/smg/ - Stock Market General

Ultra Instinct Edition

>Goku: the Greater Depression of 2020
>Jiren: the Fed

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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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snibidy snibby

I hope every leftist cocksucker on Yas Forums gets corona and coughs their lungs out.

Just opened my last SPY put. Seems like fear is dying a bit, and I have no intentions of getting JUSTED when the markets decide to start recovering. I imagine we've got 2 more weeks of decline followed by tons of crabbing. Getting out while I'm ahead.

>THE CHINK VIRUS

holy shit he just said that.

>cruise ships to be used as hospitals for infected.
How do we make money off this, Yas Forumsbros

Has Trump found the miracle cure?

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this woman lmao

18k today?

No idea what to do. Maybe I should continue being cash gang...

strong support at 2400, 2100, after that only support is 1600.

BASED AS FUCK

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We /BOBO/ now

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holy shit this OAN reporter is hot as fuck and redpilled wife material

why is planet fitness up 11%, who the fuck is going to a gym any time soon

more like yellow fever hahhaha

Who let a Q Anonfag inside?

Good lord

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Are markets closed on Monday or for the whole of next week?

Who the fuck is she?

You just KNOW

Holy shit this fucking question, kek
>Does it alarm you that left-wing media is siding with foreign government propaganda, radical islamists, and mexican drug cartels?

OAN is based

What's her name?

I'm seeing higher lows and higher highs, bro. We are going up.

pretty please!

WHATS HER NAME

Trump looked and sounded like someone on dangerous amounts of Coof Suppressant.

Why are we campaigning about fake news? is now the time?

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Remember - malaria drug does not work against Coronachan, french " test" was faulty and declared false by France health ministry

we're on the verge of total economic and societal collapse.

double-digit unemployment rates, production halted to a standstill, people left with no purchasing power, schools and businesses closed, etc.

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING THIS POST A FUCKING LINK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

thats my mommy.

Who

i dont know but im in love

>you're siding with China

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Guys I am in love

youtube.com/watch?v=eFWq6oUI28w

only electronic trading

Sauce?

>close gyms
>save on expenses
>collect membership fees
Bullish

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It's literally on the White House's official youtube channel retard

red-pilled chink

have you ever used google before, I literally got it with "trump speech"

Yeah, but gotta give hope to the people so they buy some shitty stock

Only 24% of the country thinks we are doing worse than average responding to the virus and that number is dropping
You’re the gaslit cat lady minority hanging off Rachel maddows every word while the world moved past your retarded political fascinations

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>Chinese communists
Holy shit she is top wife material

WHO WAS THAT BULGOGI BANSHEE

Bros... what does this mean....

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MOMMY

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>GUYS WE HAVE A CURE TRUST ME THEY'RE SAFE PLEASE VOLUNTEER YOURSELF TO GET INJECTED WITH THESE SAFE DRUGS YOU WON'T DIE AND EVEN IF YOU DO GET SICK WE'LL KILL YOU BY MAKING YOU OD ON MORPHINE PLEASE

brehs....the market

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i dont know but shes fucking calling out the other faggots in the pressroom as being shills for communist party of china and siding with islamic terrorists
shes hot as fuck and i want to marry her

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Once the market calms down in few months what are buying ladies?

i can't wait for the presidential debates, the only danger for trump will be destroying biden so hard that he comes off as bullying an old man with dementia

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Were are my 10% intra day swings at??

>Bullmarket went offstage
HYES!

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>accidentally bought 3/20 exp instead of 4/17 when I was going to reup

time to kms

Ugh nothing about NEETbux I'm sad

rushing a vaccine is a recipe for (further) disaster right? Thalidomide 2.0 incoming

why the FUCK is it going up

lmao find some dumb algo to dump it on and hope for the best

im watcing on tv, did anyone watching online grab a screen cap shes so pretty

kek

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>market moves up slightly
>all the b*lls start celebrating and rush to throw money away
You stupid niggers deserve every lose

Is AMC a safe long investment right now? Down to $2.50, down 60% in the last month. People are going to want to go to the movies in 6-18 months when all this is over, and I feel like AMC is solid enough to live through this considering they're coming off a record year.

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