as to what friday will be like.

No
Yes

Nigga this is the Yas Forums thread. Coronavirusgeneral is in pol bruh

Yeppers. You can't tell from the anime posting?

Best case june, trump's case august, worst case 2020 is just going to be a giant bloodbath and 2021 everything returns to the norm.

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How hard is the short squeeze gonna be tomorrow?

I cant imagine this, sorry.

chloroquine has very good studies and they're doing more tests.

its gonna be legendary

No. You can’t “cure” a virus, once the virus hijacks your cell to produce another copy of itself, the viral DNA is already apart of you. Yes, you can suppress it’s effects and symptoms but you can’t get rid of it.

Today was the short squeeze, sweaty.

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The actual worst case is Nikkei style lost decade.

thank you money machine man

Nope, you'll be a retard forever. Enjoy.

i did. SPY is going to spike after congress gets the bailout shit passed this weekend

6 more months of bat flu

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>using nigger vernacular
4channel is a Hispanic website nigger

>Thinking its not already priced in, as it whizzes through with bipartisan approval.

32 year old german teen latest victim, this virus is killing everyone not just boomer geezers.

welt.de/vermischtes/article206504969/Coronavirus-13-Todesfaelle-in-Bayern-Alle-Karten-zur-Ausbreitung.html

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based and muttpilled

Honestly... one of the many things that occurred to my early on was that if this kills off a lot of the people with lung cancer that could be really bad for Merck, and if it kills off a lot of people with diabetes, that could really hurt Lilly.

>tfw my friends and family went all in on Boeing, airlines, and cruise lines last week

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Plenty of viruses get completely cycled out of your body because infected cells generally die (so that they can spread the virus in your body). Some don't though and just get kept in check like HIV/Chickenpox, but a majority will completely go away.

I'm just saying for this little flu thing we have going on. Doubt fed will overstep their boundaries and go full BOJ, I'd see them send us into negative rates territory and we get massive QE+bailouts from the white house.

>32 yr old teen
But that's us!!

ah yes the 0.00% short squeeze

>32 year old german teen

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>32 year old
>Teen

LMFAO

yes and its not breaking news thsi shit was discovered by the chinks 2 months ago i dont know why this is just going mainstream now

if they are looking for long term investments its not a bad idea

>32 isn't a boomer geezer

Probably a dark skinned "German". So far there is no evidence that this virus is killing white people.

Now that we know it's literally just a flu which can easily be controlled, is it time to re-invest heavily in the market before the prices rise too much?

>32 year old teen
Mild kek

Wow she looks pretty as a girl

Jajajajajaja nigga stfu and prepare for the dick you are going to take in the market next week.
And Yas Forums is hispanic cuz america is turning hispanic. Its a sad state of affairs. Id rather not think about it.

WHAT CHEAPIES DO I BUY??????

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Guys, Coronachan has chosen me. Gonna be off work for a while staring at this screen. Any tips on when I should buy in? A drop in Vix maybe?

XOM
AMD
AAPL
INTC
MSFT
USO

amd
amazon
oil

can you go dark mode on investing.com?
shit's fucking blinding me

Avatarfags aren’t much better sweaty.
In very tempted by NRZ but this seems like a great time for cutting divvys and failing to pay your mortgages.
God bless Jerome!!

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Crisis over? Fuck bearbros what do we do?

More "just a flu bro" posting? Really? At this point? STILL?

So let me guess
Planet fatness is not going down anymore despite the quarantine because it reached it's value mark?

what about as a boy

DOW Puts are on sale

Dark Reader extension

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wow look at that dog haha :D

Bobros.... They just found a cure... we're fucked, aren't we?

be bull

go WEN

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The CEO had a huge buyback

>can't buy options until my deposit clears

thanks webull

any good inverse etfs I could buy into instead?

Link cure fag, do it now!

chloroquine, come on senpai stay informed.

The FEMA stream is going to be mainly bearish news, right?

Just sold all of my SQQQ before it tanks to nothing... bobros, it's over.

Someone give me a quick rundown on what Trump said today?

No they didn't. The only cure for a virus is a vaccine, and even then SARS has ADE which fucks a vaccine up

KO down 7% while the rest of the market flatlines

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Makes you wonder what she’d look like if she wore makeup and ate meat.

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So what are are your taxes owed and fees going to be? Why didn’t you just reallocate and rebalance you funds?

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I thought it was serious for a moment, good shitpost user.

>He doesn't know about the quad witching

Every short position on index futures, index options, stock options and stock futures that expires ITM tomorrow is getting exercised. What percentage of those do you think are already covered?

does this affect the stock long term in terms of the current crisis?

based
nice stock right there

Oh yea. I thought it just helped not that it cured it?

He just rambled a bit and le btfo xd a reporter to distract his dumbfuck cult.

you can sell your portfolio and not cash out.

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it's an AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEment!!!

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SPCE has no business model that SpaceX doesn't do better. It's an idiot trap.

AMD
weed stocks
silver

I'm just being pedantic but vaccines prevent viruses, they don't cure them

Why the fuck did she look so mad the entire conference?

quad fucking the bears

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Boy I bet all those companies are glad they did so many buybacks. Can't imagine a better use for the money right now.

Basically, fuck China.

based

>tfw I started dipping into those exact equities today
Not much, couple hundred each into BA, AAL, DAL, and CCL

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based

Guys.... why are we hard crabbing? Is a crash about to happen???

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>32 year old german teen

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New case / death rates are being controlled pretty much everywhere except USA. Yanks will put stricter measures in place soon, and the numbers will start to drop there too. It's a big ol' nothingburger

based

Accumulate REFR

youtube.com/watch?v=p08ChZVGBow

God, I hate tripfaggots. Almost as much as discord trannies, but not quite.

>cult
Imagine being a reddit commie "liberal" in the current year. Must suck to have 80 iq, huh?

Ngmi baka tbqh senpai

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Weed stocks are no bueno bro

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no progress on anything?

We staying bear?

wtf I really want open borders and to give all my money and guns to brown invaders now.

you can filter them you know

On one hand that did occur to me, but O (at least) is about the most solid of the real estate stocks. KO has taken an almost good enough hit to open up a position in I think. Timing the bottom is pretty hard for anything right now so I'm casually shopping as the discounts get so low.

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Well I hope you are right, it could mutate.

32 y/o “Asian” teen maybe?

Considering that tomorrow is triple witching, meaning green, should I just eat my losses and get out SQQQ/SPXU? I'm 17% down on both

I'm not convinced. Americans are more skeptical of the government than any of the other countries because of muh freedoms.

I bought!
Apparently some of their bottlers are having capital problems?

What to hold overnight?

mediterranee-infection.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Hydroxychloroquine_final_DOI_IJAA.pdf

"Six patients were asymptomatic, 22 had upper respiratory tract infection symptoms and eight
had lower respiratory tract infection symptoms.
Twenty cases were treated in this study and showed a significant reduction of the viral
carriage at D6-post inclusion compared to controls, and much lower average carrying duration
than reported of untreated patients in the literature. Azithromycin added to
hydroxychloroquine was significantly more efficient for virus elimination. " It's something.

They are taught to hate themselves from birth. Its quite sad actually, if you think about it.

cash

Sure. Just buy back into some positions at EOD tomorrow.

CRAB MARKET
CRAB MARKET
MOVE LIKE CRAB
LOOK LIKE MARKET

Puts. of everything.
Friday will be the biggest crash of the century.

Come back and ask us that in two (2) hours, bby.

hot

I hope the side effects for that crap dont suck.

Cash, preferably in USD

Why the hell would an antibiotic help with a virus?

it's a good day to be an AMRN chad
it's a good day to be a HEXO chad

holy fucking based

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PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO BUY PLEASE
I'M ON THE VERGE OF HOMELESS AND NEED SOMETHING TO HELP ME WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER AND MY LANDLORD IS ALLOWED TO EVICT AGAIN

>wanted to buy solvay at 60 euros
>already at 75

fuck you guys

>ctrl + f "32"
>no finds
Uhm? Sir?
Excuse

definitely not SNSS

VTSAX

>Anything around 2400-2350 is a good indication as to what friday will be like.

what did he mean by this?

brrr.money/

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Because you get bacterial pneumonia cause it fucks your immune system and lung cell linings up.

Of course -- Glassman over at JP doesn't want congress to send money to individual Americans, he wants them instead to write a multi-trillion dollar bail-out check to the major banks.

There's simply not enough blood in the streets if this happens.

So yesterday was the bottom of this decade...crazy

Buy a bullet and rent a gun

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Oh and beyond VTSAX buy some technical training in a field that will get you a good, steady job

Delta Airlines, American Airlines, Bank of America, AMD and Bitcoin.

Unbelievably based